Universum der Ponys (Universe of the Ponies)by PoisonianChaptersChapter 2:Ponies? Really?Chapter 3:Love at First sightChapter 4: Why are they staring at us?Everything you need to knowChapter 5: VODKAChapter 6: Wheres the 115?Chapter 7: Who do you think you are?Chapter 8: DISHONOR (Updated)Chapter 9: nicht 115?Chapter 10: The pastChapter 11: Preparation Chapter 1:NIKOLAI YOU FAT BASTARDChapter 2:Ponies? Really?"Ugh my head" grunted dempsy "Me stomach" groaned nikolai "My Pelvis" Moaned Richtofen "Oh gods my....what is this? What am I? Where are we? And more importantry, Where are the zombies? Group 935 once a physotic bad ass zombie killing group of older men are now the girliest thing known to what was once man kind....Ponies. "Are we? Horses?" Questioned Dempsy as he instinctivly stood up on all fours "No to shmall to be horses unt too colorful as vell" replied the doctor "so i must deduct that ve are" He paused for a breath of air. "Colorfulponiesinalandinhabitidbythesecreaturesasvellasdragonstalkingdogs3headeddogspheonixesponyprincessesuntcrystalponies" The 3 others gaped in shock at how much rictofen knew about this land. "uhhhh how did know that?" asked a confused nikolai "Nikolai i have been to the future more than once my friend i know about this place from a cult or something like that known as the 'Bronies or bro ponies'" "Terr us more doctor" and that he did he was glad to tell group 935 about the show and the princesses and the mane 6 only one problem... Dempsy thought he was in hell he was convinced that he was going to be here for all etirnety being tortured by the colors and the friendship and the magic The others shrugged it off and all of them procedded to head to ponyville. OVER BY SILVER LAKE IN PONYVILLE "Ah finally at last the one place where i can be me...Silver Lake the only place in the world where most ponies are hipsters and everything is in within trotting reach" Claimed Poisonian. he recently inherrited the 5 billion bits from his grandmother and decided to live on his own or with a mare if he got a girlfriend and she wanted to move in. all of his stuff was already unpacked and organized to his liking. he procedded to head to his pool and relax on the lazy chair whilst listening to some relaxing music. he was finally at peace no family to bug him no girlfriends to cheat on him and no mainstream hip hop rap #YOLOSWAG mindless assholes to bug him ever again and most imporntanly nothing unexpected ever happend for all of his days...Or so he thought Author's Note Okay so this is a longer chapter but not too terribly long remember im a new writer and am only introducing the characters for now Au revoir mes amis Chapter 3:Love at First sight"Mabye were just sleepwalking..." The playlist ended Poisonian rose from his lawn chair and decided to go for a walk down to get some grocries he grabbed his scarf his fedora and left his house. he was walking down the street humming his favorite song: Heretic By Avengend Ponyfold. He had finally reached the town square where it wasant too terribly busy but wasant too undercrowded either he procedied to walk into the organic veggie store and bought his list of food that he needed: celery, bread, kale, mushrooms, and an arrange of spices. he basically went in and went out when he looked to his left to look at a cute little bunny nibbling on a piece of grass. poisonian levitated a carrot into the rabbits hands and the rabbit ate it like well an animal as you might suspect. he looked back ahead and steped one foot in front of him when a teal pony knocked over him and his bags. He got up with a furiously mad red steaming face with literal steam comming out of his head he was about to tell off the mare but once he saw her face he turned back to his nonrmal shade of green. it all happend in slow motion he saw this beautiful mare in a brown fedora and glasses with a rainbow triangle necklace and blue bracelets. time sped back up and poison realised what had just happend "oh my gosh im so sorry its just i have to be at an art meeting and i was in a hurry and im just so so so so so sorry" "no no its... its okay hey uh.. whats your name?" "Oh its lyra lyra heartstrings" "thats a beautiful..i mean georgous I MEAN GREAT name you got there.... ahehehe" Lyra giggled and they both procedded to pick up the grocries "okay i think thats all of them" said Poisonian "yeah... and hey im sorry again for bumping into you" "oh no no its quite all right and hey it was a pleasure meeting you" Lyra procedded to walk away but poisonian stopped her "Uh hey WAIT." He caught up to her "hey uh lyra ya know you seem kinda nice and i was wondering if you wanted to make it up to me in any way?" "uh sure what is it?" "Mabye we could get some coffee sometime tomorrow mabye say 10:30?" "Sure but if you meant acuatlly drinking coffee im into that too." she winked and trotted off with a smile of a 12 year old filly who looked like she had just seen the most amazing pair of boots.Poisonian didnt notice this and turned around with quite possibly a record breaking smile on his face as he may not only get his dream girlfriend but a kinky one at that as he was very kinky himself he returned home and watched videos on his new laptop and fell asleep in his chair grocries put away and all he was a happy stallion. Author's Note okay i admit it im kinda better at writing romance that adventure stories and i know that alot of you might not notice this but im kinda a sucker for romance if you havant already guessed Chapter 4: Why are they staring at us?"MY VODKA WHERE IS IT I NEED MY VODKA I NEED IT ALL ALL MINE!" Nikolai screamed in the middle of the dirt road as ponies stared at him "I NEED MY VODKA IT IS MY BABY WHERE IS IT!" Most ponies ignored him as they thought it was a want for attention but a couple of snoody ponies were disgusted and one even spat on his hooves. Now remember kids in Russia spitting on someones feet/shoes is more disrespectful than being an american and doing the nazi salute to an american flag at a jewish baseball game. Yeah its that bad. Anyways back to the story: Nikolai stopped all his ranting screaming and crying and looked the snoody pony straight in the face. "Hey PAL What was that FOR?!?" "You need to learn some manners you bum you shouldnt beg for things when your poor especi-GAK" Nikolai grapped the pony by the throat and held him up in mid air choking the pony. "I will give you one chance to apologize to what you have done to me and insulting the poverty of the people of my country whom i joined the army to protect and serve them now APOLOGIZE!" "GAK-Okay o-okay" Nikolai set him down "Kiss my hooves" "o-okay" the rich pony kissed his hooves and apologized "Now that wasant so hard was it?" "N-no" Nikolai gave him a STRONG Russian bear hug and whispered in his ear "Now go buy me some vodka before i snap your neck..." "yes sir..." The rich pony ran off to the nearest liqor store Nikolai stood there proudly with his friends amazed at how strong and serious sober noklai was because well he never was sober so this was like a whole new person...er pony to them Now on the other hoof there was a crowd of ponies gathered around nikolai and gawked at how violent he was. and this was mainly because the only violent things to happen in equestria was the attack on the crystal empire and canterlot. Group 935 trotted off into the home areas and as Richtofen stated he knew alot about equestria so he took the jewels he sole or er rathat "found" off the corpses of the rich in the Untoten. Richtofen bought a house in silver lake and planned on making a teleporter back home to their own world but there was one problemo... There was no element 115 in equestria...except for one zombie that made it through the teleportation and one bite could mean the end of all pon-oh wait nope it just died out nope nope equestria is safe for another day. okay back to the story: so at this point richtofen and the gang have bought a house at silver lake and plan on finding an element that is powerful enough to power a teleporter. so in order to pass the time richtofen has told group 935 to explore equestria and see if it was as good as the bronies said it was. We will start out with dempsy: The 40 year old bad ass american was tired lonley and sad he usually only felt these things when he was alone his wife and daughter were probably already dead and takeo was his only true friend in this world but then he saw her. That purple pony working in the school house richtofen only mentioned her as a "backround character" but once dempsy saw her for some reason he was captivated in this ponies beauty. he approached her and attempted his "american cassanova" style of captivating wemon. "Oh why hello," Said cherreliee "and who might you be? "My name is tank...Tank Dempsy" "oh what an interesting name my name is cherrilee" "Hey ive been meaning to ask you cherreliee" "Yes Tank?" She said with adoring eyes she seemed to admire the strong muscular pony. Remember kids always use this pick up line "Are you an angel because 10 minunites ago i thought i was in hell and now i think im in heaven." Cherreliee couldnt stand it anymore she just straight up kissed Dempsy and said "Nopony has ever spoken to me that way or flirted with me or even hit on me in taking you home now" All tank could do it do a cartoony smile and get dragged by cherrliee. Author's Note ok i think this chapter went pretty well and im getting a decent amount of readers i think i got something going here Everything you need to knowOkay so i know i havant been very clear on the whole character description thing and i promise i will make it up to you all in this what i like to call it INFO CHAPTER See what i did there? Yeah i just blew all your minds. Any ways in this supposed chapter i will provide you all with a FULL description of the characters we will start out with poisonian Poisonian: Cutie Mark: Organized pappers and books Talent:OCD (and if you dont know what that is it means your super organized) Likes to: Read old magazines from about 2 months ago Dislikes: #YOLOSWAG ponies who think they will make it in life just because theyre cool HATES: Anything main stream In love with: Lyra Heartstings LOVES: Anything fried or greasy (French fries, deep fried lettuce, stir fried mushrooms, etc.) Looks: Is light green with purple mane and purple eyes Wears: Usually a scarf sometimes a fedora but mainly his purple scarf with his glasses Race: Unicorn Lyra Heartstings: Cutie mark: Lyre Talent: playing the lyre i guess? (no clear anwser in the show) Likes to: Paint, draw, and artsy stuff. Dislikes:Super religous ponies (Ponies like:"I am holier than thou" or think they are going to be at eternal peace because they are celestians) In love with: Poisonian LOVES: Humans Looks: Teal with a toothpaste like colored mane and tail Wears: Biege fedora Blue braclets and necklace with a rainbow triangle on it Race:Unicorn Cherrilee: From what you know from the show in love with: Tank dempsy Likes: Smart students Dislikes: Giving bad grades Race:Earth Roseluck: (Yes she is in this story she will be introduced next chapter) Cutie mark: Rose Talent: Gardening roses Likes to: Tend to her flower garden Dislikes: Ponies EATING her flowers In love with: █████ ██████ (Yeah im not gonna spoil it so deal with it!) looks: Like lyra but with rose red mane and beige body Race: Earth Okay so in the editing process i lost my progress 3 TIMES yea so i will come out with a new chapter tonight or at noon and trust me i am going to make it 2,000! words at least i promise Okay now onto group 935 Dr Edward richtofen: Cutie mark: Dead zombie Talent: Scientificly and manically killing zombies likes to: *Ahem* Masturbate to dead zombie corpses Dislikes: Dempsy In love with: Science (and would go gay for nikolai) looks: like he does in CoD but ponified Race: Unicorn Nikolai Belenski: Cutie mark: A bottle of vodka Talent:Drinking vodka Likes to: Drink vodka Dislikes: Not drinking vodka (oh and takeo) in love with: vodka LOVES: vodka looks: Like he does in CoD but ponified Race: Pegasus Takeo Misaki: Cutie mark: Samurai helmet Talent: The art of japanese fighting Likes to: Be in perfect balance Dislikes: THE DISHONORABLE RUSSIAN in love with:███████ Besties with: Tank Dempsy looks: Like he does in CoD but ponified Race: Pegasus Tank Dempsy: Cutie mark: USA USA USA (American flag) Talent: Being an all american bad ass likes to: Kill Freakbags and get paid OORAH Dislikes: Richtofen In love with: Cherrilee Besties with: Takeo Misaki looks: Like he does in CoD but ponified Race: Earth Chapter 5: VODKA"VODKA I WANT IT VODKA!" Yelled Nikolai whom had just become sober. "I NEED MY VODKA" He then found the one, AND I MEAN THE ONE AND ONLY bottle of vodka left in ponyville. "Yes...Yes....YES YES YEEEEEEESS YEEEEEEEESSSS" He picked up the bottle with his wing and drank it in one big gulped and then 5 seconds later he passed out drunk. "Ahh such a beautifir night" Claimed Takeo as he stopped to literally smell the roses. "AHEM!" Takeo raised his head to see who this mystery pony was. "Yes?" A biege pony with a rose red mane look at him annoyed that he smelled her roses. "YOU SMELLED MY ROSES WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!" Takeo backed away from this pony in hopes that she would just ignore him but something about this pony intrigued him. He quickly realised his mistake though and apologized. "So terribry sorry it wont happen again" "AND WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN THAT ACCENT?!?!" She seemed to be really mad. "*Sigh* I- I'm sorry its just i had a stressful day and ponies kept eating