The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

by Equestrian Ghost

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 1096

When you read the title of this, you would probably imagine that classic Western movie that had Clint Eastwood. Well, it isn't. Instead, it's about my life with two neighbors named Octavia and Vinyl Scratch. And no, I am not the Good, nor t

Have you ever experienced living in the middle of two empty houses? Well, that was my life back then. Being in a boring routine that luckily isn't as depressing as other people narrate them. That was then; this is now. Ever since Octavia moved in, I was happier. That was, until Vinyl Scratch came by. I am Miguel Sarellano. I'm going to tell you my life before and after Octavia and Vinyl Scratch moved next door.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-09 18:58:15 UTC

Prologue: My name is Miguel Sarellano

Prologue

I'm walking home after a shift at Planet Teen. Vacations have been passing by slowly these last couple of years. I finished college, my parents died, and my sisters are already married. Well, except my 18 year-old sister. She's living in Tijuana right now. Where do I live exactly? Who am I? Alright, sorry for being rude. My name is Miguel Sarellano, and I live in Rosarito, Baja California, Mexico. Spent my first ten years in the U.S., and now I live in Mexico. Being 27 in a small tourists' town, I spend my days alone. I don't complain, though. Being a Whovian and a former Brony, I simply wake up, eat breakfast, change, go to work, go back home, take a shower, then I hit the hay. Monotonous routine in a day full of suprises, which don't occur to me.What makes each day different is the music that randomly plays on my phone. I could be hearing "Ride of The Valkyries" by Richard Wagner at the moment, and end up hearing "Chaotic Flight" by DJ MHM. Right now, "Dr. Seuss vs. Shakespeare" is playing, so I'm pretty caught up in this rap.

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I would not could not on a boat

read any of the boring ass plays you wrote

even Horton doesn't want to hear you

By the time it finishes, I'm already at the corner store. Those things are like Jehova Witnesses, because they're practically everywhere.   I don't hate them, but they're a bit annoying. Back to topic, I am already at home. That's right, home sweet home. I get myself a plate of Capn' Crunch, and turn the TV on. "The Time of The Doctor" is transmitting, so I decide to turn it off instead. I was already pissed off at Steven Moffat, so I found no need to watch that Christmas Special. It isn't that special anyways. I turn my laptop on, and I play "Shepherd of Fire".

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The few things I love are TV, Internet, Video Games, Food, and mostly: Music. Music is what makes my life more interesting, because it puts me in any mood it wants to. As I said before, the music I hear is of a great variety. There are some genres I despise, but out of those genres, I love music. It's pretty late since I cover a 12-hour shift at a modern arcade. At the arcade there are PS4's, WiiU's, and the console I think shouldn't be there, the Xbox One. It isn't my favorite, and I think it was a deception. I respect the Xboners (hehe, I laugh at that), so instead of insulting it, I simply don't play it. It isn't one of those slave driver jobs, so I find it good. Besides, it's a good pay, there's a Food Court nearby, and I can use the game consoles. Well, when there aren't that much customers. It's getting late, and my job is from 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. I must get up early tomorrow, so I must end this day with a good night's sleep in order to receive the next day.

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Hello World! If you guessed C++, then you're correct. I woke up with "Derezzed", and it reminded me of Tron: Legacy, which then led me to remember my days in 9th Grade. Those damned days when I had to program with C++ as my final grades. I also had to unbuild and rebuild a PC cabinet. All of that in one hour. Stupid teacher, I hope he's dead. I guess "Dan Vs." affected me when I watched it in my teen years. Back to reality, I checked my cupboard to see if there was pancake flour, but there wasn't. Oh well, I guess that I'll have to eat oatmeal. Mental note: get pancake flour after work. I ate the lumpy oatmeal because I was too lazy to get the cereal. That's why humanity doesn't advance. Well, that and also corruption, idiot Blondes (except Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy, because she kicks ass), and an endless list of realities. After eating my breakfast and getting dressed, I went over to Planet Teen. Before leaving, I checked out the two houses that were separated by my (better said, my father's) house. It's pretty funny how my house is the symmetrical line of two houses that nearly look the same. After looking at them for a couple of minutes, I leave. Those huses have been on sale for years, and no one has lived in there all those years. They are in good conditions, but still, no one lives in them. It's just a 15-minute walk, so I don't rush. I am not in the mood of hearing music, and in those occasions I usually don't hear music to calm myself and think (due to being a short-tempered person). Once I get there, I open the place and I turn on the PC. Another day, another time. Things passed by slowly until I received a mother with her 8 year-old son. Great, kids, one of the things that annoy me. Well, there are some kids that are pretty nice, but this one was one of those critical cases. The mother had bags under her eyes. Looks like this kid is a screamer. The lady said:

"Just take my money! Let the kid play Call of Duty: Ghosts!"

Oh shit, I thought to myself. Two hours. The lady gave me enough money to let the kid play two hours. Right after the lady left, the kid sat down, while I put the game on. I've had many clients in the seven years I've been there. Adults, young adults, and a couple of Girl Gamers. But the worse of them are children. Many children are good at video games, but the ones that suck at them ("noobs", for short) yell when they lose. This kid took the cake.

"Stop killing me you motherf-"

There she was. The mother caught him in the middle of saying it. I laughed at this as I saw how the kid was dragged out of the place by the ear. I'm lucky my parents didn't do that to me. They must be somewhere three meters deep in dirt. You might wonder what am I doing. I don't know, waiting for something amazing, I guess. Little would I know that something amazing was really going to happen, for a moving van had parked right outside of the abandoned house that was at the right of my father's house.