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     Doctor Derps and the quest for the jelly doughnut     
                     -by DoctorDerps-                      
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              OogaBooga monster attack seven!              
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OogaBooga monster attack seven!
    Okay this is the prequal.
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Look a boat!  Vroom vroom!
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                                                                         a car! OOOOOOOOOOOOO Shit, I forgot that I'm supposed to be typing a story.