Razeluxe and the Doctor

"There is no way you're my roommate." Raze stated, in a matter of fact tone. "The princess told me that I would be alone in this house. She said nothing about having a roommate. And even if you were, your ugly box is blocking off half the house."

"I am your roommate, it says so in the Princess's handwriting." The Doctor countered, showing Raze his psychic paper. "And the box isn't ugly. It's cool, and it's quite beautiful, if I do say so myself."

"Who the hay are you anyways?" Raze pondered over that sentence, Did I just say hay? This place is rubbing off on me. "After all, if I'm going to be stuck with you I might as well know your name."

"I'm the Doctor."

"Doctor who exactly?"

"Just the Doctor." He chuckled, he always loves it when people say that.

"Alright Doctor, have it your way. But you'll have to move your box. It's standing in my way, as I plan to know exactly what's on the other side. I know it's your half of the house, but I can't have this out-of-place lawn ornament in the middle of the hallway blocking my path."

"Fine fine I'll move her. Just... Cool down. It's not a very good way to start off with anypony if you act like this."

"Whatever. I didn't get a tour from the Princess, so I need to go explore the town. I don't wanna end up going to the market and ending up in an orchard, and vise-versa." Raze left the house without a word. He could've sworn he heard a weird sound coming from it, but he assumed it's just heating or air conditioning, if ponies have that.

Raze, now walking through town, and he was welcomed by EVERYPONY. Every single one of the residents greeted him and welcomed him on sight, as if they had nothing better to do. Its so annoying he thought, Why can't these ponies go on with their day? Is there a law or something saying they have to greet me?

"Hello, you must be new in town!"

"Oh for the love of... I don't want to be greeted! I've been greeted by everypony here in this town!" Raze said towards the lavender mare that greeted him.

"Well, that's not very nice is it? I just wanted to warn you, if you meet a pink party pony, expect a party at your house. My names Twilight Sparkle by the way, what's yours?"

"Razeluxe, but why would I need to worry about a party? Much mess why would you care even? I don't know you, you know."

"It's just a warning, if you don't listen or if you do it's not my fault. But you're being really rude right now so I'm going back to the library." Twilight then trotted off towards a large carved-out oak tree. Good Riddance. Raze thought, as he turned towards the center of town. On his way, he saw a pink pony, with a balloon mark. What do those mean... I've seen everypony have one except foals. It must be involved like a right of passage. But if that's true, then that's the pony I need to stay away from. He began to wander around town at this point, taking note of important locations. Library... Check. Cafe... Check. Market... wait what? He saw it again, that same blue box.

"What is that doing here?" He muttered, trotting towards the object. As he got there, he saw that Doctor talking to a merchant, and a young grey mare with a blond mane next to him, looking cross. Raze decided to stay out of that fight, as he had no weapon. I really need to ask that princess for my ring back next I see her... Its unnerving when I'm unarmed.

Raze, having taken note of most of the important places in town, figured he would head home and ask the Doctor why he was in the market with his box.

Raze was nearing his house. It has been getting dark out, and now he could see a few lights on inside the house. He went to open the door...

To get yelled at.

"SURPRISE!" Yelled a lot of ponies in the room, now having thoroughly scared the daylights out of him. What were they doing in his house?

"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I saw you were new in town! And I always throw parties for new ponies, because they have no friends yet! So I throw the party so they can make friends! Whats your name? Whats your Cutie Mark? Whats it represent? How old are you? How good at magic are you?" The excited pink mare rattled off, asking so many questions. It annoyed him, but he found no harm in answering.

"Well, Pinkie, My name is Raze. What is a Cutie Mark? I do not know what a Cutie Mark is. I'm 17 years old, and know only one spell. Now, my turn to ask you a few questions. What are you doing in my house, and why did you nearly give me a heart attack?" Raze said, a little bit of spite in his voice.

"How do you not know what a cutie mark is?" The pink mare asked, ignoring the latter question.

"Because I don't. Now please, tell me."

"A cutie mark is a mark that shows a pony's special talent. Mine is three balloons, because I throw the best parties in Ponyville!" Pinkie said, showing him her flank to emphasize her point.

"Well, mine just hasn't appeared yet." He said, truthfully. There was no mark on his flank.

"Oh. I thought you would have one, as most adult ponies do."

"Raze! How nice to see you!" Said a familiar accented tone.

"Oh, hi Doctor."

"Enjoy the party Raze!" Pinkie said, walking to the party games section.

"So Doctor, what was that at the market? You were rather cross at some merchant."

"Oh, that was nothing. Just a friendly chat on how he was treating Fluttershy. I moved the box so you know, its parked out back."

"Oh tha~ wait... parked?"

"Yes, its parked. Why, is it a bad location again?"

"No, just pondering over your choice of words. Oh, and who was that mare with you? The grey one? She your wife or something?"

"Not exactly. She travels with me."

"Oh, so this is just a vacation spot then?"

"No, this is where we live."

"Aaanyways, I had better go to bed. Its been a LONG day. Its not fun, not knowing much about this world and all."

"I know how you feel. Goodnight Raze."

What a weird stallion, wonder what he meant by 'I know what you feel.' I just hope the party doesn't keep me up. I need my sleep, should I need to look presentable for a job. Raze thought, climbing into his bed after shutting and locking the door with his magic. He liked it actually, the magic. The only magic he knew from his world was offensive, but never passive like levitation here. He tried his best to sleep, and eventually passed out from exhaustion when he was tired enough. The party was too loud.