my roses and i havent slept in 3 days and im just sorry" She said as she hung her head down low. Takeo took notice at this and almost instantly with his gentlemanly skills comforted her. "I know your pain i too was once worked for a week straight pulling giant plowers moving rocks and lifting heavy bags with no sleep" "Thank you *Sniff* Your a very sweet stallion" Said the mystery mare. "Im sorry i was so caught up in the drama i forgot to introduce myself. My name is Roseluck whats yours?" "That is a beautifur name miss Roseluck. My name is Takeo Misaki" "Thats an interesting name where are you from Takeo?" Takeo quickly realised that if he said he was from a human world with guns violence and zombies she would think he was crazy and stay away from him so he anwsered with. "I come from a far away place nowhere near here it is on an irand" "oh thats interesting" She wished he could have been more specific. "Well you seem kind of stressed so shall we go for a walk?" Roseluck giggled. "Sure Takeo" So they took off leaving Rose's rose stand and decided to take a walk to the edge of a cliff to watch the moon at its brightest in equestria Roseluck knew the way. "Hey Takeo?" "Yes?" "I kinda sort of forgot to mention that we have to go through the everfree forest if we want to get to that spot we want to go" Takeo remembered what Richtofen had said about the forest so he suggested: "Why don't i just fry us over?" "Oh i dont know if you knew this already but mere pegasi cannot fly over it due to the forest having a magical gravity barrier surrounding it" She sounded dissapointed when saying this. "I see" He responded the doctor failed to mention this fact though. "well then we will just have to walk through" "I would but i have a fear of large thorns and insects and this forest is very well known for those two main factors" She hung her head down low. "Well do not worry my katana will protect your beauty from harm and we will see the moon at its fullest" Rose blushed a deep shade of red and smiled. "Thank you Takeo" So the 2 proceeded into the deep dark forest with Takeo holding his katana is his mouth (Which against all odds somehow made it through the teleportation process) With Roseluck basically hugging Takeo from his behind. With Takeo cutting and slicing all the branches and spiked vines in a perfect half. At last they finally made it out of thee everfree forest and found the highest pique. They both sat down on the edge and looked at the moon and smiled at eachother. "Ya know Takeo i have never been this close to the moon before its so beautiful." "Yes it is but you know there is a way i can get you even croser to the moon" "How is that possible?" She asked. "This is almost as high as that mountain ovver th-WOAH!" Takeo with one swift movement picked up Roseluck and flew as high as he could. "Oh my Celestia, Takeo you didn't have to do this" "Oh no i rearry did this is to make up for smelling your roses." "Oh Takeo..." She burried her muzzle deep into his chest. Takeo then lifted her chin and they looked deep into eachothers eyes (Yes i'm sure you ALL saw this coming) They looked at eachother for almost a solid minute and kissed for a straight 20 seconds. Takeo had never felt love before he had never kissed before, he had never had these feels before but now it all just felt natrual. "Rets go back" He said quietly "Okay" So they proceeded to take the path back to ponyville only one problem, Rose lived at the edge of the town and Takeo and the rest of group 935 lived closer to where they currently were at. "Oh Takeo its much too far away to my house, perhaps we should just spend the night at yours?" "Sure my rove." Rose giggled at being called this as she had never been called it before. So they arrived at the 935 Residence (Irronicly the adress was also 935) But they opened the door only to find... "NO NO I NEED MORE MORE POWER ZIS IS NOT ENOUGH AHHHHHH *Whine* *Whine*" Richtofen had all the parts for the teleporter added and formed all to his memory but there was one problem...There was no element 115 in equestria. "Doctor what is wrong?" Questioned Takeo "Oh good Takeo just what i needed here come and help me, I need a precise cut on this wire" "Oh yes i see doctor," Replied Takeo "You may find a seat Rose i will be with you in a minute" She nodded and found a couch in the middle of the clutterd mess of wires and scrap metal. "Ah Takeo who is your friend?" "She is a mare I met...We kissed" "Vell im glad to see your making er...Partners" Just then a loud American voice came in singing: "I JUST HAD SEX AND IIIT FELT SO GOOD" Dempsy had just burst in through the door with ruffled up hair a missing sleeve and a happy voice. "NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN SOOOOO HAPPY!" "DEMPSY SHUT ZE FUCK UP!" Richtofen yelled "CAN'T YOU ZEE VE ARE TRYING TO VORK? Roseluck was suprised by all the comotion and decieded to join in. "Mabye we should break out some alchol or vodka or something since it seems like a party!" "Did you just vodka my sweet?" "She did not just zay zat" "God fucking-Dammit OORAH" "DID SOMEBODY SAY VODKA?" "Tak your my best friend but you just had to bring this mare ho-" Just then Nikolai burst in half sober with a bottle of vodka he "Found" on the ground. "LETS PARTY MY COMRADES!" "ENOUGH!!!" Screamed Richtofen and a flash of light came from his horn. Everypony then passed out from either too much exitement over intoxication or just from the flash either way somehow everything magically teleported to the basement so the house was as it used to be with everypony just asleep. Author's Note Okay so i know i said it would be 2k words but its midnight and im tired and i got school in the morning so SHUT UP damn now i know how JanAnimation feels jesus this is stress filled Chapter 6: Wheres the 115?"Ugh my head," Moaned Takeo. "Wait what the?" He awoke to find a peacefully sleeping Roseluck cuddling him with on the couch his wings wraped around her "Oh yes that is right." He looked around the room to find a drunk passed out Nikolai and a sleeping Dr. Richthofen spooning eachother. He gave a little chuckle to himself as these two seemed so "cute" together. Takeo also saw a passed out Dempsy that was literally back bending over the railing. Takeo decided to carefully brush off Rose and go help his friend, after all if you saw a horse bending backwards over railing would you think it were healthy? Takeo tried to wake him up, after all he was still breathing. "Tank my friend wake up" "*ZZZ-* WHAT WHO WHERE I HAVE MY BARE-oh its you Tak." ""Ha ha you sleep well?" "Fuck you" He replied in a friendly tone. "Hey what happend last night?" "You rearry want me to exprain all that happend?" "Sure why the fuck not OORAH" "Okay fine" Takeo sighed. "Okay so first off i came in with my new er...Partner over there." He pointed over to rose blissfully sleeping on the couch. "I see" "Then we saw that physotic Doctor working on the tereporter to get us back home-" "Wait home? As in earth?" "Yes i think so." Takeo replied. "Why do you ask?" "Tak do you really want to leave this place?" "Well to get back to my famiry yes." "But bud don't you see we're finally at peace there are no freakbags to deal with no teleporters no perks, and your family is probably already dead by now." "I see, well i guess you do have a point there American" Takeo replied. "And prus i wouldn't want to leave my new friend here" Takeo looked at Roses direction and smiled. "Anyways so with what happend, after you came in all sexed up, and Rose, that is her name yes, thought a party was going on and thought we should bring out some alcohol or" Takeo sighed. "Vodka...." "And that's when he came in half drunk looking for some more of his devils juice" "Oh gods yes that dishonorabre russian" Said Takeo "So then the doctor had, had enough and flashed his bright light which seemed to have cleaned everything up" "And that's when we all woke up" "Exactry" "So what now?" "I guess we will rest for now as it seems that the doctor must find some suitabre repracement for the power source he is searching for." "So that means we have to stay here?" "I berive so my American friend." "OORAH FUCKIN A HIGH FI-uh HIGH HOOF!" So the two bro-hoofed and agreed that they would live out the rest of their days here even if it meant leaving for a short time and coming back. ████████████ *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP *BEEP* *BEEP* *BE-* "*YAWN*" Poisonian got up from his king sized bed and stretched. He decided to take a look outside it was a sunny beautiful day at silver lake. "hmm i wonder what time it is?" He looked at his alarm clock. "9:30...OH FUCK I FORGOT!" He had forgotten his "date" with Lyra. He quickly rushed to the bathroom to fix himself up he brushed his teeth, took a shower and barley had time to get his hair styled to the "Effortless cool" look he always went for when he went out. He grabbed his scarf and glasses and dashed out the door in 10 seconds flat (Yeah i just used that cliche' big deal wanna fight about it?) "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUUUUuuuuudge" He passed by a middle aged mare with her filly daughter giving him a stare down. He barley made it in time before Lyra came in with her saddle bag with her cutie mark on it. "Hey Poisonian." She gave a light smile. "Oh hey Lyra," He smiled back. "oh and you don't need to call me that you can just call me Ian." Lyra giggled. "Okay...Ian" The waiter came by he was a young brown stallion with a windblown style grey mane he was rather chiseld for his age. He spoke in a sort of Italian accent which basically seduced Lyra. "May i take-a your orders?" Lyra giggled just as if she were in a comedy club for mares. "Oh ill just have a hehehe sorry a latte please?" "And-a for you Mi Hermano" Poison surprisingly and not jealously chulcked at this. "Umm ill take the peppermint mocha and a hay Paganini." " Va bene ho il vostro ordine i sarà di nuovo in pochi istanti" "Ok grazie" With suprisingly good ponetallian. The waiter walked off with a smile showing that he enjoyed ponies that spoke his foregin lingo "Oh my gosh Ian you know Ponetallian?" "You'd be suprised what you can learn from watching alot of foreign movies." "So how about that waiter? Wasant he pretty cute?" "Pretty cute? How about if I were gay or Bi i wouldn't mind hitting that flank." Poison was not gay he was just very feminime he usually picked it up from hanging out with all the girls who watched anime back when he was still in school. "Oh my goodness your not jealous?" "Nah i mean were not offically dating so there's no reason to be jealous" He replied "Also hanging out with fillies at a young age can affect how you act in the future hehe...Oh here's the waiter" "signore, non trova i tuoi ordini" "Grazi" "la vostra accoglienza." "Ahehehe" Lyra giggled. The couple proceeded to drink their coffee and poison ate his sandwich. They finished their drinks bellies full with caffine and hay. Lyra then got a very seductive look on her face. "Hey Ian? How about we head back to my apartment and have some more 'coffee'?" Poison caught wind of this and almost instantly got a hard on ALMOST he was lucky he was in public and it was a little chilly since he was sitting right on top of the AC. "S-sure." Lyra grabbed her saddle bag and Poison wraped his hoof around hers they then proceeded to walk to her apartment. They both watched anime until it was about 8. Then Poison decided to break the ice: "So how about i make us some 'coffee'?" "Mmm sure" They both kissed and proceeded to the master bedroom. Now lets just say there were going to be stains, sweat, and they were both leaving something there if you know what i mean. Author's Note Okay so the chapter is updated and i kind of liked this one i have a feeling this is my best chapter ye-OUCH WHAT THE FUCK POISON "THAT WAS FOR MAKING ME AND LYRA VIRGINS" HEY ITS TEEN RATED IM TRYING IT KEEP IT RETAIVLY PURE "VODKA" GET THE FUCK OUT NIKOLAI YOU TWO DON'T MEET....yet (SPOILERS) Chapter 7: Who do you think you are?"