Princess Filly'tia

by DGGames

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, DJ P0N-3, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 3082

What Happens when Derpy is allowed into the Royal Canterlot Archives. Hilarity Ensues with a bit of regression.

Canterlot, WUBS, Derpy, Celestia... All of these are related, but to find out how we have to go waaaaaay back..... And I mean waaaaaaaaaaay back... At least Vinyl Scratch is here to entertain the rest of us!!

WARNING: This story will involve regression, to one, if not a couple mares, and regress them into fillies.

Edit: I have changed the name of the fic, as sadly the path I wanted to follow originally in this story is one I found out I could not write. I love derpy, but I'm not a good Ditsy author. Sorry folks...
Edited by firebirdabirdoffire

Published 2014-01-11 06:50:09 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-10 16:08:55 UTC

I Just Dont Know Wubs Went Wrong!

Derpy's Little Princess

Chapter 1 - I Just Dont Know Wubs Went Wrong!!

AN: This story, and some of the happenings in this story, are part of an Alternate Universe created by firebirdabirdoffire, called The Club's connected to the Botique, I do try to explain it as best as i can here without giving it away, but if you have time in between me uploading chapters (if anyone likes this story that it) Go Check it out, its definately worth a read.

Author's Note: STORY: The idea behind this story was based off of the Title Picture, i foundthis on the internet while looking for celestia pics, could not find the original artist, but also could not find any stories relating to it. If you truly are the original artist, thank you for creating such a wonderful picture to design a story plot by. Now for what everyone came here for: The Story... Dont forget to comment, if its popular, ill post more, if not well........ You know...

Wubs, Canterlot in gleaming lights, music heard in every corner of Equestria. It could only mean one thing.Vinyl Scratch holding her Canterlot Party again. Everypony was invited, both in Canterlot, Ponyville, and everyone on Vinyl Scratch's Fanbase was even here. They called her DJ-Pon3... Because it was her stage name. She looked around as her Wubs blared accross the dance floor. Even Princess Luna, the princess of the Night, and bringer of the moon, was Jamming away in her throne, making sure the party ended with nothing too horrible. She looked around, all of her friends were here, even Octavia, who she was surprised to see, but knew she would come after the past months events.

"How's Everypony enjoying tonight?" she yelled. Just about everypony in the audience cheered. She looked over at Twilight Sparkle, one of her best friends, and newest fans. They exchanged smiles. "Then how about we raise the rooves, and bring this party to an 11!" She yelled, putting on her latest Wub, and turning the volume up. She took off her headphones, and stepped away from her DJ booth. She walked over next to Twilight. "Twilight Sparkles."

"Hey Rari.... i mean Vinyl Scratch. What you been up to, the only bit ive seen you is working away in town." She exclaimed, they both giggled. About a month earlier at her Birthday party, she revealed that she was not only the great DJ-Pon3, Vinyl Scratch, but she was also Rarity Belle, best fashion designer in all of ponyville, although some of her customers said she was the best in equestria. That day, the present Octavia got her was the best. Instead of having two talents, two cutie marks, two personalities, she got split into two people entirely, both sharing the same memories. That way, she could indeed be in two places at once.

When she came back to reality for the moment, she looked at twilight, she was nodding her head to the Wubs. She blushed when she noticed Vinyl was watching her. "Hey, your music isnt that bad..... I just never realized it until now." She said, trying to, make excuses for why she was bobbing to her music.

"Question, wheres spike?" Vinyl asked

"Oh he stayed in Ponyville, something about some alone time at the Botique." Twilight said. Vinyl facehoofed herself. That stubborn Dragon....

"Ill talk to you later thwn, gotta get bacj to my party." Twilight held out her hoof, and Vinyl just brohoofed Twilight then got back to her booth. She would make this party remembered forever, if it was the last thing she would do.

Elsewhere in the castle, Princess Celestia, not the greatest fan of Vinyl, (she liked Rarities personality more, although she would never admit it. All regal, all lady-like.) mainly because the Wubs.... the Wubs were so loud. Her younger sister Luna was more into that sort of stuff. Which is why Celestia sent Luna to watch over the Party while she calmed herself down. She had soundproofed her chambers, as so the Wubs wouldnt sneak in. She was reading some of the journals her daughter had left behind. She smiled, at all the things her daughter had done.

