verything but you

by SilentCreep

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Crossover
Length: 892

ever think you know everything about your best friend? think again.

ever think you know everything about your friends? rainbowdash did…now she has to learn what a male version of each of her friends will be like. and her 'other' isnt so keen on the idea of her visiting either.
*dead*
(cover art isnt mine…http://www.deviantart.com/art/rainbow-dash-and-rainbow-blitz-vector-308138066 owns it)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-14 04:44:38 UTC

the start

"Soooo...you sure this wont hurt me in any way?" rainbowdash asks her friend twighlite sparkle. also looking at all the machinery around her and attached to her.

"No...this is so you dont get hurt."

"alright then...lets do this."  twighlite grins and goes back over to the machines main terminal and imputs some code.

"you may feel a bit woozy." she starts up the machine that'll test dashies heart rate and sanity for a new spell she wanted to try on her.

after a few minutes of whirring machines and at least twelve waves of nausea hit rainbow, the tests are complete and all of their friends are now gathered in the library. Rainbow is standing in a circle, waiting for Twilight to perform the spell when suddenly rainbow stops them.

"Wait! were is creep? he was supposed to be here!"

"whos creep?" Fluttershy asks.

"some one who is supposed to be able to get dash back if something goes wrong." twilight informs her friends.

after two more minutes of waiting a purple colt comes in, panting hard, wings still standing up.

"Sorry...had a run in with ditzy...helped her deliver a couple packages...heres yours." he tosses twilight a package labeled "parts n stuff"

"thanks buddy! now go stand next to dash, we need to get going!"

creep goes and stands by rainbowdash...awaiting the time skip or dimension hop or whatever...when all he feels is a tingle and then a few hard pulls to his wings and hoofs before feeling himself planted on the floor.

"What the! who are you?" creep and rainbow look behind them to see a colt, staring at the two of them...while a purple filly and a cyan colt stand where they were minutes ago.

"aw crap! it worked and we went back in time a few seconds? COOL!" creep shouts and the unicorn looks at him with a puzzled expression.

"who are you?"

"oh sorry...my names SilentCreep and this here is my friend rainbowdash...our friend twilight tried a new spell and sent us here....where is here?"

"your in ponyville Equestria...."

"okay...dimension hop." rainbow perks up, initial shock now completely gone.

"so...the spell would'ave worked dusk?" the rainbow colt asks the apperant "dusk"

"it would appear so blitz...."

"uummm...may we know who you...er, gentlecolts are?" rainbow asks.

"ah yes, my name is duskshine, the rainbow one is rainbowblitz and these are our friends, butterscotch, berry bubble, applejack, and elusive."

he says, gesturing to each pony.

"okay, one more question...whos this, lovely filly?" creep asks, coming over to the purple mare.

"thats Ms.creep"

"okay...so...wait, this is me?" she asks her friend, apparently seeing quickly into the problem.

"yes...the spell would have sent you two to a 'mirror' world of ours and you would have met your genderbent self"

"that is cool." both the purple pegasi say.

"well...this is gonna suck real quick," blitz says

stars

It's been at least three hours since Creep woke up and started looking for rainbowdash...but as he and his counterpart were walking around ponyville, he hears a mare call his name..."Hey creep? how many little boys ya'll gonna pick up?" when he turned he saw the girl version of the worst colt in the universe...polishpick.

"go away pick" creep says, keeping her head down. "what if i dont whant to?" asked the fancy snob...silent moves his hood  down and turns,

"then were not gonna have good first impressuins...so buck off 'fore i make you!" he says, she scoffs and walks away.

"thanks creep...i just hate that-"

"mother bucker? i hate him too...looks almost exactly the same!"

"really? thats cool!" She then giggles as he chuckles, then bump into their target...sorta.

"Hey! watch where your going! oh...sorry guys"

"have you seen dashie?"

"that filly? yea...she just went over to sugar cube corner."

"Thanks!" both pegasai say as they rush past RainbowBlitz

"okay then!" and then he decides to follow his friend.

  "Damnit dash! why did you leave with absolutely no warning!" Silent yells at his rainbow mained friend.

"so i have to tell you where im going now?"

"what no...just give us some warning...all i know is you left around 2...."

"my buisness not yours!" she turns back to the male pinkie and continues talking.

"bullshit" both silent and creep say.

drought.

its been at least a few hours since the two ponies appeared and explained them selves...and got SCIENCED!

"wait...so where are we gonna sleep?" rainbow asks dusk shine.

"i do not know rainbowdash...any one got a spare room or two?" thats when the female creep raises her hand. "i have like...three rooms and a guest house if thats any help!" Creep sits there and he says, "i honestly forgot about those." and the mare giggles.

Another hour and they were all comfortable. 'cept for silent...he wasnt used to sleeping in the guest rooms...and dash wished she was in her home...the silky sheets werent to her 'liking' "just suck it up and go to sleep." she muttered to herself as she tried to fall asleep with little to none of a success she decides to go and see what other things have changed. which she bolted out at her own thought...

  Silent hears the flapping of wings and goes outside to find Dash is gone off somewhere. "damnit...she left without me!"  he just shrugs and goes back inside to sleep  getting a very eventfull dream...