*YAAAAAAWN*" Poisonian yawned. "Oh man that was the best sleep i've had in a whileHOLY SHIT!" He had forgotten he had sex with Lyra the night before. "Mmmm something the matter mr. tornado?" "No a haha i just forgot that we had sex last night cause you know it was kinda my*ahem* first time" He blushed and turned his head in shame. "Mhmhm its okay," She circled his chest with her hoof. "I'm a virgin too or should i say...hehe was" She giggled "Ah haha but how come it didn't ya know...Pop?" "Well sometimes it pops after sex and OH CELESTIA DAMMIT!" Lyra checked under her bed covers only to find a bloody mess near her pelvis. "Ooooh thats not very good..." "Oh fuck you think?" "Here i'll help clean up." "no...no its fine you probably have stuff to do." "Acutaly i don't." "Wait you don't have work?" "Nope ever since my grandmother died of terminal pancreatic cancer I inherrited the 5 billion bits she saved up all her life." "Oh my gosh i'm so sorry to hear that." "Nah i try not to remind my self about it." "Oh i see, well we better get to cleaning up this mess." "You stay in bed ill get the towels." "Okay" Lyra kissed him on the cheek. Poison only got up to reveal his um how do i put this gently in a way you guys will understand. His uh whip cream canister no no no...his uh fire hose? No no OH I GOT IT his penis hung from his body only making Lyra blushed at the sight of something that large fit inside of her. Poison went to the cabnit and grabbed some paper towels. He wetted them under the sink and proceeded to clean up the mess. He looked up to see Lyra with her vagina still wet from last night and a small bloodstain on it. "Hmm looks like something else needs cleaning" "Oh like what?" Poison then proceeded to carefully rub the blood off of Lyra's wet pussy "Oh my poison mmmm please dont stop." OKAY OKAY I'M GONNA STOP THERE I WANTED TO MAKE THIS STORY MORE INTERSTING BUT THIS IS NOT GOING TO END UP BEING A CLOP FIC SO FACK YOU HORSEFUCKERS So after the mess was all *ahem* cleaned up Lyra decided to head out to hang out with her mare-friends for the day so Poison was left to do what ever he wanted for the rest of the now a virgin free pony he could do anything....That he could have done before BUT without virginity. So he decided to take a walk home. But then that's when he met 'Him' "OOOOHHHHH vodka how i love you so you make me drunk and i have sunk to the bottom of my bowels" "Ugh could you be any louder?" "Yes i can OOOOOOOH VODKA IS THE BEST FOR ME ITS THE HEALTHIEST FOR M-" Poison put his hoof over the Russians mouth. "Mhmhmhfmhfmfh" The strong Russian forcefully put down Poison's hoof. "Please don't be rude....Or i will snap your neck" "Hmm you have self respect..I like that, and that accent is pretty cool too hey you wanna get some coffee?" "Whoa is everyone-I MEAN PONY EVERY PONY in this town super nice?" "I'm afraid so my friend." "Where i come from we call our friends comrades." "Oh i see...Comrade." The Russian stallion left out a hearty laugh. "Hey you know what i kind of like you." "Ha yeah your pretty cool too hey how's about we go get some coffee?" "How about we get some vodka?" "How about we get coffee Spiked with vodka?" "HAHAHA I like the way you think comrade." "So then lets head out." So the two decided to head to jaffe' bean to get some spiked vodka coffee. (seriously these guys will put anything in your coffee.) "Say uh, whats your name?" "Oh mine? Well it is Nikolai Belenski." "Cool, mine's Poisonian but you can just call me Ian" "All right Ian." Their coffee eveuntally came and before you could say 'I'm more drunk than Geroge W. Bush on a taco tuesday in Saudi Arabia' they were buzzed...Just buzzed. "Hey b-bro you got any *Hiccup* other frieawdsns frewinds? i mean friends in this town? I'mmmmmmmhahahahahaha kinda new here." "Yes i acuatlly have 3 more but you may err... Dislike one of them." Said Nikolai surprisingly sober "No no its...it's cool i'm sure they're all pretty awesome." "Alright comrade come with me" So the two got up but Poison stumbled to get up. After all this is tho only time he has drank alcohol besides whiskey. They evuentally reached the 935 residence. "OH COMRADES I'M HOOOOME" "Oh Nikolai your back how vunderbar." Said Richtofen sarcastically. "Who the fuck is that? Your gay lover? BWHAHAHA!" Dempsy laughed hearitly. "RUSSIAN HAVE NO HONOR!" Yelled Takeo. They were all just sitting around and relaxing. Takeo and Dempsy had convinced Richtofen that they should "wait" until a sutiable replacement for element 115 comes up for them. "This is our new friend Poisonian!" "Oh-fuckin'RAH... Another 'friend'." Said Dempsy laizly. "Uhh i guess this is kind of an akward time should i come back later and get to know you all?" "YES COME BACK LATER PLEASE!" Said Richtofen with great joy. "Uhh okay so i guess i'll see you all later." "Good bye friend of dishonorable Russian." Poisonian decided to head back to his house, good thing these ponies lived close to each other too. "Did you guys notice ze Glow in eyes?" "No..." "I didn't see a thing." "Dishonor." "Well when a living being has the glow in their eyes it means they heave 115 in zeir blood!" "So that means we'll be able to go home? Like back to good Russian Vodka?" "YEZ NIKOLAI AHAHAHAH BACK TO KILLING UNT ZE BLOOD UNT MY PLAN TO...erm save, yeah save the universe unt se earth." Takeo and Dempsy galnced a worried look at each other. END OF CHAPTER Author's Note Okay so one of my better chapters and you guys are lucky your gonna get a chapter early i got off of school early today HOORAY! Chapter 8: DISHONOR (Updated)"Erm Doctor?" "Yez Takeo?" "Me and Dempsy discussed about this um 115 pony." "Unt?" "Your crazy." Dempsy butted in. "Nien I am not crazy, your crazy Dempsy so feel free to go somewhere...Or kill vourself." "Ugh come on Tak its no use." "We weren't even crose to convincing him." "Hes a Nazi, you can't convince him." "Well i think we should head out it is a beautifur day after all." "Yeah i think I'll go over to cheerilees and have some sex again ORRAH." "Havan't you had enough by now?" Takeo replied. "Surely you must be erm...Empty? By now." "Apparently they have electrolice specific drinks here." "And that means?" "Works like a max ammo." "I still don't understand." "Tak its kind of obivous. It gives you more sperm." "OH I see." "Alright i'm gonna keep shooting her until i'm outta ammo! OORAH!" "I think i will visit Roseruck as well." So the two headed out the door to go visit their mates. Dempsy arrived at the school house only to see cheerilee teaching her usual class. "Ah fuck she's teaching." Dempsy kicked the ground with his hoof and decided to wait outside until she came out. Four hours went by with Dempsy messing around with the play ground equipment, exploring the yards and being over all bored. 'BRRRING' BRRRING' "Oh Fucking finally" All the fillies and colts ran out with smiles of joy as it was going to be a three day weekend. Cheerilee came out as well with a joyful smile as well. "OOH-FUCKIN'-RAH" The stong american stallion galloped to cheerliee and literally swept her off her hooves. "Oh my Dempsy, Pleasure seeing you here." She gave a seductive stare. "And it will also be a 'Pleasure'" She put enfisis on 'pleasure'. "I' gonna ram you until i'm dry." Cheerliee giggled. "Mmm how about we have some dinner and wine then we can get things going?" "So long as my friend gets whiskey." "Oh Dempsy Tonight is going to be so romantic." Dempsy set Cheerliee down and they proceeded to walk to Cheerliee's home as they needed to dress nice as the place we fancy. The resturant was called: asiatique dîner exquis. "Hey you know this place has the best Pegasainese Dempsy." (Chinese for all of you who didn't get that) Cheerliee was putting on an oriental dress whislt Dempsy was putting on what looked like an off duty royal guard uniform that he "found" off a random guard that totally was not knocked out in his closet at the 935 residence. "I didn't know you were in the guard Dempsy, how come i've never seen you patroling ponyville before?" "I uh... Was transfered from a different area." Dempsy like Takeo knew that he couldn't give away his origins. "Oh i see." They were both dressed and ready to head out. They proceeded to head to asiatique dîner exquis. And the rest of the night as they say is history. Now onto Takeo. He decided to walk down to the rose stand where he predictied Roseluck was. But to his suprise she wasan't. "Roseruck?" He called out her name. Then a purple pony with a flufed up lighter violet mane came out of a building with a bottle of grape and strawberry concentrated wine. "Hey did you saY *URP* RoseLuCk?" The pony was very very very very very very very very very (This is going to go on for a while) very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Drunk. Takeo was annoyed by this factor. "Yes." "0h. ShE'S OveR in thE baR 'URP' WiTh the OtheRs." "I see, well then i will have to go into the 'bar' then." "OOOOOOooooOOOOooookay then fOLLow ME!" The pony threw her bottle of wine in the air and proceded to head to the building to the right of Rose's rose stand. The two headed into the bar, there was music in the backround and ponies were literally partying everywhere. "HeY ROSe.. I founD a HUNkY StalLion whO is LOOkinG for YoU." Almost instantly Rose sobered up when she turned around to see Takeo. "Oh god Takeo I didn't expect to find you here." Takeo became very agitated. "You're mad aren't you?" She dropped her head down low. "Rose.." Takeo held her head up with his hoof. "Rose... You have brought dishonor to your name with this devils juice, I cannot simply be with you anymore. I am sorry." "Takeo...No." He turned around and simply walked away twoards the exit. Then out of nowhere a pink pony ran up to Takeo with a bottle of beer. "HEY! I don't know who you are but you are not walking out of here sober!" "Out of my way dishonorable horse." "HERE take this." The pony literally shoved the bottle of beer down Takeo's throat. He had never had an ounce of alchol before. And he enjoyed it. "Better?" "Do you have anymore of this..Beer?" "We have an entire keg to spare? You want that?" "NOW!" "TAKEO PLEASE COME BACK!" Rose yelled at him, Takeo walked back to Roseluck. "Rose..." "Yes Takeo?" She was crying. "I promise you once that keg over there is empty you will not be leaving here without me being inside you." He gave her a suductive look.the ENTIRE "Oh my..., I can't wait." She smiled and kissed him, he kissed back. So Takeo fufilled his promise, he chugged THE ENTIRE keg without a tube or funnel or anything. So when he finished he fufiled his promise to Roseluck and the rest of the night as they say is history.... Author's Note Okay so i will continue the chapter later on today an i think im doing good so far i have alot of ideas for the future but this chapter is leading up to that point Chapter 9: nicht 115?"What do you mean the building is being tore down?!?" Screamed Lyra. "I'm sorry Ms. Heartstrings but I had to sell the building to Mr. Filthy over here" The landlord for Lyra's apartment building pointed to a very rich looking pony. He had a sleek style mane and a red tie on, he apologized to Lyra. "Well Ms. Heartstrings I am terribly sorry you have to move out but that is simply not my problem." Said Filthy Rich with a very smug voice. Lyra got the maddest face she ever had and went up close to Filthy, she was about to slap him across the face when she noticed a bodyguard standing at the apartment complex entrance. "FUCK YOU FILTHY, I HOPE YOU GO BROKE SOMEDAY!" Snapped Lyra. "Just for that, I am only giving you 30 minutes to pack your artsy crap and get out of MY new mega-mall." Lyra scrunched her face and proceeded to her apartment. It was amazing how much art was in her place though, there were paintings on every wall, fashionable dresses she wore on special occasions hanging in her closet and overall modern furnishings in her "living room". Lyra had nowhere to go or put her stuff in a hotel room so she had to call up a friend. Lyra picked up her wall phone and called her best friend. "Yes? Who is it?" "Bon Bon! It's me Lyra." "Oh Lyra i haven't seen you in ages since I've been here at Manehatten. How have ya been?" "Not well...You see my Landlord sold the apartment to some snobby rich pony and he is going to wreck the place soon so I have to move out." "Oh my gosh Lyra....I'm so sorry to hear that." "Well its okay and all but...When are you coming back to Ponyville? I mean i have no where to live now." "Lyra I'm sorry but i told you this before I left, I'll be living here for 2 years because of my job..." "Oh i see" A tear rolled down Lyra's eye. "Lyra...Are you okay?" She wiped the tear away. "Yeah.. Yeah I'm fine" "Don't worry sweetie, I'm sure you'll find someplace to live. I have to go now my boyfriend is calling me. Bye" "Okay...Bye." Lyra hung up the Phone and was about to break down in tears when she realized. "Wait boyfriend?...OH MY GOSH POISONIAN! I could just live with him!" She was about to call him and ask him when there was a knock at the door. "If you're that filthy rich pony then go away. "No...It's me." Lyra recognized the voice as it belonged to her landlords. "Oh, you can come in." He trotted in with a disappointing look on his face. He had a dirty white polo shirt on and had a scruffy beard, he had a brown body with a wavy greased up mane. "Listen Ms. Heartstrings, I'm so sorry for all the trouble I've caused you it's just that the place didn't have the money to support itself with you and the crazy cat mare above you." The cat mare heard them. "I HEARD THAT YOU SELLOUT!" "AH SHUT UP!" He yelled back. "It's okay L." (That was the nickname she gave him.) "I kind of saw it coming anyway..." "Well to make it up to you I've decided to help you carry out all of your belongings. I've also hired a transport cab to wait out outside." Lyra hugged him. "Thanks L.... You were always like a father to me." Lyra began to break out in tears. "Sshh...Its okay. I know I know." So the two proceeded to carry out all of Lyra's Belongings and put them into the Pony-drawn cab. L had finally fit the last box into the cab. "Alright that should be it." Said L. "Okay thanks L." Lyra smiled and gave L. one last hug. "I guess I'll see you some other time." "Yeah....You too." L Turned to the cab and told him to go wherever Lyra wanted to go. "Where do you wanna go miss?" "1347 Silver Lake." Just before the Cabbie took off it had started to rain, HARD "Oh Gosh we better hurry along!" So the Cab puller sprinted with all his might to Lyra's destination. -_-_-_-_-_- Poisonian was right about to fall asleep (half drunk) with a bottle of Applejack Daniels held in his hoof when there was a knock on his door. "Whuzzah huh?" The knocking became more violent and vigorous. "Alright alright I'm coming sheish, wait it's 11? Who could be coming this late?" He opened the door only to see his girlfriend Lyra standing at the door with an annoyed look on her face. Behind here were about 13 suitcases and piles of paintings protected by plastic wrap. "Lyra? What are you doing this late?" "I'll explain in a minute. But i need to bring my stuff in first." "Oh sure just..Come on in, and here." Ian floated