Then at the door, there was a knocking. she opened the door with her magic, looking up to see who could possibly be at the door. Of all mares in the castle, it just had to be Ditsy... Ditsy Doo. Noo, it wasnt that Celestia hated Ditsy (or Derpy, everyone seemed to call her that). No she actually loved Derpy quite a bit. It was just, everytime Derpy came by, something broke, something blew up, the room turned into a mess. And it was the same excuse over and over. "I just dont know what went wrong!" Everytime.

"Hiya Princess!" Derpy said.

"Hello Derpy." Celestia replied. "What brings you to my study?"

"Just thought id say hello, to my most loving Princess of mine." She said, as her eyes went cross then back to normal. She noticed something shiny, and quickly ran over to a bookshelf. She flew up and before Celestia could realize what was in Derpy's hands. She dropped it. It shattered all over, releasing dark clouds into the room, the clouds and smoke ruffled into the room, completely engulfing it in darkness, but the protective sound barrier,(which was basically a forcefield) kept all of the smoke in.

When the clouds had finally dispersed, Celestia realized something was wrong. Her pillow usually fit her perfectly, now it was engulfing her. She looked around. The first thing she noticed was a giant grey mare. Who just happened to have a horn... and wings.... and Derpy's cutie mark. She looked around, everything in the room was huge. Derpy was looking around too, seeming as happy and carefree as ever.

"Derpy, what have you done!!!" Celestia screamed, in a really high pitched voice.

"I Just dont know what went wrong!" Derpy stated. That single statement, that single phrase, that single line, made Celestia faint.

Little Solaria

Derpy's Little Princess

Chapter 2 - Little Solaria

Ok for thoser of you who dislike my work.... Im not the greatest, ive gotten a bunch of people want me to write, so i did. Im not even comfortable doing third person, im a first person writer, and im a fiction writier, so for those of you who dislike it.... Im sorry it didnt meet your satisfaction, but think of hpw much im dealing with.... Writing is my Shang Gri La

"Princess, Princess! Are you ok?" Celestia groaned. She was finally coming to.

"Yes my dear student, I'm fine." Celestia replied. She carefully opened her eyes. Twilight was huge. She looked around. Everyone was bigger. It hadnt all been a dream. "AHHHHHHHH!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, making everyone cover thier ears. Everyone except Luna, who was not only huge, she was gargantuan. Luna walked over to her, and put a wing around her sister.

"It will be ok TIa." Luna said, hugging her now little sister. She looked around, even Vinyl, had shut down her DJ Booth, just to see how Celestia was doing. It had been a good hour, since a giant Derpy had run into the Dance room, scaring off a couple people. As soon as Luna had noticed Derpy had a horn, and was Celestia's size, she knew something had gone wrong. She told everyone the party had ended, and everyone had slowly left. Then when everyone was gone, only the Mane 6, Derpy, and Luna remained. Vinyl Scratch removed her glasses.

"Whats wrong Derpy Darling?" She asked, using her Rarity self.

"Princess, dark clouds, shiny vase, giant pillow, I just dont know what went wrong!" Derpy freaked out. Luna's eyes had widened when Derpy mentioned dark clouds and a shiny vase.

"Derpy, please lead us to what happened." Luna stated. Derpy ran back towards Celestia's Study, with everyone falling. And thats what had happened.

"Derpy what did you do?!?" Celestia cried.

"Sister.... The Vase of Solaria....." Luna said, motioning over to the broken vase. Celestia took one look at the broken vase, and just broke into tears, crying.

"Wait, princess. Who's Solaria?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Luna looked at Rainbow Dash, and quietly stated. "Solaria was Celestia's one and only Daughter." As those words left her lips, everyone gasped, especially Twilight.

"I didnt know Celestia had a daughter, she never mentioned anything."  She notioned. Luna looked at Celestia, who had literally cried herself to sleep.

