'Today was supposed to be a perfect day, all fun with my friends and the princesses.' Twilight thought to herself while laying in a closet, curled up in a ball and brushing her mane while on the verge of tears.

'But then, that..that...THING. THAT HORRIFIC MONSTER. I had just got done using the little fillies room to come back to the most disturbing and shocking scene I will ever, no, can ever see. And oh sweet Celestia, the... the blood. There were pools of it and it was gushing out of Celestia's neck. Not to mention the bodies of my closest friends. They were skinned and the skeletons, guts and skins were all shoved inside of Luna's now bloated body. And-' twilight lost it and finally started crying at this thought '-Spike was... oh celestia...he was bloody and nailed to the ceiling' Twilight thought, with her muzzle now covered in snot and her eyes stained with tears.

'I should've listened to that strange creatures warning earlier today.' She thought, resting her head on the floor while remembering her encounter with that mysterious monster.

'Okay that's the last of it.' I thought as I finished organizing the last the last of the library's books.

I circled around the main center piece while waiting for Spike. Spike stepped into the main room several minutes later wearing a pink apron with a heart on it while carrying a pink feather duster. I never really understood where he got that apron.

"Thanks for dusting of the bookshelves and tables Spike. It really means a lot to me that you helped me prepare for a slumber party with the girls and the princesses!" Twilight said, becoming more and more excited by the second.

"Aw, don't mention it Twi. Besides, what else would the worlds greatest assistant do?" Spike questioned, with pride practically oozing out of each word.

Twilight smiled and rolled her eyes.

"Okay Spike, so is everything ready for the slumber party?" She asked reading over her copy of the checklist for the umpteenth time.

Spike quickly checked his list again then gave twilight an affirmative with a nod of his head.

"Okay Spike, I'm going to pick up the girls!" Twilight said cheerily, while opening the door.

"Alright Twilight, I'll see you in a little!"

twilight shut the door at that and began to merrily trot to Sugarcube corner.

"..winter wrap up, winter wrap up... lets finish our holiday cheers." Twilight sang, before being stopped by a large, bipedal creature wearing a light cloak and some cloth around it's hands and feet.

"Check yourself." It said in a thick, Hayrish accent and a deep, pronounced voice before dashing off towards the Everfree forest.

Twilight stood still with confusion for a moment but eventually turned around and started chasing the creature.

"Wait what?! Come back!" She yelled, trying to get the creature to come back before.

"Don't say I didn't warn you!" It yelled back to her, before jumping into the Everfree forest.

Exhausted and out of breath twilight sat down in the middle of a large, empty, and grassy field as she started asking herself questions such as,

"What did that thing want? What did it's warning mean? Will it try to hurt me?"

Twilight thought, shuddering at her last question.

Several minutes later she decided that it would be best to get the girls now.

As she stood back up Lyra, Roseluck, Doctor Whooves, and Fluttershy ran past her, stopped, and backed up and began to ask her questions.

"Did you see where it went?"

"It seemed scared...did you see it?"

"Do you know what it was?"

"Can I have my pen back Roseluck?"

"Woah woah woah!"-Twilight said, surprised at the sudden flood of questions-"Why were all of you chasing that creature anyways?"

Fluttershy then proceeded to tell Twilight that the creature had been rummaging around in her garden, and when she tried to talk to it, it ran off. She started chasing it then Lyra joined in because it had hands, then they asked Roseluck to help stop the creature, who took the Doctors pen and threw it at the creature. That's the shortened version at least.

"Oh well it said I should check myself, whatever that means..." Twilight said with a sigh of discontent.

"Oh well, are you still up for that slumber party?" Twilight said, forgetting about the creature all too quickly.

"Yeah, I guess I am." Fluttershy said as Lyra was still frantically searching for the creature, and Roseluck and Doctor Whooves were arguing about something in the background.

"Okay, so would you like to come get the rest of the girls with me?"

"Yes, I would love to." And with that they left the field and proceeded to trot back to Ponyville, leaving Lyra, the Doctor, and Roseluck behind.

'If only I knew what he meant...' Twilight thought, sorrowfully.

Then she heard it. Large, heavy footsteps heading straight for the closet door. Several seconds later the closet was opened and she shut her eyes and jumped up while screaming,

"Please don't do this! I'll do anything! I..I'll give you everything I own! Just please don't hurt me!"

The monster chuckled then proceeded to pull out it's incredibley large member. It then used it's eshrekt penis as a spear and turned Twilight into a pony shish kabob. She attempted to scream, but couldn't because her throat was now filled with blood.

She observed her attacker as tears and blood dripped from her body. The attacker was a green ogre, wearing a leather and cloth tunic with a rope around it's midsection, and two, stalk like appendages ending with bowl shaped openings.

As Twilight gave off her final breaths, the ogre removed her from it's eshrekt cock and put her near his mouth and said,

"I told you. You should've checked yourself, before you Shreked yourself."

Twilight then let out her final breath as he finished speaking.

Author's Note

I made a thing. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Also, everything is filler, except the ending.