a towel and wraped it around Lyra. "Thanks Ian.." Lyra kissed him on the cheek. Ian rubbed it and levitated with amazing skill all of the bags art and furniture Lyra had brought. He set it down in his kitchen. "So Lyra could you explain to me just what is going on?" "Alright it all started when my landlord L. called me down to the first floor..." So Lyra explained what happend, to Poisonian. "Oh my gosh Lyra I'm so sorry to hear that." "Yeah..." A tear rolled down her face. Ian wiped off and kissed Lyra, he pulled away and said. "Well you can stay here as long as you like, I'm a billion-are now so i have a big house." It was true his house was a large modern house with a large television (this stuff was just being invented in Equestria at this point in time). Basically his house looked like Franklin's house in GTA V (Yeah I just broke the fourth wall WHAT NOW BITCH!) "Thanks Ian..." Lyra yawned and practically passed out laying down on Poison's chest. "Goodnight my beautiful instrument." He kissed her head and fell asleep. -_-_-_-_-_- "Vake uuup...." Said a mysterious voice. "Vake uuuuup...." There it was again. "VAKE UP I SAID!" Dr. Edward Richthofen slapped Poisonian across the face with his hoof. "Gah! The fuck was tha- Richthofen?" Poison finally woke up. "Oh goody goody your avake, now ve can get started." Poison looked around and saw he was being restrained on a flat wooden table. Ironically the room he was in wasan't spooky or scary at all. In fact it was the 935 resident's living room. "Richthofen what the hell?! Why am i restrained, why am I at your house and WHAAAAAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT NEEDLE?" Poisonian hated, no despised, no LOATHED needles. "Vell let me explain, you have element 115 inside jour blood unt i need 115 to get back to earth, unfortunatly i need to withdraw ALL of your blood AHAHAHAHAHA!" "Wait, home? This is your home and what the hell is 115?" "Vell this is not truly our home, you see Takeo, Dempsy, That sexy man of a drunk Nikolai, unt I come from a different universe on a planet called earth. Now back on Earth we fight for our lives against HORDES UNT HORDES OF FLESH EATING UNDEAD ZOMBIES... Ahem, unt zere are zese teleporters that can transport us to specific locations. Now Nikolai accidently threw a bottle at the link for the teleporter unt it broke unt ve used it unt ve traveled to Equestria." "Okay I think I follow you?" Said Poison "But what does this 115 thing have to do with me and I don't have this so called 115 in my blood." "Oooooh but you do, you see ze zombies have a glow in zeir eyes unt zat glow comes from element 115. Unt YOU Poisonian, you have a glow in your eyes, you see Element 115 is an energy source so powerful it could power entire planets! But that is only the stone form of the element, if it comes from ze flesh unt ze blood the most it could power is vone teleporter." "Okay i follow you but the glow in my eyes isn't 115, It was passed on from my ancestor Poison fire." "AHAHAHA if it comes from your ancestor.." Richthofen put his face up close to Poison's "Show me proof..." "Let me go to my house and i will get my family tree book." Grrrrr...Fine, but if you don't come back in the next 10 minutes," Richthofen pulled out his Bowie knife. "I vill have to make a direct 115 bank visdraw." Poison was released and hurried back to his house it looked to be about 2 0' clock at night. So Poison carefully opened his door only to find Lyra still lying on his couch sleeping peacefully. He tipped-hoofed (see what I did there) towards his family tree book which was sitting on a display holder on his shelf. He levitated the book and sprinted back to the 935 residence. Richthofen was licking his Bowie knife when Poison came back in. "Alright here it is." Poison flipped through the book and found the chapters where his ancestor kept his records. "There now can i please leave?" Richthofen read the book and was extremely shocked. "NIEN ZIS CANNOT BE! HOW VILL I USE MY TELEPORTER NOW! Vait vat is zat?" There was a section titled: Energy to power the world. Both Richthofen and Poisonian looked at each other and read the book. Author's Note well that was a success... the next chapter wont be out until the crossover fic with mine and this guys comes out: Hint its his monster hunter crossover: GhostlyDarkness Chapter 10: The past"He's late...As usual." "He may be always late but he's still my brother, and you should treat him just the same as you treat me." "But Reaper, he's a nuisance! He has been nothing but trouble since you first gave him his starter kit." Reaper a tall, red hoofed, black bodied Alicorn, who was wearing the infamous Death Stench armor pushed himself up against the pony he was arguing with. "He is not a nuisance! You need to learn to respect him more....Smoke." The pony Reaper was arguing with was his best friend a grey Pegasus with an even grayer wavy mane, he wore Kushala Dorara armor. He scrunched his muzzle and said. "Fine..." "Look there he is now." It was a beautiful day as usual at the harbor-tavern open hunting guild, everyone was bustling as usual, ships coming in and out, hunter ponies coming and going through the departure entrance. And there was a bright green pony with a spiked purple mane appearing over the bridge horizon with a set of Rathian armor on but no helmet unlike his colleagues Smoke Rodriguez, and Reaper...Just Reaper, nopony really knew his full name, in fact he never had a family to remember. All he could remember is that he raised himself, as a foal he ate anything that could fit in his mouth. And then as a young alicorn colt he trained himself to fight in the deep deep jungles of the flooded forest. But as a full grown stallion he became leader of the death duo. Which consisted of just him and Smoke, things went pretty smoothly for a long while. They both reached high rank by the time he came along... "Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!" "You're always late as usual fucktard..." "Smoke...." "What I meant to say was that you're late but i can understand what ever made you late..." Said Smoke sheepishly. "Poison, you need to be on time more often. What do you think would happen if just Smoke and I went on an urgent quest by ourselves?" Poison Fire , a young energetic stallion full of passion for hunting was the adopted brother of Reaper. After being brutally abused by his step father and his mother doing nothing about it he ran away never to return to the Pokke village ever again. After almost freezing to death in the snow, Reaper found him bundled up in a ball and lifted him with his magic to the Moga village. A warm tropical settlement floating on the water where it's hunting grounds were absolutely amazing. There Reaper raised him to become a grand hunter and soon enough he joined the Death Duo and it became the Death Trio. "Sorry Reaper, it's just that there was traffic with the transport ships." "Stop with the excuses, I raised you better than that." "Fine, but remember, you also trained me too." "Yeah and you should be a better fighter as well." said Smoke "I am a good fighter!" "Not to mention weak." "Oh so you wanna go there? How about a little hoof wrestling?" "Your fuckin' on." So the two headed toward the barrel in the middle of the tavern and put their hooves on it. Reaper held their hooves together with a small rope. "Alright you two nimrods, you know the rules." "How about we make this a little interesting Smoke?" "How so?" "Whoever loses has to give up half of their full potions." "Deal." So the two went at it, Smoke actually almost lost in the first few seconds but then once he realized it would be a challenge, used all of his strength on Poison, he still lost. "OH YEAH FUCK FACE! HOW'S THAT FOR WEAK!" "Fuck you..." "Alright, pay up." Poison said with a smirk. "Fine here." Smoke hoofed over half of his full potions. "Only 3? Seriously?" "Hey these are hard to come by nowadays." "Enough you two." Interrupted Reaper. "Now you both know why the Guild and I called you here?" "Of course brother, you sent a letter about something about a new enemy that came in the tens of hundreds?" "Yeah and you also sent something about a queen?" Reaper looked at the bright sun, his Death Stench helmet blocking the sun rays he said. "Well I did not tell you both entirely everything...." "What do you mean?" Poison said with concern. "They are called..,.Changelings." Both Poison and Smoke were dumbfounded as they had no idea what these creatures were. "Of course you boneheads wouldn't know what they are." Said Reaper with disappointment. "They are pony like, except with a dark and powerful magic inside them. Nopony knows what it is called but it can be used to kill..." Reaper paced right to left. "They have holes in their bodies and wear armor made of this, energy goop. Powerful enough to power the strongest of switch axes." "Even an Ankantor Switch Axe?" Interrupted Poison. "Yes" "Damn..." "Now back to what i was saying, they have a queen." Reaper paused almost as if we here frightened by the fact of imagining the Changeling Queen. "She goes by the name of...Chrysalis." "So we have to kill her and her 'subjects'?" Said smoke. "Affirmative." Replied Reaper. "So lets go kill this thing YEAH!" Cheered Poison. "Don't worry brother we will depart eventually but first we need to get them..." "You don't mean.." Said Smoke. "I think he does." Said a fearful Poison "With the three of Death, Comes three more. And those three will wear the skin of Death itself." Riddled Reaper. "The Fatalis Brothers." Said the Death Trio all at once. So they went to their homes and changed into their specified Fatalis armors. Smoke was the Black Fatalis, Reaper the Deviled Red Fatalis, and Poison, while he may be the youngest and weakest of the group the White God Fatalis chose him to wear his skin and so he slew him and gained his body around his. They all gathered back at the port departure entrance. "Are you two ready?" Asked Reaper. "Yes sir!" Said both Smoke and Poison simultaneously. "Then lets..." Said Reaper "Head..." Said Smoke wanting to finish Reapers sentence "Out." Finished Poison. So one of the guildie ponies stamped the "Mystery Queen" quest pamphlet, and the three set off on their adventure. They were on the ship standing in silence when Reaper finally broke the ice. "I still haven't told you all the full truth about this quest..." "What do you mean brother?" "I mean that we may not all come back alive." "Wait? WHAT!" Yelled Smoke. "Smoke the only way i knew you would come is if-" "IF? IF! OF COURSE I WOULDN'T COME I HAVE A FAMILY TO LOOK AFTER." "Smoke i can understand why your mad-" MAD? OH NO I'M SO HAPPY THAT I'M GOING ON A LIFE THREATENING QUEST THA- "ENOUGH YOU TWO!" Interrupted Poison, both of the stallions glared back at him "I'm sorry I yelled it's just that, you two are best friends and you shouldn't be fighting, you're best friends. The two stallions heads drooped down. "Yeah, i guess you're right Poison, sorry for you know freaking out at you Reaper." "Yeah sorry I didn't tell you about what we were up against." "We're here." Said Poison. The three had arrived at the old castle fort, death surrounded the area, dead trees, no grass, and even some bursts of boiling tar in some cracks in the earth. The castle from a distance was all broken apart and it seemed like little bugs were surrounding it. "Are those birds?" Asked Smoke. "Oh fuck..." Said Reaper with fear in his voice. "What is it brother?" "Changelings..." They were coming by the hundreds, no thousands, no not even that, they were coming in the millions. The Death trio drew their weapons, Poison wielded his White Fatalis Red Lighting (or W.F.R.L for short) Dual blades, Smoke wielding his Black Fatalis long sword, and Reaper wielding his infamous bone scythe fought off millions of changelings. Both Smoke and Poison were new to these enemies, they were fast, faster like anything they've ever seen. While Reaper on the other hand, with the grace of a samurai fought off 10's of millions of changelings, doing flips, cutting thousands in half and sometimes just beating some to death with one swift punch from his hoof. "Hey Reaper! How Ya holdin' up?" Yelled Smoke. "Could be better!" Said Reaper as a changeling bit his rump. "GAH!" Reaper piked in the mouth with the sharp butt end of his blade the changeling, he stuck it in so far that the changeling turned into a corndog. "HA YOU GET EM' REAPER- Oh shit..." Said Poison as he looked up only to see about 500 changelings going at him at rocket speed. One of them got lucky and jabbed his right hoof with a green energy goop blade. "AH MOTHERFUCKER!" "POISON, I GOT YA BROTHER!" Reaper ripped open with only using his bare magic the changeling, his guts spewed to the ground, revealing a glowing green sac where it seemed to produce the goop that changelings created. "So that's how you make that stuff huh?" Reaper picked up the sac and put it in his pocket. "REAPER BUD!" "WHAT IS IT SMOKE!" "That's all of em." Joked Smoke as he finished stabbing the final changeling. "So all that's left is the Queen right?" Questioned Poison. "Affirmative." Confirmed Reaper. "MUHAHAHA" "Poison stop laughing." "That wasn't me." "Reaper?" Reaper shrugged in response. "Oh fuck I think I know who it i-AH" With almost the speed of light the changeling Queen stabbed Poison Fire, the young stallion who Reaper loved as a brother for almost as long as he could remember, in the heart. "..." Poison was speechless as he could not do so. And as if in slow motion Smoke attempted to counter attack the Queen but was just batted off by her wing. "SMOKE, POISON, NOOOOOO!" Reaper drew his scythe and cut off the changeling Queen's left wing. "GAH YOU FOAL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" "GET OFF MY BROTHER!" "FINE! BUT I WARN YOU, YOU WILL LIVE BUT YOU WILL NOT LIVE WELL MUHAHAHA" Reaper cursed in ancient alicorn tongue, and ran towards a now lifeless Poison Fire. He wept for hours, crying next to his new fallen brother and soon joined by Smoke. They were both wounded but the guild managed to find all of them lying on the ground. Carried by a blimp the three were returned back to the guild where Reaper still lying next to his Brother. 