The Needed Eightsome

by Bronycraft Jakecraft

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Original Character, Other, Sex
Length: 2026

Jack is a depressed man but when he meets someone from a bar, his life get's better than expected for him to be

Jack is expecting his life to be a little less complicated but ends up having a eightsome that will change his life, for he had sex with Human Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Trixie, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Cadance. After their awesome Eightsome, they return the favor and give him a life with no stress, job, work. and ends with a happy ending.

Published 2014-01-19 16:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-19 16:00:01 UTC

The Needed Eightsome

Jack was your average kind of guy. He would wake up, go to work, work, go back home, watch television, and go to sleep. Nothing more, nothing less. But sometimes he would go to his local bar until he would get drunk, and ask the Bar Tender to get him a ride home, that is if he could, and then some stranger would leave him at his doorstep, for him to unlock the door and go to bed. But today was going to be different, for today his life would change forever.

Jack was just getting out of his job, when all of a sudden he got a text on his I Phone 2 (Yes we're going there) from his boss. it said something like this:

"Dear Jack Kimble:

I have seen that you've been working hard lately, a little harder than usuall, so i have decided to give you a raise of 1,000 dollars, so use it wisely, and don't go get drunk in a bar.

From,

Mr. Saxon

P.S: Get a girlfriend or something, you seem lonely"

Jack could not believe what he was reading, he had received a salary of 2,000 a month, Jack was happy, but not as happy as he was going to be the next day, oh trust me, he will.

Jack after he checked his bank account, he decided to go to a JCPenny's and buy himself some new clothes, he wanted to look good for the bar, for he wanted to celebrate for his raise of his job.

After Jack got to the bar, he saw that not so many people were there, but at least a 45% of what there usually is, 'but the least the merrier, right?' Jack thought.

"Yo Bar Tender get me a shot of Vodka, it's time to celebrate!"

"Why is it a time to celebrate son?"

"I got a raise!" but before he finishes his sentence, he get's closer to the bar tender and finishes with," Of 2,000, isn't that great?"

"Really? Well, have the first 10 rounds, on the house, for i know you can pay them now, and i have pity over you son, for your economical debt and all, but only valid for tonight!'' The bar tender finished.

Jack could not believe what he was hearing, not only did he get a raise of $2,000 dollars, but he for tonight, get's 100 cups of alcohol for free, with no charge, but this was not going to be the highlight of his day, keep reading and you'll see.

After a while of drinking, Jack sees a woman with pale white skin, ever-flowing hair, and in a short skirt crying at the end of the bar table. The short skirt worried him a lot, for many women in this bar, for having a short skirt eventually got raped, so he decides to go to her and ask what was going on.

"Hey, what's the matter? you lost something?" Jack asks worried.

"Yeah, i have lost my way home. My sister left me here all alone with nobody to be with, all alone" She continues to cry, which after a while worries Jack, as he get's drunk, so he decides to drive her home

"Yo bar tender, thank you for tonight, thank you really, see you all later"

"Hold up, you know the rules" The bar tender points at a machine with a coin slot and a jar full of straws. The machine is called the "Drunk-O-Meter" "So do it, Jack!" The bar tender finishes.

"All right, let's do this" so Jack takes two Quarters out. The purpose of the machine is to measure the level of alcohol on your system, by putting a straw on a little nub, you breathe into it when a little light, which above it says go, light's up and you have to blow into it.

Jack and his new Friend do the test. Jack first, and then the girl. Both were positive on which neither could drive. So the bar tender told Jack to go to one of the Hotels nearby, and if he wished to, he could take the girl and get her a separate room. Jack did as he was told.

When Jack got to the hotel he told the guy at the counter to get him a room with one bed, for he had thoughts he was going to sleep alone.

As he goes up, the girl( Which in the way up, told Jack her name, which is Celestia) gabs him and starts kissing him after that all darkness.

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Jack wakes up to find Celestia on his side sleeping naked next to him.

"Oh yeah, she's the girl i met in the bar yesterday, well better get ready to go ho..." Jack stops as he realizes he has another girl in his bed."Oh god, a threesome? but how? oh well best i get up to go back..." Jack stops again as he sees there is another girl at his feet."A foursome? Damm i have such a penis"

As he get's up from his bed he sees yet another girl in the floor. "Oh God, a fivesome? I can't believe it"

So Jack tries not to trip over the girls, as he looks back and sees that he has three Naked girls in his bed. He ain't paying for child support at all, i bet.

As Jack went to the bathroom, he notices yet another girl naked in the bathroom snoring with a ballon and a cupcake, but the most peculiar thing is that she has pink hair. Odd. So Jack opens the bathroom to see another one, but this one had purple hair, which reminded him of one of his co-worker's favorite color.

After a while, Jack hears a knock on the door. He finds a girl with Purple, Pink, and Blonde hair in a college cheerleader uniform awaiting there.

"Umm... Hello?"

