Princess Filly'tia

Derpy's Little Princess

Chapter 1 - I Just Dont Know Wubs Went Wrong!!

AN: This story, and some of the happenings in this story, are part of an Alternate Universe created by firebirdabirdoffire, called The Club's connected to the Botique, I do try to explain it as best as i can here without giving it away, but if you have time in between me uploading chapters (if anyone likes this story that it) Go Check it out, its definately worth a read.

Author's Note: STORY: The idea behind this story was based off of the Title Picture, i foundthis on the internet while looking for celestia pics, could not find the original artist, but also could not find any stories relating to it. If you truly are the original artist, thank you for creating such a wonderful picture to design a story plot by. Now for what everyone came here for: The Story... Dont forget to comment, if its popular, ill post more, if not well........ You know...

Wubs, Canterlot in gleaming lights, music heard in every corner of Equestria. It could only mean one thing.Vinyl Scratch holding her Canterlot Party again. Everypony was invited, both in Canterlot, Ponyville, and everyone on Vinyl Scratch's Fanbase was even here. They called her DJ-Pon3... Because it was her stage name. She looked around as her Wubs blared accross the dance floor. Even Princess Luna, the princess of the Night, and bringer of the moon, was Jamming away in her throne, making sure the party ended with nothing too horrible. She looked around, all of her friends were here, even Octavia, who she was surprised to see, but knew she would come after the past months events.

"How's Everypony enjoying tonight?" she yelled. Just about everypony in the audience cheered. She looked over at Twilight Sparkle, one of her best friends, and newest fans. They exchanged smiles. "Then how about we raise the rooves, and bring this party to an 11!" She yelled, putting on her latest Wub, and turning the volume up. She took off her headphones, and stepped away from her DJ booth. She walked over next to Twilight. "Twilight Sparkles."

"Hey Rari.... i mean Vinyl Scratch. What you been up to, the only bit ive seen you is working away in town." She exclaimed, they both giggled. About a month earlier at her Birthday party, she revealed that she was not only the great DJ-Pon3, Vinyl Scratch, but she was also Rarity Belle, best fashion designer in all of ponyville, although some of her customers said she was the best in equestria. That day, the present Octavia got her was the best. Instead of having two talents, two cutie marks, two personalities, she got split into two people entirely, both sharing the same memories. That way, she could indeed be in two places at once.

When she came back to reality for the moment, she looked at twilight, she was nodding her head to the Wubs. She blushed when she noticed Vinyl was watching her. "Hey, your music isnt that bad..... I just never realized it until now." She said, trying to, make excuses for why she was bobbing to her music.

"Question, wheres spike?" Vinyl asked

"Oh he stayed in Ponyville, something about some alone time at the Botique." Twilight said. Vinyl facehoofed herself. That stubborn Dragon....

"Ill talk to you later thwn, gotta get bacj to my party." Twilight held out her hoof, and Vinyl just brohoofed Twilight then got back to her booth. She would make this party remembered forever, if it was the last thing she would do.

Elsewhere in the castle, Princess Celestia, not the greatest fan of Vinyl, (she liked Rarities personality more, although she would never admit it. All regal, all lady-like.) mainly because the Wubs.... the Wubs were so loud. Her younger sister Luna was more into that sort of stuff. Which is why Celestia sent Luna to watch over the Party while she calmed herself down. She had soundproofed her chambers, as so the Wubs wouldnt sneak in. She was reading some of the journals her daughter had left behind. She smiled, at all the things her daughter had done.

Then at the door, there was a knocking. she opened the door with her magic, looking up to see who could possibly be at the door. Of all mares in the castle, it just had to be Ditsy... Ditsy Doo. Noo, it wasnt that Celestia hated Ditsy (or Derpy, everyone seemed to call her that). No she actually loved Derpy quite a bit. It was just, everytime Derpy came by, something broke, something blew up, the room turned into a mess. And it was the same excuse over and over. "I just dont know what went wrong!" Everytime.

"Hiya Princess!" Derpy said.

"Hello Derpy." Celestia replied. "What brings you to my study?"

"Just thought id say hello, to my most loving Princess of mine." She said, as her eyes went cross then back to normal. She noticed something shiny, and quickly ran over to a bookshelf. She flew up and before Celestia could realize what was in Derpy's hands. She dropped it. It shattered all over, releasing dark clouds into the room, the clouds and smoke ruffled into the room, completely engulfing it in darkness, but the protective sound barrier,(which was basically a forcefield) kept all of the smoke in.

When the clouds had finally dispersed, Celestia realized something was wrong. Her pillow usually fit her perfectly, now it was engulfing her. She looked around. The first thing she noticed was a giant grey mare. Who just happened to have a horn... and wings.... and Derpy's cutie mark. She looked around, everything in the room was huge. Derpy was looking around too, seeming as happy and carefree as ever.

"Derpy, what have you done!!!" Celestia screamed, in a really high pitched voice.

"I Just dont know what went wrong!" Derpy stated. That single statement, that single phrase, that single line, made Celestia faint.