3 Days later It was Poison Fire's funeral, all of his friends and only pony he considered family, Reaper mourned for him that day at the guild tavern. It was the first time it was not sunny or happy or bustling. Just mourning, especially the now back the the old days Death Duo. "I will never hunt again..." Said Reaper as he trotted away never to kill or see anypony again. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "And so I, Smoke Rodriguez lived out the rest of my days to write the Death Trio's story. I give this book to the descendants of Poison Fire in hope that one day another form of him would be re-incarnated." Poisonian closed his ancestors book and shed a tear. "So it vas ze green energy zat changelings produce zat can power mine teleporter." "You wanted to know what it was...And I found out who i truly am." "Unt vat is zat?" Replied Richthofen, Poison looked up from his gloom from his fallen ancestor that from what he read made him feel like he had a family, when his abandoned him long ago. "A hunter." "Zen let's go kill us some changelings!" Cheered Richthofen as he grabbed a makeshift, lighting in an ammo capacity bottle, wunderwaffe DG4. Author's Note Okay first of all i would like to say thank you to all of you who read this and follow me for all of your reviews and comments. Now i would like to say that THIS IS FUCKING MY GREATEST CHAPTER YET! I MEAN I WORKED ON THIS FOR AN ENTIRE DAY FOR YOU GUYS OORAH *High hooves Dempsy* Chapter 11: Preparation Chapter 11: Preparation Chapter 1:NIKOLAI YOU FAT BASTARD"AHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEE I WANT TO FEEL YOUR WET FLESH!" Screamed Richtofen as he burned the horde of zombies chasing after him "I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR A DOCTOR BUT YOU NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP WE DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT KIND OF STUFF" Yelled Dempsy as he was Richthofen from behind him as he defended his back "HEY TAK YOU GOT THAT TELEPORTER UP YET?" "NEARY THERE MY AMERICAN FRIEND"as he cut a zombie in half with his katana. "I will help comrades" Drunkly yelled Nikolai as he threw a bottle at the teleporter in the theatre entrance. Sparks flew and lighting shocked everyone as well as the zombies killing all the undead. It was a short lived break. "Nikolai?" "Yes American?" "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO YOU DUMBASS FAT RUSSIAN IDIOT!" "Helping" They continued to argue as Takeo awoke the doctor, but for readers sake lets just say when he woke up richtofen was going to need more than a pair of pants to clean this mess up. He spoke in a very after-sex voice "Never before have i came so hard and so much" The entire group stopped and looked at him even samatha spoke to them in a disgusted voice "EW GET OUT GET OUT" Suddenly it was the dreaded round INFINITY! "Quick to the tereporter!" Announced Takeo. Then all ran to the theatre stage and Dempsy Smashed the "teleport" button and instead of the usual blue lighting that shocked them they saw what looked like a strange green lighting took its place. When they arrived lets just say they wont have to be dealing with any zombies anymore...Or samatha...Or perks...Or hands Author's Note Okay my first ever story im a bit nervous to be honest i know the chapter was a bit short but 5 minunites of you guys reading this is compared to 30 min of work so if you do end up reading this thank you and tell me if i should do more
Chapter 2:Ponies? Really?"Ugh my head" grunted dempsy "Me stomach" groaned nikolai "My Pelvis" Moaned Richtofen "Oh gods my....what is this? What am I? Where are we? And more importantry, Where are the zombies? Group 935 once a physotic bad ass zombie killing group of older men are now the girliest thing known to what was once man kind....Ponies. "Are we? Horses?" Questioned Dempsy as he instinctivly stood up on all fours "No to shmall to be horses unt too colorful as vell" replied the doctor "so i must deduct that ve are" He paused for a breath of air. "Colorfulponiesinalandinhabitidbythesecreaturesasvellasdragonstalkingdogs3headeddogspheonixesponyprincessesuntcrystalponies" The 3 others gaped in shock at how much rictofen knew about this land. "uhhhh how did know that?" asked a confused nikolai "Nikolai i have been to the future more than once my friend i know about this place from a cult or something like that known as the 'Bronies or bro ponies'" "Terr us more doctor" and that he did he was glad to tell group 935 about the show and the princesses and the mane 6 only one problem... Dempsy thought he was in hell he was convinced that he was going to be here for all etirnety being tortured by the colors and the friendship and the magic The others shrugged it off and all of them procedded to head to ponyville. OVER BY SILVER LAKE IN PONYVILLE "Ah finally at last the one place where i can be me...Silver Lake the only place in the world where most ponies are hipsters and everything is in within trotting reach" Claimed Poisonian. he recently inherrited the 5 billion bits from his grandmother and decided to live on his own or with a mare if he got a girlfriend and she wanted to move in. all of his stuff was already unpacked and organized to his liking. he procedded to head to his pool and relax on the lazy chair whilst listening to some relaxing music. he was finally at peace no family to bug him no girlfriends to cheat on him and no mainstream hip hop rap #YOLOSWAG mindless assholes to bug him ever again and most imporntanly nothing unexpected ever happend for all of his days...Or so he thought Author's Note Okay so this is a longer chapter but not too terribly long remember im a new writer and am only introducing the characters for now Au revoir mes amis
Chapter 3:Love at First sight"Mabye were just sleepwalking..." The playlist ended Poisonian rose from his lawn chair and decided to go for a walk down to get some grocries he grabbed his scarf his fedora and left his house. he was walking down the street humming his favorite song: Heretic By Avengend Ponyfold. He had finally reached the town square where it wasant too terribly busy but wasant too undercrowded either he procedied to walk into the organic veggie store and bought his list of food that he needed: celery, bread, kale, mushrooms, and an arrange of spices. he basically went in and went out when he looked to his left to look at a cute little bunny nibbling on a piece of grass. poisonian levitated a carrot into the rabbits hands and the rabbit ate it like well an animal as you might suspect. he looked back ahead and steped one foot in front of him when a teal pony knocked over him and his bags. He got up with a furiously mad red steaming face with literal steam comming out of his head he was about to tell off the mare but once he saw her face he turned back to his nonrmal shade of green. it all happend in slow motion he saw this beautiful mare in a brown fedora and glasses with a rainbow triangle necklace and blue bracelets. time sped back up and poison realised what had just happend "oh my gosh im so sorry its just i have to be at an art meeting and i was in a hurry and im just so so so so so sorry" "no no its... its okay hey uh.. whats your name?" "Oh its lyra lyra heartstrings" "thats a beautiful..i mean georgous I MEAN GREAT name you got there.... ahehehe" Lyra giggled and they both procedded to pick up the grocries "okay i think thats all of them" said Poisonian "yeah... and hey im sorry again for bumping into you" "oh no no its quite all right and hey it was a pleasure meeting you" Lyra procedded to walk away but poisonian stopped her "Uh hey WAIT." He caught up to her "hey uh lyra ya know you seem kinda nice and i was wondering if you wanted to make it up to me in any way?" "uh sure what is it?" "Mabye we could get some coffee sometime tomorrow mabye say 10:30?" "Sure but if you meant acuatlly drinking coffee im into that too." she winked and trotted off with a smile of a 12 year old filly who looked like she had just seen the most amazing pair of boots.Poisonian didnt notice this and turned around with quite possibly a record breaking smile on his face as he may not only get his dream girlfriend but a kinky one at that as he was very kinky himself he returned home and watched videos on his new laptop and fell asleep in his chair grocries put away and all he was a happy stallion. Author's Note okay i admit it im kinda better at writing romance that adventure stories and i know that alot of you might not notice this but im kinda a sucker for romance if you havant already guessed
Chapter 4: Why are they staring at us?"MY VODKA WHERE IS IT I NEED MY VODKA I NEED IT ALL ALL MINE!" Nikolai screamed in the middle of the dirt road as ponies stared at him "I NEED MY VODKA IT IS MY BABY WHERE IS IT!" Most ponies ignored him as they thought it was a want for attention but a couple of snoody ponies were disgusted and one even spat on his hooves. Now remember kids in Russia spitting on someones feet/shoes is more disrespectful than being an american and doing the nazi salute to an american flag at a jewish baseball game. Yeah its that bad. Anyways back to the story: Nikolai stopped all his ranting screaming and crying and looked the snoody pony straight in the face. "Hey PAL What was that FOR?!?" "You need to learn some manners you bum you shouldnt beg for things when your poor especi-GAK" Nikolai grapped the pony by the throat and held him up in mid air choking the pony. "I will give you one chance to apologize to what you have done to me and insulting the poverty of the people of my country whom i joined the army to protect and serve them now APOLOGIZE!" "GAK-Okay o-okay" Nikolai set him down "Kiss my hooves" "o-okay" the rich pony kissed his hooves and apologized "Now that wasant so hard was it?" "N-no" Nikolai gave him a STRONG Russian bear hug and whispered in his ear "Now go buy me some vodka before i snap your neck..." "yes sir..." The rich pony ran off to the nearest liqor store Nikolai stood there proudly with his friends amazed at how strong and serious sober noklai was because well he never was sober so this was like a whole new person...er pony to them Now on the other hoof there was a crowd of ponies gathered around nikolai and gawked at how violent he was. and this was mainly because the only violent things to happen in equestria was the attack on the crystal empire and canterlot. Group 935 trotted off into the home areas and as Richtofen stated he knew alot about equestria so he took the jewels he sole or er rathat "found" off the corpses of the rich in the Untoten. Richtofen bought a house in silver lake and planned on making a teleporter back home to their own world but there was one problemo... There was no element 115 in equestria...except for one zombie that made it through the teleportation and one bite could mean the end of all pon-oh wait nope it just died out nope nope equestria is safe for another day. okay back to the story: so at this point richtofen and the gang have bought a house at silver lake and plan on finding an element that is powerful enough to power a teleporter. so in order to pass the time richtofen has told group 935 to explore equestria and see if it was as good as the bronies said it was. We will start out with dempsy: The 40 year old bad ass american was tired lonley and sad he usually only felt these things when he was alone his wife and daughter were probably already dead and takeo was his only true friend in this world but then he saw her. That purple pony working in the school house richtofen only mentioned her as a "backround character" but once dempsy saw her for some reason he was captivated in this ponies beauty. he approached her and attempted his "american cassanova" style of captivating wemon. "Oh why hello," Said cherreliee "and who might you be? "My name is tank...Tank Dempsy" "oh what an interesting name my name is cherrilee" "Hey ive been meaning to ask you cherreliee" "Yes Tank?" She said with adoring eyes she seemed to admire the strong muscular pony. Remember kids always use this pick up line "Are you an angel because 10 minunites ago i thought i was in hell and now i think im in heaven." Cherreliee couldnt stand it anymore she just straight up kissed Dempsy and said "Nopony has ever spoken to me that way or flirted with me or even hit on me in taking you home now" All tank could do it do a cartoony smile and get dragged by cherrliee. Author's Note ok i think this chapter went pretty well and im getting a decent amount of readers i think i got something going here
