Tuesday

by Cheezman75

Rating: mature
Tags: Big Macintosh, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Fluttershy, Sex
Length: 2261

It's a FlutterMac Clop-Fiction.

An aspiring author aiming to make his début in the pony community writes a short FlutterMac clop-fic in order to establish a writing style. In other words, just a little something short and sweet for my first story.

Published 2012-03-17 17:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-17 17:04:01 UTC

Chapter 1: Confidence

It was a Tuesday afternoon in Ponyville. Celestia's sun was overhead, preventing everypony from freezing to death, and was doing quite a fantastic job of it. The town square was bustling with ponies of all flavours going about their daily business. In other words, it was just another ordinary day. Or so everypony thought.

It all began with our stallion of the hour, Big Macintosh. He was out in town running some errands, or to be more specific, purchasing some items so that he could restock some of the farm supplies back home at Sweet Apple Acres.

“...And your total is thirty-four bits,” calculated the young female cashier.

Big Mac slid some coins out of his saddlebag and onto the counter. He then replaced them with the ropes that he had just purchased.

“Have a nice day!” she said happily as she waved goodbye to her customer. This brought a smile to the red pony's face.

“Eeyup,” he replied, and then he continued walking down the road. As he was walking, he started to enter a phase of idle thought. Big Mac thought to himself about how the cashier pony looked fairly attractive, especially her face. When considering how cute she looked when bidding adieu, one could only imagine the possible magnitudes of arousal one would incur from seeing those eyes in the bedroom. Big Mac chuckled to himself while making a mental note to get better acquainted with her some time in the future.

Having finished his business in town for the day, he then began to stroll about aimlessly, seeing if anything could catch his interest. But while Big Macintosh was on the move, off in the distance, watching him from afar, was a demure little pegasus, who was yellow in more ways than one.

Fluttershy.

She had been practically stalking Big Mac for the past few months whenever he made his rounds throughout the town, desperately trying to build up the courage to walk up to him and say something, but any attempts at steeling herself were always to no avail, and this fine Tuesday afternoon would be no exception. Feeling defeated, Fluttershy gave a disheartened sigh.

“Come on, Fluttershy, he's right there in front of you, all you have to do is...”

Her failed attempt at self-encouragement was interrupted by the tapping of a soft paw against the front of her hoof. She looked down at the disturbance and was presented with her own faithful companion, Angel Bunny, who was ready to give some gestures of advice. Aiming his paw in Big Macintosh's general direction, Angel gave Fluttershy a stern smile and nodded, as if to say, “Do it, faggot.”

Not wanting to upset the bunny, Fluttershy finally built up the courage to chase down the prize that she had desired for the longest time.

While trotting to her objective point, she attempted to formulate a battle plan in her mind. Although panicking slightly, the pegasus managed to keep her thoughts under control, and decided that her chances at success would depend on the quality of her opening line. But there was no more time for thinking, because she had already arrived. The yellow pony slowed her pace as she drew nearer to the stallion of her dreams.

Meanwhile, Big Macintosh was still randomly wandering about with his body in Ponyville, and his mind in an impure fantasy land. A voice behind him sounded just barely loud enough to get his attention. Mildly shocked, he turned towards the sound, hoping that nopony was reading his thoughts, and found that its source was one of his sister's friends, the lemon-like beauty known as Fluttershy.

“Oh, um, hi, Big Macintosh. You're, uh, looking quite...” While racking her brain for a suitable adjective, Fluttershy spotted a certain protrusion that was poorly concealed within the earth pony's hulking physique. Blushing profusely, she finished her sentence with, “...muscular today.”

This compliment was met with an “Eeyup” and a smile from Big Macintosh. “You're looking mighty fine, yourself, Fluttershy,” he continued.

The compliment caused Fluttershy to blush even more severely, and was accompanied by (Squee!) an embarrassed smile from the recipient. After taking a few moments to recompose herself, she then advanced the conversation by asking the earth pony, “So, where are you headed for?”

“I'm not quite sure, myself,” answered the red pony. “I've already done what I needed to do for today, so I'm just lookin' around before I go back to the farm.”

Fluttershy perked up. This had been the opportunity she had been waiting for. “How about coming over to my cottage...” Her confidence faltered. “...Uh, you know, if that's okay with you...”

Jackpot. Big Macintosh had just been propositioned by a beautiful young mare, and he could tell, because all the signs were in place, from the nervous demeanour to the excitable facial expressions, and most importantly of all, the uninhibited erect wings. Big Mac knew that he was in luck, because for him, this Tuesday was going to be another day at the office.

Chapter 2: Tuesday

Eventually, the two reached the entrance to Fluttershy's cottage. Immediately upon arrival, something odd caught Big Macintosh's attention. A couple of degrees to the right of Fluttershy's front door was a small wooden shed. The building piqued Big Mac's curiosity, causing the earth pony to saunter towards it.

Fluttershy then halted his advances. “Um... How about we just stay out of there for now, okay?” she said, slightly flustered.

Fair enough. The shed could wait, because now was the time for Big Macintosh to fulfil his public duty. But not right away, because that just wouldn't be any fun. He wanted to proceed with skill, style, and finesse. The ponies entered the cottage.

“So, this is some place you got here,” stated the red pony, making idle conversation.

“Thanks. I haven't done much with it, but I like it the way it is,” Fluttershy replied. Her face then gained a pinkish glow as she asked, “Want to follow me upstairs?” (Squee!) She then began to climb said stairs while motioning for Big Mac to follow her.

On second thought, screw the finesse. What Big Mac wanted was right in front of him, and there was no point in delaying any longer. Fluttershy's proposition was met with an “Eeyup” as Big Mac climbed up after her.

