DIS(combobulated)CORD

by chaosandcandyfloss

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 215

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Discord gets a job, as the Mane 6's assistant

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-08 15:50:06 UTC

showering at noon

'Whoever our assistant is must be very Important to be staying at the castle'' said ''not very!'' replied Celestia who was giggling under her breath ''The tour stops here,girls'' the mane 6 stared at the locked doors of the bathing quarters, all they could hear where these words accompanied by running water.

TO BE SUNG IN THE TUNE OF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk

♪♫ Im not a fan of harmony

'nor of the Diarchy, Meg McCarthy's

pulling at the strings

chocolate milk is raining down

in a different town wreaking

CHAOS and all it brings

(on the moon)Lu-Lu sat idly

in stone I couldn't move at all,

I CURSE the elements   : the things

behind it a-AHHlLLL

DISCORD! im showering at noon

and moon arse is A'sleeping  while plunder vines invade her room

DISCORD! whatever did we do to make you look so SEXXAAYY!

DISCORD! ShutterFly  is very hot, while Mi Amore Cadenza (cadence) is clearly rather not

DISCORD ! 'Cant take it anymore, so take your bathwater awaYYYYY ♪♫

The tap turned of abruptly , everybody's favourite draconequus stepped out of the door

''REALLY, HIM!?'' The Mane 6 said in unison ''I'm offended!'' said Discord with a towel wrapped around his draconequine a** and a mock-hurt expression which even Rarity would have been proud of