Everything you need to knowOkay so i know i havant been very clear on the whole character description thing and i promise i will make it up to you all in this what i like to call it INFO CHAPTER See what i did there? Yeah i just blew all your minds. Any ways in this supposed chapter i will provide you all with a FULL description of the characters we will start out with poisonian Poisonian: Cutie Mark: Organized pappers and books Talent:OCD (and if you dont know what that is it means your super organized) Likes to: Read old magazines from about 2 months ago Dislikes: #YOLOSWAG ponies who think they will make it in life just because theyre cool HATES: Anything main stream In love with: Lyra Heartstings LOVES: Anything fried or greasy (French fries, deep fried lettuce, stir fried mushrooms, etc.) Looks: Is light green with purple mane and purple eyes Wears: Usually a scarf sometimes a fedora but mainly his purple scarf with his glasses Race: Unicorn Lyra Heartstings: Cutie mark: Lyre Talent: playing the lyre i guess? (no clear anwser in the show) Likes to: Paint, draw, and artsy stuff. Dislikes:Super religous ponies (Ponies like:"I am holier than thou" or think they are going to be at eternal peace because they are celestians) In love with: Poisonian LOVES: Humans Looks: Teal with a toothpaste like colored mane and tail Wears: Biege fedora Blue braclets and necklace with a rainbow triangle on it Race:Unicorn Cherrilee: From what you know from the show in love with: Tank dempsy Likes: Smart students Dislikes: Giving bad grades Race:Earth Roseluck: (Yes she is in this story she will be introduced next chapter) Cutie mark: Rose Talent: Gardening roses Likes to: Tend to her flower garden Dislikes: Ponies EATING her flowers In love with: █████ ██████ (Yeah im not gonna spoil it so deal with it!) looks: Like lyra but with rose red mane and beige body Race: Earth Okay so in the editing process i lost my progress 3 TIMES yea so i will come out with a new chapter tonight or at noon and trust me i am going to make it 2,000! words at least i promise Okay now onto group 935 Dr Edward richtofen: Cutie mark: Dead zombie Talent: Scientificly and manically killing zombies likes to: *Ahem* Masturbate to dead zombie corpses Dislikes: Dempsy In love with: Science (and would go gay for nikolai) looks: like he does in CoD but ponified Race: Unicorn Nikolai Belenski: Cutie mark: A bottle of vodka Talent:Drinking vodka Likes to: Drink vodka Dislikes: Not drinking vodka (oh and takeo) in love with: vodka LOVES: vodka looks: Like he does in CoD but ponified Race: Pegasus Takeo Misaki: Cutie mark: Samurai helmet Talent: The art of japanese fighting Likes to: Be in perfect balance Dislikes: THE DISHONORABLE RUSSIAN in love with:███████ Besties with: Tank Dempsy looks: Like he does in CoD but ponified Race: Pegasus Tank Dempsy: Cutie mark: USA USA USA (American flag) Talent: Being an all american bad ass likes to: Kill Freakbags and get paid OORAH Dislikes: Richtofen In love with: Cherrilee Besties with: Takeo Misaki looks: Like he does in CoD but ponified Race: Earth
Chapter 5: VODKA"VODKA I WANT IT VODKA!" Yelled Nikolai whom had just become sober. "I NEED MY VODKA" He then found the one, AND I MEAN THE ONE AND ONLY bottle of vodka left in ponyville. "Yes...Yes....YES YES YEEEEEEESS YEEEEEEEESSSS" He picked up the bottle with his wing and drank it in one big gulped and then 5 seconds later he passed out drunk. "Ahh such a beautifir night" Claimed Takeo as he stopped to literally smell the roses. "AHEM!" Takeo raised his head to see who this mystery pony was. "Yes?" A biege pony with a rose red mane look at him annoyed that he smelled her roses. "YOU SMELLED MY ROSES WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!" Takeo backed away from this pony in hopes that she would just ignore him but something about this pony intrigued him. He quickly realised his mistake though and apologized. "So terribry sorry it wont happen again" "AND WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN THAT ACCENT?!?!" She seemed to be really mad. "*Sigh* I- I'm sorry its just i had a stressful day and ponies kept eating my roses and i havent slept in 3 days and im just sorry" She said as she hung her head down low. Takeo took notice at this and almost instantly with his gentlemanly skills comforted her. "I know your pain i too was once worked for a week straight pulling giant plowers moving rocks and lifting heavy bags with no sleep" "Thank you *Sniff* Your a very sweet stallion" Said the mystery mare. "Im sorry i was so caught up in the drama i forgot to introduce myself. My name is Roseluck whats yours?" "That is a beautifur name miss Roseluck. My name is Takeo Misaki" "Thats an interesting name where are you from Takeo?" Takeo quickly realised that if he said he was from a human world with guns violence and zombies she would think he was crazy and stay away from him so he anwsered with. "I come from a far away place nowhere near here it is on an irand" "oh thats interesting" She wished he could have been more specific. "Well you seem kind of stressed so shall we go for a walk?" Roseluck giggled. "Sure Takeo" So they took off leaving Rose's rose stand and decided to take a walk to the edge of a cliff to watch the moon at its brightest in equestria Roseluck knew the way. "Hey Takeo?" "Yes?" "I kinda sort of forgot to mention that we have to go through the everfree forest if we want to get to that spot we want to go" Takeo remembered what Richtofen had said about the forest so he suggested: "Why don't i just fry us over?" "Oh i dont know if you knew this already but mere pegasi cannot fly over it due to the forest having a magical gravity barrier surrounding it" She sounded dissapointed when saying this. "I see" He responded the doctor failed to mention this fact though. "well then we will just have to walk through" "I would but i have a fear of large thorns and insects and this forest is very well known for those two main factors" She hung her head down low. "Well do not worry my katana will protect your beauty from harm and we will see the moon at its fullest" Rose blushed a deep shade of red and smiled. "Thank you Takeo" So the 2 proceeded into the deep dark forest with Takeo holding his katana is his mouth (Which against all odds somehow made it through the teleportation process) With Roseluck basically hugging Takeo from his behind. With Takeo cutting and slicing all the branches and spiked vines in a perfect half. At last they finally made it out of thee everfree forest and found the highest pique. They both sat down on the edge and looked at the moon and smiled at eachother. "Ya know Takeo i have never been this close to the moon before its so beautiful." "Yes it is but you know there is a way i can get you even croser to the moon" "How is that possible?" She asked. "This is almost as high as that mountain ovver th-WOAH!" Takeo with one swift movement picked up Roseluck and flew as high as he could. "Oh my Celestia, Takeo you didn't have to do this" "Oh no i rearry did this is to make up for smelling your roses." "Oh Takeo..." She burried her muzzle deep into his chest. Takeo then lifted her chin and they looked deep into eachothers eyes (Yes i'm sure you ALL saw this coming) They looked at eachother for almost a solid minute and kissed for a straight 20 seconds. Takeo had never felt love before he had never kissed before, he had never had these feels before but now it all just felt natrual. "Rets go back" He said quietly "Okay" So they proceeded to take the path back to ponyville only one problem, Rose lived at the edge of the town and Takeo and the rest of group 935 lived closer to where they currently were at. "Oh Takeo its much too far away to my house, perhaps we should just spend the night at yours?" "Sure my rove." Rose giggled at being called this as she had never been called it before. So they arrived at the 935 Residence (Irronicly the adress was also 935) But they opened the door only to find... "NO NO I NEED MORE MORE POWER ZIS IS NOT ENOUGH AHHHHHH *Whine* *Whine*" Richtofen had all the parts for the teleporter added and formed all to his memory but there was one problem...There was no element 115 in equestria. "Doctor what is wrong?" Questioned Takeo "Oh good Takeo just what i needed here come and help me, I need a precise cut on this wire" "Oh yes i see doctor," Replied Takeo "You may find a seat Rose i will be with you in a minute" She nodded and found a couch in the middle of the clutterd mess of wires and scrap metal. "Ah Takeo who is your friend?" "She is a mare I met...We kissed" "Vell im glad to see your making er...Partners" Just then a loud American voice came in singing: "I JUST HAD SEX AND IIIT FELT SO GOOD" Dempsy had just burst in through the door with ruffled up hair a missing sleeve and a happy voice. "NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN SOOOOO HAPPY!" "DEMPSY SHUT ZE FUCK UP!" Richtofen yelled "CAN'T YOU ZEE VE ARE TRYING TO VORK? Roseluck was suprised by all the comotion and decieded to join in. "Mabye we should break out some alchol or vodka or something since it seems like a party!" "Did you just vodka my sweet?" "She did not just zay zat" "God fucking-Dammit OORAH" "DID SOMEBODY SAY VODKA?" "Tak your my best friend but you just had to bring this mare ho-" Just then Nikolai burst in half sober with a bottle of vodka he "Found" on the ground. "LETS PARTY MY COMRADES!" "ENOUGH!!!" Screamed Richtofen and a flash of light came from his horn. Everypony then passed out from either too much exitement over intoxication or just from the flash either way somehow everything magically teleported to the basement so the house was as it used to be with everypony just asleep. Author's Note Okay so i know i said it would be 2k words but its midnight and im tired and i got school in the morning so SHUT UP damn now i know how JanAnimation feels jesus this is stress filled
Chapter 6: Wheres the 115?"Ugh my head," Moaned Takeo. "Wait what the?" He awoke to find a peacefully sleeping Roseluck cuddling him with on the couch his wings wraped around her "Oh yes that is right." He looked around the room to find a drunk passed out Nikolai and a sleeping Dr. Richthofen spooning eachother. He gave a little chuckle to himself as these two seemed so "cute" together. Takeo also saw a passed out Dempsy that was literally back bending over the railing. Takeo decided to carefully brush off Rose and go help his friend, after all if you saw a horse bending backwards over railing would you think it were healthy? Takeo tried to wake him up, after all he was still breathing. "Tank my friend wake up" "*ZZZ-* WHAT WHO WHERE I HAVE MY BARE-oh its you Tak." ""Ha ha you sleep well?" "Fuck you" He replied in a friendly tone. "Hey what happend last night?" "You rearry want me to exprain all that happend?" "Sure why the fuck not OORAH" "Okay fine" Takeo sighed. "Okay so first off i came in with my new er...Partner over there." He pointed over to rose blissfully sleeping on the couch. "I see" "Then we saw that physotic Doctor working on the tereporter to get us back home-" "Wait home? As in earth?" "Yes i think so." Takeo replied. "Why do you ask?" "Tak do you really want to leave this place?" "Well to get back to my famiry yes." "But bud don't you see we're finally at peace there are no freakbags to deal with no teleporters no perks, and your family is probably already dead by now." "I see, well i guess you do have a point there American" Takeo replied. "And prus i wouldn't want to leave my new friend here" Takeo looked at Roses direction and smiled. "Anyways so with what happend, after you came in all sexed up, and Rose, that is her name yes, thought a party was going on and thought we should bring out some alcohol or" Takeo sighed. "Vodka...." "And that's when he came in half drunk looking for some more of his devils juice" "Oh gods yes that dishonorabre russian" Said Takeo "So then the doctor had, had enough and flashed his bright light which seemed to have cleaned everything up" "And that's when we all woke up" "Exactry" "So what now?" "I guess we will rest for now as it seems that the doctor must find some suitabre repracement for the power source he is searching for." "So that means we have to stay here?" "I berive so my American friend." "OORAH FUCKIN A HIGH FI-uh HIGH HOOF!" So the two bro-hoofed and agreed that they would live out the rest of their days here even if it meant leaving for a short time and coming back. ████████████ *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP *BEEP* *BEEP* *BE-* "*YAWN*" Poisonian got up from his king sized bed and stretched. He decided to take a look outside it was a sunny beautiful day at silver lake. "hmm i wonder what time it is?" He looked at his alarm clock. "9:30...OH FUCK I FORGOT!" He had forgotten his "date" with Lyra. He quickly rushed to the bathroom to fix himself up he brushed his teeth, took a shower and barley had time to get his hair styled to the "Effortless cool" look he always went for when he went out. He grabbed his scarf and glasses and dashed out the door in 10 seconds flat (Yeah i just used that cliche' big deal wanna fight about it?) "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUUUUuuuuudge" He passed by a middle aged mare with her filly daughter giving him a stare down. He barley made it in time before Lyra came in with her saddle bag with her cutie mark on it. "Hey Poisonian." She gave a light smile. "Oh hey Lyra," He smiled back. "oh and you don't need to call me that you can just call me Ian." Lyra giggled. "Okay...Ian" The waiter came by he was a young brown stallion with a windblown style grey mane he was rather chiseld for his age. He spoke in a sort of Italian accent which basically seduced Lyra. "May i take-a your orders?" Lyra giggled just as if she were in a comedy club for mares. "Oh ill just have a hehehe sorry a latte please?" "And-a for you Mi Hermano" Poison surprisingly and not jealously chulcked at this. "Umm ill take the peppermint mocha and a hay Paganini." " Va bene ho il vostro