"Solaria was the offspring of Celestia, and Order, who was a regal Pegasi. Solaria was born, about 1100 years ago, about 100 years before i was banished to the moon. Solaria was the joy of Celestia's life, and for that time, Celestia was happy. When Solaria finally died, Celestia was so heartbroken, she had me erase her memories of Solaria. The only thing left was Solaria's journals, and her essence, whos contents were in that vase." Luna recalled.

"Wait, if Solaria's essence was in that vase, why did this happen?" Rairty asked.

"The reason Solaria died..... Celestia and I had to do it. Celestia didnt want to admit it, but Solaria had been possessed by the Nightmare Force, the same force that turned me evil. When we finally destroyed her, the Nightmare Force left her, or so we thought. Apparently some still remained. Enough of the Nightmare Force, will in fact, turn anypony evil, but with just a little bit, Nightmare Force is more like poison joke, it just wants to have a little jokelike fun, to amuse itself." Luna stated

"So this is the leftover Nightmare Forces joke? Swapping bodies with Celestia and Derpy?" Twilight asked. Luna just nodded.

"Sooo, how do ya reckon we fix dis mess?" Applejack asked.

"To be truthful, i have no Idea, at the moment we have nothing, but you guys need not worry, when Celestia wakes up, we will consult and see what we can come up with." Luna said. "Until then, you girls should get some rest, I have a feeling you might need it for the upcoming days."

Everyone nodded, as everyone slowly left, all heading to the guest rooms they had been given for the party. Everyone was exausted, the party had taken so much out of them, all of them fell asleep when thier heads hit the pillows. Everyone except Derpy, she wasnt dumb... She realized that what she had done, may endanger the lives of her friends..... She had caused everything just because she was clumsy. She fought her own mind the entire night, getting nowhere fast.

Fade into Darkness

Derpy's Little Princess

Chapter 3 - Fade into Darkness

Title Note: Fade into Darkness by Avicii. Best if listened to while reading, if needbe, use listenonrepeat.com I thought it fit well, due to Rarity Scratch being a DJ, as well as Avicii is a DJ. It all seemed to get stuck in my head. Enjoy!

Twilight awoke, to a slight knocking on her bedroom door. She looked around, it was still early, so she wondered who it could be. Using her magic to open the door, she looked at the pony in the Doorway. It was none other than Celestia. Twilight looked at her, she looked like a wreck. In only a couple hours, she went from the proud, once regal ruler of the land, to a pint sized filly, barely capable of the most simple magic. Just as Celestia was rethinking coming to Twilight, just before she ran off into the darkness of the castle, Twilight nodded her over to her.

"Twilight, i dont know why.... but...." Was all Celestia could mutter before quietly crying to herself again.

"Thats fine Princess, it will all be ok, come here." Twilight said, motioning for her to lay next to her. Celestia slowly walked over to Twilight, and got herself comfy in the warmth of Twilight's body heat.

"Twilight?" Celestia asked.

"Yeah Princess?" She replied back.

"I'm glad I chose you as my student." Celestia said.

"Im glad you did too." She muttered. Her only replies were soft snores of a sleeping Alicorn, snuggled up next to her. "Goodnight my little Tia." Twilight cooed, finally laying her head down to fall asleep, her eyes, fading into the darkness of dreamland.

She looked around, it looked like her current room, except, everything was bigger. She looked into a mirror in the corner of the room. There was the single most beautiful mare Twilight had ever laid her eyes on. She had a gleaming white body, with a cutie mark of a Supernova Sun. Her mane was a mix of golden sun, and pitch black, blending perfectly, as was her tail. Her wings gleamed and shimmered in the sunlight. Twilight only had one explanation. This was Solaria. Her vision faded, until everything put itself back together. Now she was looking at both Celestia and Luna.

"Solaria, please.... come to your senses, I know youre in there somewhere!" Celestia tried reasoning.

"Stupid mother, you are nothing. I am more powerful than both you and Aunt Luna, and you both know that. Thats why you didnt want me to know about my father, thats why you hid who i really was all those years!" She had screamed. it felt just like she had said it, but she didnt even move her mouth, it was like she was on autopilot.