Immediately after Big Mac had entered the upstairs bedroom, Fluttershy bucked the door, shutting it behind them. Having secretly received some more counsel from her bunny companion, the pegasus knew exactly what to do in this situation. Putting on her best attempt at a seductive face, Fluttershy began circling Big Macintosh before sitting down beside him and delicately fondling his member with her front hooves. Big Mac's colossal cock counter-attacked by growing even larger. Within seconds, it had grown to a size that was previously thought ponily impossible.

With an “Oh, my...” from the assailant, the seductress had become the seductee. The full view of her crush's penis surprised Fluttershy, and left her with her mouth gaping wide open in astonishment.

Feeling a bit cocky, Big Mac asked arrogantly, “So, how do you like these apples?”

Still in shock from the sight she saw, all Fluttershy was able to do was nod with her mouth still ajar. The yellow pony attempted to lean forward in order to get a taste of the scrumptious-looking morsel in front of her, but stopped short due to a fit of paralysis that was induced by sudden fear. That is when Big Mac, having sensed her apprehension, decided to take this particular matter into his own hooves, and met her halfway, with his erect dick finally going beyond her muzzle.

With the sensation of the moment taking full effect on her, Fluttershy then began sucking the scarlet schlong. The pegasus proceeded slowly, so as not to forget her technique and accidentally devour Big Mac right then and there, because that would be bad, to say the least. Skilfully she worked her way around the shaft with her tongue, making sure to cover as much surface area as possible. It was a difficult task, but Fluttershy persevered, and with the focus of draining a certain salty essence from Big Mac, Fluttershy did the best damned job she could.

Alas, it was no use. Years of experience with beautiful mares just like Fluttershy had allowed Big Macintosh to condition himself to withstand such an attack. Although his stamina was wearing thin, Big Mac noticed at this time that the suction power on his crotch had reduced drastically. Concluding that Fluttershy could fellate him no longer, he decided that now would be the perfect opportunity to launch a counter-offensive to allow his genitals time to recuperate.

The earth pony removed his appendage from his partner's mouth, then laid her on the nearby bed in a supine position. Her hind legs, due to the awkward position, had no choice but to spread, meaning that Fluttershy's property was in full view. Looking closely at the marehood before him, Big Mac began to prod the area with a hoof before diving in, face first. To say the least, he was adept at the art of cunnilingus. In less than a minute, his proficient tongue would have the butter-coloured mare panting heavily, while trying – and failing – to stifle her moans.

Fluttershy's poor attempt at resistance only made Big Mac's penis harder. Taking into account all the signs of the moment, he decided that now would be the perfect time to attempt a tactical insertion. The stallion removed his face from Fluttershy's genitalia, leaving her in a moaning heap on the bed. When she finally noticed the lack of stimulation, she looked up at Big Mac, who was standing beside the bed, and had put on his cool face.

Fluttershy, in response to her own display, turned as red as a strawberry, and looked away for a bit before finally asking Big Mac, “Um... Are you ready to... put it in...?” (Squee!) in a tone that would perfectly reflect the last syllable of her name.

Big Mac contemplated on whether he should make Fluttershy beg for it, but ultimately decided against it, as her inquiry would more than suffice for such a purpose, and after all, Big Mac was a gentlecolt who did not wish to stoop to such tactics.

“Eeyup,” he answered, maintaining his composure.

“Oh, um... Okay then.” Still blushing, Fluttershy got up off the bed and into position, ready to be mounted.

They both took a deep breath in preparation before Big Mac inserted Tab A into Slot B. After his spamhammer had pierced the heavens, the earth pony began grinding against his partner and was glad that the wetness seeping from her cavern could finally be put to good use. Fluttershy's sounds of pleasure grew from moans initially, to cries, and then screams of pure ecstasy as the intensity of her stimulation increased with each thrust of Big Mac's fuck stick. Within minutes, Fluttershy was at her limit, ready to burst into a thunderous orgasm of epic proportions, and when she did burst, the resulting wails sent Big Mac over the edge as well, causing him to spray his load within the shy mare's walls. After recovering from his ejaculation, Big Mac then ejected himself from his partner, allowing both of them to collapse on the floor in a tangled, satisfied mess.

After that, it had all been said and done. Both participants revelled in their own glory; Fluttershy from her satisfying experience, and Big Macintosh from a job well done. To sum it all up, for Fluttershy, the day that the stallion of her dreams had first made love to her was the greatest day of her life; but for Big Macintosh...

...It was Tuesday.

Epilogue: Meta 2

With those words, my story was complete. I looked back over my attempt at literature, reading through it again in hopes that everything was okay with it. After perusing it, I concluded that although I had no idea what I had just written, if it was written with the intention of having fun, then I certainly accomplished that objective.

Just then, I was interrupted by an intrusion. Someone was standing behind me, reading over my shoulder. I discovered this when I heard a loud voice erupt from behind me, and that voice bellowed:

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!”

It was... Cheezman!

Prologue: Meta

I was overcome by a feeling of boredom, and for some reason, I decided that I would alleviate that boredom by writing pony fiction. I thought back on the time I had spent browsing through the various types of pony fanfiction on the Internet. Actually, scratch that, because they weren't “various” at all. All that I remembered could be described by a single word.

Clop.

Even after racking my brain for ideas, all I could find inside my memory banks was a massive amount of smut, most of it very poorly written, but luckily for my future work of art, I had next to no standards whatsoever. With the intent of having fun, I accepted the challenge of writing a clop-fiction. I toyed around with some character combinations in my mind, eventually settling on Big Macintosh and Fluttershy. The stage had been set, the characters were in place, and all was ready to go. There were only three words left on my mind before it became completely devoted to this new project, and those three words were:

Let's do this.