ordine i sarà di nuovo in pochi istanti" "Ok grazie" With suprisingly good ponetallian. The waiter walked off with a smile showing that he enjoyed ponies that spoke his foregin lingo "Oh my gosh Ian you know Ponetallian?" "You'd be suprised what you can learn from watching alot of foreign movies." "So how about that waiter? Wasant he pretty cute?" "Pretty cute? How about if I were gay or Bi i wouldn't mind hitting that flank." Poison was not gay he was just very feminime he usually picked it up from hanging out with all the girls who watched anime back when he was still in school. "Oh my goodness your not jealous?" "Nah i mean were not offically dating so there's no reason to be jealous" He replied "Also hanging out with fillies at a young age can affect how you act in the future hehe...Oh here's the waiter" "signore, non trova i tuoi ordini" "Grazi" "la vostra accoglienza." "Ahehehe" Lyra giggled. The couple proceeded to drink their coffee and poison ate his sandwich. They finished their drinks bellies full with caffine and hay. Lyra then got a very seductive look on her face. "Hey Ian? How about we head back to my apartment and have some more 'coffee'?" Poison caught wind of this and almost instantly got a hard on ALMOST he was lucky he was in public and it was a little chilly since he was sitting right on top of the AC. "S-sure." Lyra grabbed her saddle bag and Poison wraped his hoof around hers they then proceeded to walk to her apartment. They both watched anime until it was about 8. Then Poison decided to break the ice: "So how about i make us some 'coffee'?" "Mmm sure" They both kissed and proceeded to the master bedroom. Now lets just say there were going to be stains, sweat, and they were both leaving something there if you know what i mean. Author's Note Okay so the chapter is updated and i kind of liked this one i have a feeling this is my best chapter ye-OUCH WHAT THE FUCK POISON "THAT WAS FOR MAKING ME AND LYRA VIRGINS" HEY ITS TEEN RATED IM TRYING IT KEEP IT RETAIVLY PURE "VODKA" GET THE FUCK OUT NIKOLAI YOU TWO DON'T MEET....yet (SPOILERS)
Chapter 7: Who do you think you are?"*YAAAAAAWN*" Poisonian yawned. "Oh man that was the best sleep i've had in a whileHOLY SHIT!" He had forgotten he had sex with Lyra the night before. "Mmmm something the matter mr. tornado?" "No a haha i just forgot that we had sex last night cause you know it was kinda my*ahem* first time" He blushed and turned his head in shame. "Mhmhm its okay," She circled his chest with her hoof. "I'm a virgin too or should i say...hehe was" She giggled "Ah haha but how come it didn't ya know...Pop?" "Well sometimes it pops after sex and OH CELESTIA DAMMIT!" Lyra checked under her bed covers only to find a bloody mess near her pelvis. "Ooooh thats not very good..." "Oh fuck you think?" "Here i'll help clean up." "no...no its fine you probably have stuff to do." "Acutaly i don't." "Wait you don't have work?" "Nope ever since my grandmother died of terminal pancreatic cancer I inherrited the 5 billion bits she saved up all her life." "Oh my gosh i'm so sorry to hear that." "Nah i try not to remind my self about it." "Oh i see, well we better get to cleaning up this mess." "You stay in bed ill get the towels." "Okay" Lyra kissed him on the cheek. Poison only got up to reveal his um how do i put this gently in a way you guys will understand. His uh whip cream canister no no no...his uh fire hose? No no OH I GOT IT his penis hung from his body only making Lyra blushed at the sight of something that large fit inside of her. Poison went to the cabnit and grabbed some paper towels. He wetted them under the sink and proceeded to clean up the mess. He looked up to see Lyra with her vagina still wet from last night and a small bloodstain on it. "Hmm looks like something else needs cleaning" "Oh like what?" Poison then proceeded to carefully rub the blood off of Lyra's wet pussy "Oh my poison mmmm please dont stop." OKAY OKAY I'M GONNA STOP THERE I WANTED TO MAKE THIS STORY MORE INTERSTING BUT THIS IS NOT GOING TO END UP BEING A CLOP FIC SO FACK YOU HORSEFUCKERS So after the mess was all *ahem* cleaned up Lyra decided to head out to hang out with her mare-friends for the day so Poison was left to do what ever he wanted for the rest of the now a virgin free pony he could do anything....That he could have done before BUT without virginity. So he decided to take a walk home. But then that's when he met 'Him' "OOOOHHHHH vodka how i love you so you make me drunk and i have sunk to the bottom of my bowels" "Ugh could you be any louder?" "Yes i can OOOOOOOH VODKA IS THE BEST FOR ME ITS THE HEALTHIEST FOR M-" Poison put his hoof over the Russians mouth. "Mhmhmhfmhfmfh" The strong Russian forcefully put down Poison's hoof. "Please don't be rude....Or i will snap your neck" "Hmm you have self respect..I like that, and that accent is pretty cool too hey you wanna get some coffee?" "Whoa is everyone-I MEAN PONY EVERY PONY in this town super nice?" "I'm afraid so my friend." "Where i come from we call our friends comrades." "Oh i see...Comrade." The Russian stallion left out a hearty laugh. "Hey you know what i kind of like you." "Ha yeah your pretty cool too hey how's about we go get some coffee?" "How about we get some vodka?" "How about we get coffee Spiked with vodka?" "HAHAHA I like the way you think comrade." "So then lets head out." So the two decided to head to jaffe' bean to get some spiked vodka coffee. (seriously these guys will put anything in your coffee.) "Say uh, whats your name?" "Oh mine? Well it is Nikolai Belenski." "Cool, mine's Poisonian but you can just call me Ian" "All right Ian." Their coffee eveuntally came and before you could say 'I'm more drunk than Geroge W. Bush on a taco tuesday in Saudi Arabia' they were buzzed...Just buzzed. "Hey b-bro you got any *Hiccup* other frieawdsns frewinds? i mean friends in this town? I'mmmmmmmhahahahahaha kinda new here." "Yes i acuatlly have 3 more but you may err... Dislike one of them." Said Nikolai surprisingly sober "No no its...it's cool i'm sure they're all pretty awesome." "Alright comrade come with me" So the two got up but Poison stumbled to get up. After all this is tho only time he has drank alcohol besides whiskey. They evuentally reached the 935 residence. "OH COMRADES I'M HOOOOME" "Oh Nikolai your back how vunderbar." Said Richtofen sarcastically. "Who the fuck is that? Your gay lover? BWHAHAHA!" Dempsy laughed hearitly. "RUSSIAN HAVE NO HONOR!" Yelled Takeo. They were all just sitting around and relaxing. Takeo and Dempsy had convinced Richtofen that they should "wait" until a sutiable replacement for element 115 comes up for them. "This is our new friend Poisonian!" "Oh-fuckin'RAH... Another 'friend'." Said Dempsy laizly. "Uhh i guess this is kind of an akward time should i come back later and get to know you all?" "YES COME BACK LATER PLEASE!" Said Richtofen with great joy. "Uhh okay so i guess i'll see you all later." "Good bye friend of dishonorable Russian." Poisonian decided to head back to his house, good thing these ponies lived close to each other too. "Did you guys notice ze Glow in eyes?" "No..." "I didn't see a thing." "Dishonor." "Well when a living being has the glow in their eyes it means they heave 115 in zeir blood!" "So that means we'll be able to go home? Like back to good Russian Vodka?" "YEZ NIKOLAI AHAHAHAH BACK TO KILLING UNT ZE BLOOD UNT MY PLAN TO...erm save, yeah save the universe unt se earth." Takeo and Dempsy galnced a worried look at each other. END OF CHAPTER Author's Note Okay so one of my better chapters and you guys are lucky your gonna get a chapter early i got off of school early today HOORAY!
Chapter 8: DISHONOR (Updated)"Erm Doctor?" "Yez Takeo?" "Me and Dempsy discussed about this um 115 pony." "Unt?" "Your crazy." Dempsy butted in. "Nien I am not crazy, your crazy Dempsy so feel free to go somewhere...Or kill vourself." "Ugh come on Tak its no use." "We weren't even crose to convincing him." "Hes a Nazi, you can't convince him." "Well i think we should head out it is a beautifur day after all." "Yeah i think I'll go over to cheerilees and have some sex again ORRAH." "Havan't you had enough by now?" Takeo replied. "Surely you must be erm...Empty? By now." "Apparently they have electrolice specific drinks here." "And that means?" "Works like a max ammo." "I still don't understand." "Tak its kind of obivous. It gives you more sperm." "OH I see." "Alright i'm gonna keep shooting her until i'm outta ammo! OORAH!" "I think i will visit Roseruck as well." So the two headed out the door to go visit their mates. Dempsy arrived at the school house only to see cheerilee teaching her usual class. "Ah fuck she's teaching." Dempsy kicked the ground with his hoof and decided to wait outside until she came out. Four hours went by with Dempsy messing around with the play ground equipment, exploring the yards and being over all bored. 'BRRRING' BRRRING' "Oh Fucking finally" All the fillies and colts ran out with smiles of joy as it was going to be a three day weekend. Cheerilee came out as well with a joyful smile as well. "OOH-FUCKIN'-RAH" The stong american stallion galloped to cheerliee and literally swept her off her hooves. "Oh my Dempsy, Pleasure seeing you here." She gave a seductive stare. "And it will also be a 'Pleasure'" She put enfisis on 'pleasure'. "I' gonna ram you until i'm dry." Cheerliee giggled. "Mmm how about we have some dinner and wine then we can get things going?" "So long as my friend gets whiskey." "Oh Dempsy Tonight is going to be so romantic." Dempsy set Cheerliee down and they proceeded to walk to Cheerliee's home as they needed to dress nice as the place we fancy. The resturant was called: asiatique dîner exquis. "Hey you know this place has the best Pegasainese Dempsy." (Chinese for all of you who didn't get that) Cheerliee was putting on an oriental dress whislt Dempsy was putting on what looked like an off duty royal guard uniform that he "found" off a random guard that totally was not knocked out in his closet at the 935 residence. "I didn't know you were in the guard Dempsy, how come i've never seen you patroling ponyville before?" "I uh... Was transfered from a different area." Dempsy like Takeo knew that he couldn't give away his origins. "Oh i see." They were both dressed and ready to head out. They proceeded to head to asiatique dîner exquis. And the rest of the night as they say is history. Now onto Takeo. He decided to walk down to the rose stand where he predictied Roseluck was. But to his suprise she wasan't. "Roseruck?" He called out her name. Then a purple pony with a flufed up lighter violet mane came out of a building with a bottle of grape and strawberry concentrated wine. "Hey did you saY *URP* RoseLuCk?" The pony was very very very very very very very very very (This is going to go on for a while) very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Drunk. Takeo was annoyed by this factor. "Yes." "0h. ShE'S OveR in thE baR 'URP' WiTh the OtheRs." "I see, well then i will have to go into the 'bar' then." "OOOOOOooooOOOOooookay then fOLLow ME!" The pony threw her bottle of wine in the air and proceded to head to the building to the right of Rose's rose stand. The two headed into the bar, there was music in the backround and ponies were literally partying everywhere. "HeY ROSe.. I founD a HUNkY StalLion whO is LOOkinG for YoU." Almost instantly Rose sobered up when she turned around to see Takeo. "Oh god Takeo I didn't expect to find you here." Takeo became very agitated. "You're mad aren't you?" She dropped her head down low. "Rose.." Takeo held her head up with his hoof. "Rose... You have brought dishonor to your name with this devils juice, I cannot simply be with you anymore. I am sorry." "Takeo...No." He turned around and simply walked away twoards the exit. Then out of nowhere a pink pony ran up to Takeo with a bottle of beer. "HEY! I don't know who you are but you are not walking out of here sober!" "Out of my way dishonorable horse." "HERE take this." The pony literally shoved the bottle of beer down Takeo's throat. He had never had an ounce of alchol before. And he enjoyed it. "Better?" "Do you have anymore of this..Beer?" "We have an entire keg to spare? You want that?" "NOW!" "TAKEO PLEASE COME BACK!" Rose yelled at him, Takeo walked back to Roseluck. "Rose..." "Yes Takeo?" She was crying. "I promise you once that keg over there is empty you will not be leaving here without me being inside you." He gave her a suductive look.the ENTIRE "Oh my..., I can't wait." She smiled and kissed him, he kissed back. So Takeo fufilled his promise, he chugged THE ENTIRE keg without a tube or funnel or anything. So when he finished he fufiled his promise to Roseluck and the rest of the night as they say is history.... Author's Note Okay so i will continue the chapter later on today an i think im doing good so far i have alot of ideas for the future but this chapter is leading up to that point
