Revenge

"Oh, my head hurts!" I rub my head with my hand, trying to get it to stop hurting. I sit up and look around. Seeing as i'm in a large field, there's no one around to see me. Yet. I take a quick inventory revealing that I had my M16, my combat knife, my M9 Barrette, and a couple of grenades. That's good, I didn't want to be totally defenseless during my time here the Voice was actually very considerate.

*Whimper* I turn around in the blink of an eye pointing my gun out, revealing a person that looks kind of like me. She was humanoid, had a short snout, wings, had hooves instead of feet, oh and had butter yellow fur with a head of pink hair. Well anyways, she looks down the barrel of my gun and then promptly faints. This was awkward. Nearby I see a town that where I infer this poor miss lives.

I pick her up and sling her over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes, noticing right away how she has a kind of earthy elemental smell to her. Damn, why the hell am I thinking about her like that? "Jeez man, keep in in your pants!" I say sharply to myself. I can't afford to lose my concentration. With one hand on the girl and the other on my M9 I walk off towards the town.

You know your entrance is bad if you end up having to fight five civvies and whole squadron of infantry in your first five minutes of being there. So there I was walking into town like a badass with that poor girl slung over my shoulder with my M16 and my M9 in my other hand. Most of the creatures stared at me in shock, some in anger, but most averted their eyes or ran for cover. That is until the purple one and her posse arrived. They stared at me in shock, probably because I looked so different from them or because I had one of their kind slung over my shoulder. Anyways, It went south from there and it went bad fast.

"Why hello there ladies, if you don't mind i'm just passing through." I say sternly. I was kind of pissed that they were blocking my way and I really needed find a place to put the woman on my should.

"No." A cyan winged one with rainbow colored hair said, who was flying above with a pair of beautiful wings.

"No?" I say putting my anger into the word.

"No."

"Move aside." this time, it was a command. My grip on my pistol tightened. If this ass-wipe was looking to get I fight, then i'll give her a fight! I start to move forward shoving a couple aside.

"That's it!" the cyan one yells while dive bombing towards me, but I was ready and waiting. As fast as I could I dropped the person I was carrying and pistol whipped Cyan in the face, sending her sprawling in the dust. By this time however, a white person with a horn and wavy purple hair had called the popo.

Before I knew it I was surrounded by two white guys with wings in golden armor and armed with spears.

"Oh! You wanna play hardball! Then lets play hardball!" I scream. holding my pistol. quick as a flash I whip my pistol around at the nearest guard, aimed at his head, and pulled the trigger.

"BOOM! Everyone around stares in shock as the guard falls over dead, with brain matter leaking out of the hole in his skull.

"Aurgh! DIIIIEEEEEE!" one of the guards runs at me, spear pointed strait out with intents of turning me into a shish kebab. I leap out of the way and pull out my knife.

"Oh, I love you and all but you can't penetrate until after we're married at least!" I joke as I slash across the guards chest, injuring, but not killing. Unfortunately, I forgot about Cyan.

"NOT COOL!" I turn around just in time to get a hoof sandwich, complete with dirt. Now this was just getting ridiculous. What did I do to these guys anyways. Purple and White kept on shooting bolts of energy from their horns while I fought Cyan.

I pick up one of the fallen cop's spears, whip around, and throw.  Time seems to move in slow motion as the spear flies through the air and gets impaled in Cyan's wing, going straight through. "AGH!" her screams are chilling to the bone to anyone who was nearby. I walk over to her and grasp the spear's shaft.

"HUGH!" cyan grunts, tears starting to leak from her magenta eyes. She was very pretty, too bad I was about to kill her. I twist the spear sharply eliciting a scream from Cyan, her tears now flowed freely from her eyes soaking her cheeks and chest. She kind of reminds me of Karyn... damn my soft heart! I was starting to feel sorry for her.

I lean down and support her shoulder against the wall and extended her injured wing. I lean down to her ear and whisper, "This is gonna hurt like hell." very calmly before I pull out the spear.

"AHHHHH!" Cyan screams before promptly passing out from blood loss. I immediately feel what feels like a million volts of electricity rushing through my body, before I fall unconscious right beside Cyan.

The last thing I heard was a very refined voice say: "Don't bucking mess with the elements of harmony you ruffian!"

When I woke up later in a hospital bed surrounded by  Purple, White, and Yellow, and they were by two new girls. One was all pink and was very hyper, and the other was orange with blond hair and a old brown stetson. "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" I said realizing the deep shit that I was in.

"How dare you do that to Dashie!" I was cut off by Pink.

"Who?"

"Her!" Pink said, obviously pissed off about what happened, pointing behind me. I looked to my left and my expression immediately softened. It was Cyan/Dashie. Her wing was kind of mangled and was bandaged up, there was a band-aid on her forehead, and she was staring strait at me with a combined look of pain, grief, and hate.

"Well Cyan, we did quite a number on each other huh!" a said wincing as my ribs flared up in pain.

"Y-Y-You can j-just shut u-up!" she says, "I can't fly over 40 miles per hour now forever, because you stabbed me in the wing! I'll never make it into the wonderbolts now!" her voice cracks and I'm surprised to see tears welling up in her eyes.

"Don't ya see the consequences of yer actions?" asks Orange, glaring at me. "Ya didn't have to hurt those ponies!" ponies?  That is what they remind me of! They look like some sort of human and pony hybrid, but referred to themselves in pony terms.

"hehe HaHa HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHOO!" I laugh, everypony giving me surprised expressions as to why I was laughing. "Oh, that is rich! I didn't need to hurt them? Ha! They attacked first!" and with that I knew I had them.

"B-But I heard that you k-kidnapped me and was taking me somewhere?" I turned to Yellow calmly some how making her flinch and smiled softly before I answered.

"Actually I was taking you into town because I thought that you lived there and I was just trying to figure out where you lived before these jokers attacked me." I pointed accusingly at White, Purple, and Cyan/Dashie. They all look away blushing slightly as they realize that they might have jumped to conclusions a little to soon.

"I see that you are the strange creature that hospitalized so many ponies. I don't take kindly to things that threaten my subject's lives. However, I do believe in a fair trial." I turn around to see a "pony" that was taller than the others by a foot at least. She had a technicolor flowing mane and breasts that surely surpassed a DD.

"Dayum girl! Your tits are HUGE!" Damn I'm an idiot.