"Yeah, i'm here to pick up my nieses and friends and... Hey thank you for last night"

Those 5 words stopped Jack on his tracks. He had had a sucessful Eightsome. An eightsome, something that no guy (That he knows of) was able to do, for it was practically impossible; He had done an Eightsome with 7 different women.

As Jack Tries to remember last night he remembers his phone.

"Wait, my phone!'' He Exclaims

"What about your phone?" But instead of listening to the girl at the door, he checks his photo and video albums and found a new video, he opens the video up and this he sees.

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He had just gotten into the hotel with Celestia, after a few minutes of trying to set the phone in place, he joins Celestia on bed to make out, after a while, Celestia pushes back Jack on his back. She pulls down his pants, and gives him a blowjob. He is filled with estacy, as Celestia is sucking him off. After a while he tells her to stop. "Hey, i want to pleasure you now" Jack says, as he is responded with a sensual smile, as Jack is taking Celestia's dress, whit bra and panties off, as he sees her suculent vagina, he takes no second thought as Celestia says," Just do me all ready, I'm waiting" after that Jack, liked her, started licking. Harder and harder every time, until she pulls him out, as she says," No, not just yet" as she pulls him off and puts her pussy on his dick and rocks it hard, until both came, at the same time surprisingly.

After a few minutes of sleep, Celestia's phone rings.

"Hello?"

"Sister, i have been looking for you in the bar i left you and you would not pick up your phone, where are you?"

"Well, i'm in a hotel, hold on... What hotel is this?"

"A Howard Johnson Hotel"

"I'm in a Howard Johnson hotel, nearby the bar"

"..."

"Uhum"

"..."

"Ok, let me check, What is our hotel number?"

"407"

"It's 407"

"..."

"Ok, see you later. Click"

"So?"

"So now i wait for my sister to get here, and we can have more fun".

After a few minutes, Jack hears another knock on the door.

"Hey, i think she's here"

Celestia opened the door to finds Her sister standing there.

"Oh Hey Luna, come in why don't you?"

"No, we are leaving"

"Hey, i'm your big sister, and you do what i say, and i say, you come in here"

"What are you doing? Ugh"

"And have a good time! Grab her Jack, i need to soften her out" Jack does as he was told, as Celesta pulls out a vibrator out of her purse.

"What's that for?"

"Like i said, to soften her out"

"No sis, Don't Do this, you know how i get"

"That's why i'm doing it"

After all the chit chat, Celestia pulls Luna's pants down with her panties included, and takes no second thought on inserting the pretty big vibrator up Luna's pussy. As it was getting inserted, she yelled in estacy.

After the vibrator incident, Celestia sat on Jack's face, and Luna on Jack's dick, and so there, they had a threesome.

After an hour or two, There was another knock on the door, Celestia goes to answer and finds it's her faithful student Twilight Sparkle.

After a minute or two, Jack eats out Twilight, while Twilight sucks Jack of, while Celestia and Luna are having a 69.

After that, the great and Powerful Trixie knocks on the door. Because Twilight called her earlier. and Jack eats out Trixie, while Twiligh rides him, and like the threesome, Trixie first, Jack second, and Twilight last.

After that, Pinkie Pie and Rarity Knock the door only to meet the same fate as the last four, but with Rarity cumming last.

After an Hour or two, Celestia's Phone rings.

"Hello?"

"..."

"Yeah, they're with me"

"..."

"Yeah in a hotel called Howard Johnson, it's nearby that bar i told you about"

"..."

"Yeah, hey why don't you come?"

"..."

"Aww, come on, it'll be fun, trust me"

"..."

"All right the room is 407"

"..."

"Bye"

'click'

After an hour or two, it was all ready 11:00 after that. Another knock is heard on the door, for it was Cadance (she wasn't married yet) Ready to rumble, if you catch my drift.

Cadance cummed right as the video stopped

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"Well, now i know how it all went down"

"And for it..." Celesta says in pony form " You'll receive a gift you will enjoy gladly, for the rest of your life"

"Am i going to have to fuck everyone here for the rest of my life? and also, you're a pony, how does that work?!" Jack asks is shock as Celestia explains their race, and all of that stuff. After a while Jack understands.

"So... what's the gift?"

"You get to live in Equestria, with us, Oh, and we won't get pregnant by the way, our pussies are enchanted, but it still has the same effect, and here's the thing, you get to live in the castle" Jack could not believe his ears, for he was going to live in a castle, but then he thought something.This was all to good to be true, so he asks her someting.

"What's the catch?"

"You're erased from existance, so basically, all you've worked for, will disappear, but in the bright side, you won't be missed"

Jack keeps quiet, in a thinking mood. He gave a final answer.

"Let's do it."

"Allright here we go!" Ceelstia casts a spell that makes everyone dissapear off existance of this planet, even Jack.

After that eightsome, Jack felt rejuvenated, he literally felt better with seven women, than massages and all of that other stuff he tried in his previous life. When Jack got to Equestria, he became an alicorn, he met many more ponies in that divine land, and got to fuck many more ponies, and once met a random guy, but most important he found true friends, true pleasure, and true happiness. Jack was in his true Happy place.