Oop Banana!
It was a cold and stormy night in Canterlot.
Princess Celestia was alone in the palace due to Luna guarding the night, and Twilight Sparkle sleeping in her extremely renovated and warm room. Princess Celestia made one final check around the throne room to make sure she was alone and also to make sure that no pony could ruin her quality time by locking all the doors with her magic.
Checking behind large columns and even her chair that sat at the end of the room at the top of a small set of stairs for anyone who could have sneaked their way into her throne room. Celestia had forced the guards to wait outside as soon as she had stirred up an awkward conversation with them.
As she made her final checks, she soon stood in the middle of the large room and took a deep breath.
“I’m finally alone!” the Princess suddenly squeaked, before gingerly skipping towards her throne with an insane looking smile on her face as she did.
Most of the ponies who knew her were thinking: ‘what in Celestia’s kinky visions of Twilight’s mind was going on with her?’
Celestia always seemed to do this every single night, and guards would stand outside of the large double doors at the end of the room, trying to hear what was going on and most of them turned to say: ‘I have heard some things, maaaan!’ in like one of those incredibly lazy, and tree hugging ponies you see on the internet.
And at last. Celestia was now alone in her throne room, nopony else but her. It was all silent and the only thing audible was her hoofsteps as she paced around the large throne room she was in. She skipped around the room gaily and soon came to a halt as she realized she needed to do what she had to do… and the secret that she had been keeping from everypony was about to be revealed.
As Celestia reached her large throne, she soon ducked down, looking right underneath it before pulling out a small, metal box from beneath and soon opening it up gazing into it. A large beam of golden light beamed right into her eyes as the seemingly horny Alicorn licked her lips as she drooled.
“It’s finally mine…
“And nopony can stop meeee!!”
And there it sat. The holiest of all holy objects. The Bananagasm 3000. (otherwise known as a banana) Its golden skin glared into Celestia’s eyes and reflected off, creating stars in her eyes. She picked the bent object up and soon began to unpeel it.
And strangely… as she peeled it, the squashy goodness beneath the smooth foreskin like substance on top of it became visible. The Princess stared at it with delight, as she took one last lick of her lips and as she did, she pulled it closer to her face and began to speak in a heavily seduced voice tone as if it was a Kinky Friday Night.
“Oh baby… let me taste you… let me lick you, let me eat you. I want you!
“I will suck you dry to make you wet again.”
The banana just sat still in her hooves as she pressed it against her own lips and then soon began to suck the banana. The drool within her mouth began to coat it as rubbed her lips up and down the length of it, making some very strange noises as she did suck it. The noises were moans and groans of when her lips surpassed the banana inside of her mouth, gently biting down on it before stopping.
She pulled away with a soft blush on her cheeks and giggled.
“Sorry… did I bite too hard?”
No response from the sloppy and saliva soaked yellow bent thing in her hooves. She let out a kinky-ass giggle as soon as there was no response.
“The silent type are you?”
Again, the banana just was silent before she returned to sucking it and as she did, she took a few soft nibbles at the banana, making even louder sexual moans of pleasure that left her mouth. The muffled moans coming from her mouth began to grow in volume and even echoed throughout the halls as she sat it up in the throne, allowing the actual curved object to successfully dangle into her mouth.
She began to swirl her tongue around it, wetting it all and then removing any more of the slick and smooth skin that coated it, and then shoved it down her throat and back out again and then gazing upon the sweet sexy goodness of the drooling banana. She had bitten her way into it and even slipped a sly wink out at it before putting it back in her tight mouth.
“Mmph!
“Oh yes, baby, please. I want you in my mouth!!
“I can’t believe I’m sucking you off, you naughty banana!”
She began to chew on it, digging her teeth into the wet substance in her mouth and then soon shoving it down her throat yet again, beginning to pant and moan loudly, now loud enough for the palace to hear it all. She bit down on it, taking a large chunk off of it and swallowing it and then letting out what sounded like her hitting an orgasm. Hence the title of the banana ‘Bananagasm 3000’.
She choked slightly, and as she choked, the doors to the throne room swung open with a loud slam. Celestia looked back, knowing she locked it and now her cheeks flushing with red, with the banana half way down her throat. The young Alicorn at the door was a lavender color and her mane was purple with a violet stream in it.
She gasped in horror and Celestia swallowed.
“C-Celestia!? W-what are you…?”
“It’s not what it looks like!”
“What in my sexual fantasies with you sticking your horn up my asshole while calling me a bad student is this?!” Twilight soon came to realization of what she said and then blushed. “Forget what I said, but what are you doing?!”
“Bananaping?” Celestia nervously said with her blush growing.
“Banana...what?”
“It’s pretty much fapping with bananas…” Celestia groaned and then looked away. “Just walk out this room and act like it never happened…”
But as Celestia said that, Twilight was already gone and Celestia (for once) was thankful that she did. And as a pair of guards peered into the room with confused faces, Celestia shot them looks to make them look away.
You see? Princesses really do have fetishes and they really do act dirty when we have our backs turned. Your whole life has been a lie!