"Im sorry Solaria, i thought i could help, but I guess Luna was right. Now that its embedded in you, there is no way to save you." Celestia said, charging her horn. Luna did as well, and they connected thier horns. Solaria screamed as thier combined magic hit her, turning her into, well ashes. Celestia grabbed the nearest container she could find, one of Solaria's favorite Vases, one that her coltfriend had designed for her. He had a very good talent at it. She scooped up every last bit, and put it in the vase, sealing it, so nothing could escape its walls. Then, the dream faded away in a flash of light.

Twilight awoke, sunlight in her eyes. She looked at Celestia, sleeping so peacefully, such a small, and fragile little creature. She looked around, it seemed to be about just before midday. She sighed. She had enjoyed some personal time with her teacher and mentor, bur she had a find a way to fix it, before all of Equestria started asking questions. She used her magic to grab a couple books, and flipped through them. After about an hour of going through books, and finding nothing on Nightmare Force, she noticed Celestia starting to move.

"Morning sleepyhorn." Twilight said. Celestia just yawned, and looked at Twilight. Her brain started to freak out when Twilight was bigger than her. The events of the previous night started to flash before her eyes, and she started to calm down. She noticed piles and piles of books lying around Twilight. She must have been studying to find a way to cure her.

"Any Luck Twilight?" Celestia asked. Twilight shook her head. Just then, the door decided to open, and Luna entered, followed by the rest of the Mane 6.

"I have found nothing either dear sister. Im afraid there may be no cure." Luna stated, obviously tired from raising and lowering the sun and moon respectively.

"Then what am I going to do? The Citizens of Equestria cannot see me like this. It will cause a panic, and they could possibly blame you." Celestia stated.

"Then the only possible temporary solution. We must get you to a safe place outside Canterlot." Luna replied.

"But where?" Celestia asked.

"I have a bit of room at the Library back in ponyville, seeing as Spike is at that Dragoncon for the week. It should be pretty quiet there?" Twilight offered. Luna looked at Twilight, then at Celestia.

"Well that is in fact far from Canterlot." Luna said.

"But what if someone in Ponyville recognizes me?" Celestia worried.

"You could always say you are Celestia's cousin Darling. It has worked before." Rarity stated. She was completely out of her DJ-Pon3 apparel, and back to her Rarity Belle look.

"I guess that will work." Celestia hesitated.

"Go sister, take a break from work, I can hold the fort here for a week while looking for a solution, and Twilight can look while in Ponyville. If i find anything, ill tell you in a dream. How does that sound?" Luna asked.

"I guess so... then what are we waiting for?" Celestia exclaimed, which was more of a squeak due to being a filly.

In a matter of hours, they were packed, Rarity had become Vinyl again (due to Rarity living in ponyville, there couldnt be Two Rarities.... that would confuse everyone.) So Vinyl packed her Wubs, and all of her stuff, into her Bag, which magically folded into a lighter than light briefcase. "Gotta love those Techies!" Vinyl said, enthusiastically.

Everyone got a ticket for the train back to ponyville, all except Celestia, fillies, especially fillies related to royalty, rode free on the Friendship Express 2.0. As they all boarded, they all took a cabin, except Vinyl, Twilight, and Celestia, who took another cabin. Vinyl set down her stuff, and removed her glasses. Twilight looked into her eyes. Even with her contacts, her eyes sparkled like jewels. They were magnificent, which made sense, seeing as her other talent was gems and embroidery. Vinyl took a seat on the pad,  kicked her hooves up, and chilled, while Celestia never left Twilight's side. Twilight noticed a bit of a detachment disorder with Celestia as a filly. She was too scared to do anything without Twilight around. It was like she trusted Twilight more than anyone in Equestria, even more than her own sister. Twilight shook her head, and looked at Celestia. Her head was on her hooves, and she wa lightly sleeping. Twilight smiled at how cute her teacher and mentor was right now, so innocent, yet so full of life. It made Twilight want to eat a pancake.... no idea why. She shook her head of that thought. She loved Celestia, but she had to find a way to turn her back right? Celestia wouldnt want to stay like this forever. Twilight was so worked up, even she fell asleep next to little 'Tia. They both faded back into the darkness of dreamland.

Shadows in the Day

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Counting Stars

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