old spice body wash!!! POOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEER!!!!!!

by Techpriest Eh

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 192

Terry Crews lands in equestria and he does what he does on TV shout epic nonsense about body wash and Power.

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-08 07:20:48 UTC

Twilight

One summer day twilight was minding her own business reading up on Quantum Physics when Spike burst in,

"Twilight, there's a weird monster at the center of town in nothing but a towel and some serious muscle," he shouts quickly before falling over to catch his breath.

Twilight sighed as she put her book away and trotted over to the Center of town at a leisurely pace. In the distance she could hear shouts of "POOOOOOOWWWWEEEEERRR!" and other nonsense. the shouting got louder as she got closer before it was as loud as Lunar shouting in the Royal Canterlot Voice.

"OLD SPICE BODY WASH CAN BLOCK BO FOR 16 HOURS, IT'S SO POWERFUL IT CAN TURN OFF THE SUN," Twilight blinked at that before she galloped around the last corner to see what looked a large ripped, hairless monkey in nothing but a towel and holding a small plastic container, and then the world went dark, "BUT THEN IT'S TOO COLD, SO IT CREATES ANOTHER SUN," He continues as the light came back but more harsher and intense, "SUN POOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEERRR!" He shout's as random trees and objects behind him explode.