Chapter 9: nicht 115?"What do you mean the building is being tore down?!?" Screamed Lyra. "I'm sorry Ms. Heartstrings but I had to sell the building to Mr. Filthy over here" The landlord for Lyra's apartment building pointed to a very rich looking pony. He had a sleek style mane and a red tie on, he apologized to Lyra. "Well Ms. Heartstrings I am terribly sorry you have to move out but that is simply not my problem." Said Filthy Rich with a very smug voice. Lyra got the maddest face she ever had and went up close to Filthy, she was about to slap him across the face when she noticed a bodyguard standing at the apartment complex entrance. "FUCK YOU FILTHY, I HOPE YOU GO BROKE SOMEDAY!" Snapped Lyra. "Just for that, I am only giving you 30 minutes to pack your artsy crap and get out of MY new mega-mall." Lyra scrunched her face and proceeded to her apartment. It was amazing how much art was in her place though, there were paintings on every wall, fashionable dresses she wore on special occasions hanging in her closet and overall modern furnishings in her "living room". Lyra had nowhere to go or put her stuff in a hotel room so she had to call up a friend. Lyra picked up her wall phone and called her best friend. "Yes? Who is it?" "Bon Bon! It's me Lyra." "Oh Lyra i haven't seen you in ages since I've been here at Manehatten. How have ya been?" "Not well...You see my Landlord sold the apartment to some snobby rich pony and he is going to wreck the place soon so I have to move out." "Oh my gosh Lyra....I'm so sorry to hear that." "Well its okay and all but...When are you coming back to Ponyville? I mean i have no where to live now." "Lyra I'm sorry but i told you this before I left, I'll be living here for 2 years because of my job..." "Oh i see" A tear rolled down Lyra's eye. "Lyra...Are you okay?" She wiped the tear away. "Yeah.. Yeah I'm fine" "Don't worry sweetie, I'm sure you'll find someplace to live. I have to go now my boyfriend is calling me. Bye" "Okay...Bye." Lyra hung up the Phone and was about to break down in tears when she realized. "Wait boyfriend?...OH MY GOSH POISONIAN! I could just live with him!" She was about to call him and ask him when there was a knock at the door. "If you're that filthy rich pony then go away. "No...It's me." Lyra recognized the voice as it belonged to her landlords. "Oh, you can come in." He trotted in with a disappointing look on his face. He had a dirty white polo shirt on and had a scruffy beard, he had a brown body with a wavy greased up mane. "Listen Ms. Heartstrings, I'm so sorry for all the trouble I've caused you it's just that the place didn't have the money to support itself with you and the crazy cat mare above you." The cat mare heard them. "I HEARD THAT YOU SELLOUT!" "AH SHUT UP!" He yelled back. "It's okay L." (That was the nickname she gave him.) "I kind of saw it coming anyway..." "Well to make it up to you I've decided to help you carry out all of your belongings. I've also hired a transport cab to wait out outside." Lyra hugged him. "Thanks L.... You were always like a father to me." Lyra began to break out in tears. "Sshh...Its okay. I know I know." So the two proceeded to carry out all of Lyra's Belongings and put them into the Pony-drawn cab. L had finally fit the last box into the cab. "Alright that should be it." Said L. "Okay thanks L." Lyra smiled and gave L. one last hug. "I guess I'll see you some other time." "Yeah....You too." L Turned to the cab and told him to go wherever Lyra wanted to go. "Where do you wanna go miss?" "1347 Silver Lake." Just before the Cabbie took off it had started to rain, HARD "Oh Gosh we better hurry along!" So the Cab puller sprinted with all his might to Lyra's destination. -_-_-_-_-_- Poisonian was right about to fall asleep (half drunk) with a bottle of Applejack Daniels held in his hoof when there was a knock on his door. "Whuzzah huh?" The knocking became more violent and vigorous. "Alright alright I'm coming sheish, wait it's 11? Who could be coming this late?" He opened the door only to see his girlfriend Lyra standing at the door with an annoyed look on her face. Behind here were about 13 suitcases and piles of paintings protected by plastic wrap. "Lyra? What are you doing this late?" "I'll explain in a minute. But i need to bring my stuff in first." "Oh sure just..Come on in, and here." Ian floated a towel and wraped it around Lyra. "Thanks Ian.." Lyra kissed him on the cheek. Ian rubbed it and levitated with amazing skill all of the bags art and furniture Lyra had brought. He set it down in his kitchen. "So Lyra could you explain to me just what is going on?" "Alright it all started when my landlord L. called me down to the first floor..." So Lyra explained what happend, to Poisonian. "Oh my gosh Lyra I'm so sorry to hear that." "Yeah..." A tear rolled down her face. Ian wiped off and kissed Lyra, he pulled away and said. "Well you can stay here as long as you like, I'm a billion-are now so i have a big house." It was true his house was a large modern house with a large television (this stuff was just being invented in Equestria at this point in time). Basically his house looked like Franklin's house in GTA V (Yeah I just broke the fourth wall WHAT NOW BITCH!) "Thanks Ian..." Lyra yawned and practically passed out laying down on Poison's chest. "Goodnight my beautiful instrument." He kissed her head and fell asleep. -_-_-_-_-_- "Vake uuup...." Said a mysterious voice. "Vake uuuuup...." There it was again. "VAKE UP I SAID!" Dr. Edward Richthofen slapped Poisonian across the face with his hoof. "Gah! The fuck was tha- Richthofen?" Poison finally woke up. "Oh goody goody your avake, now ve can get started." Poison looked around and saw he was being restrained on a flat wooden table. Ironically the room he was in wasan't spooky or scary at all. In fact it was the 935 resident's living room. "Richthofen what the hell?! Why am i restrained, why am I at your house and WHAAAAAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT NEEDLE?" Poisonian hated, no despised, no LOATHED needles. "Vell let me explain, you have element 115 inside jour blood unt i need 115 to get back to earth, unfortunatly i need to withdraw ALL of your blood AHAHAHAHAHA!" "Wait, home? This is your home and what the hell is 115?" "Vell this is not truly our home, you see Takeo, Dempsy, That sexy man of a drunk Nikolai, unt I come from a different universe on a planet called earth. Now back on Earth we fight for our lives against HORDES UNT HORDES OF FLESH EATING UNDEAD ZOMBIES... Ahem, unt zere are zese teleporters that can transport us to specific locations. Now Nikolai accidently threw a bottle at the link for the teleporter unt it broke unt ve used it unt ve traveled to Equestria." "Okay I think I follow you?" Said Poison "But what does this 115 thing have to do with me and I don't have this so called 115 in my blood." "Oooooh but you do, you see ze zombies have a glow in zeir eyes unt zat glow comes from element 115. Unt YOU Poisonian, you have a glow in your eyes, you see Element 115 is an energy source so powerful it could power entire planets! But that is only the stone form of the element, if it comes from ze flesh unt ze blood the most it could power is vone teleporter." "Okay i follow you but the glow in my eyes isn't 115, It was passed on from my ancestor Poison fire." "AHAHAHA if it comes from your ancestor.." Richthofen put his face up close to Poison's "Show me proof..." "Let me go to my house and i will get my family tree book." Grrrrr...Fine, but if you don't come back in the next 10 minutes," Richthofen pulled out his Bowie knife. "I vill have to make a direct 115 bank visdraw." Poison was released and hurried back to his house it looked to be about 2 0' clock at night. So Poison carefully opened his door only to find Lyra still lying on his couch sleeping peacefully. He tipped-hoofed (see what I did there) towards his family tree book which was sitting on a display holder on his shelf. He levitated the book and sprinted back to the 935 residence. Richthofen was licking his Bowie knife when Poison came back in. "Alright here it is." Poison flipped through the book and found the chapters where his ancestor kept his records. "There now can i please leave?" Richthofen read the book and was extremely shocked. "NIEN ZIS CANNOT BE! HOW VILL I USE MY TELEPORTER NOW! Vait vat is zat?" There was a section titled: Energy to power the world. Both Richthofen and Poisonian looked at each other and read the book. Author's Note well that was a success... the next chapter wont be out until the crossover fic with mine and this guys comes out: Hint its his monster hunter crossover: GhostlyDarkness
Chapter 10: The past"He's late...As usual." "He may be always late but he's still my brother, and you should treat him just the same as you treat me." "But Reaper, he's a nuisance! He has been nothing but trouble since you first gave him his starter kit." Reaper a tall, red hoofed, black bodied Alicorn, who was wearing the infamous Death Stench armor pushed himself up against the pony he was arguing with. "He is not a nuisance! You need to learn to respect him more....Smoke." The pony Reaper was arguing with was his best friend a grey Pegasus with an even grayer wavy mane, he wore Kushala Dorara armor. He scrunched his muzzle and said. "Fine..." "Look there he is now." It was a beautiful day as usual at the harbor-tavern open hunting guild, everyone was bustling as usual, ships coming in and out, hunter ponies coming and going through the departure entrance. And there was a bright green pony with a spiked purple mane appearing over the bridge horizon with a set of Rathian armor on but no helmet unlike his colleagues Smoke Rodriguez, and Reaper...Just Reaper, nopony really knew his full name, in fact he never had a family to remember. All he could remember is that he raised himself, as a foal he ate anything that could fit in his mouth. And then as a young alicorn colt he trained himself to fight in the deep deep jungles of the flooded forest. But as a full grown stallion he became leader of the death duo. Which consisted of just him and Smoke, things went pretty smoothly for a long while. They both reached high rank by the time he came along... "Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!" "You're always late as usual fucktard..." "Smoke...." "What I meant to say was that you're late but i can understand what ever made you late..." Said Smoke sheepishly. "Poison, you need to be on time more often. What do you think would happen if just Smoke and I went on an urgent quest by ourselves?" Poison Fire , a young energetic stallion full of passion for hunting was the adopted brother of Reaper. After being brutally abused by his step father and his mother doing nothing about it he ran away never to return to the Pokke village ever again. After almost freezing to death in the snow, Reaper found him bundled up in a ball and lifted him with his magic to the Moga village. A warm tropical settlement floating on the water where it's hunting grounds were absolutely amazing. There Reaper raised him to become a grand hunter and soon enough he joined the Death Duo and it became the Death Trio. "Sorry Reaper, it's just that there was traffic with the transport ships." "Stop with the excuses, I raised you better than that." "Fine, but remember, you also trained me too." "Yeah and you should be a better fighter as well." said Smoke "I am a good fighter!" "Not to mention weak." "Oh so you wanna go there? How about a little hoof wrestling?" "Your fuckin' on." So the two headed toward the barrel in the middle of the tavern and put their hooves on it. Reaper held their hooves together with a small rope. "Alright you two nimrods, you know the rules." "How about we make this a little interesting Smoke?" "How so?" "Whoever loses has to give up half of their full potions." "Deal." So the two went at it, Smoke actually almost lost in the first few seconds but then once he realized it would be a challenge, used all of his strength on Poison, he still lost. "OH YEAH FUCK FACE! HOW'S THAT FOR WEAK!" "Fuck you..." "Alright, pay up." Poison said with a smirk. "Fine here." Smoke hoofed over half of his full potions. "Only 3? Seriously?" "Hey these are hard to come by nowadays." "Enough you two." Interrupted Reaper. "Now you both know why the Guild and I called you here?" "Of course brother, you sent a letter about something about a new enemy that came in the tens of hundreds?" "Yeah and you also sent something about a queen?" Reaper looked at the bright sun, his Death Stench helmet blocking the sun rays he said. "Well I did not tell you both entirely everything...." "What do you mean?" Poison said with concern. "They are called..,.Changelings." Both Poison and Smoke were dumbfounded as they had no idea what these creatures were. "Of course you boneheads wouldn't know what they are." Said Reaper with disappointment. "They are pony like, except with a dark and powerful magic inside them. Nopony knows what it is called but it can be used to kill..." Reaper paced right to left. "They have holes in their bodies and wear armor made of this, energy goop. Powerful enough to power the strongest of switch axes." "Even an Ankantor Switch Axe?" Interrupted Poison. "Yes" "Damn..." "Now back to what i was saying, they have a queen." Reaper paused almost as if we here frightened by the fact of imagining the Changeling Queen. "She goes by the name of...Chrysalis." "So we have to kill her and her 'subjects'?" Said smoke. "Affirmative." Replied Reaper. "So lets go kill this thing YEAH!" Cheered Poison. "Don't worry brother we will depart eventually but first we need to get them..." "You don't mean.." Said Smoke. "I think he does." Said a fearful Poison "With the three of Death, Comes three more. And those three will wear the skin of Death itself." Riddled Reaper. "The Fatalis Brothers." Said the Death Trio all at once. So they went to their homes and changed into their specified Fatalis armors. Smoke was the Black Fatalis, Reaper the Deviled Red Fatalis, and Poison, while he may be the youngest and weakest of the group the White God Fatalis chose him to wear his skin and so he slew him and gained his body around his. They all gathered back at the port departure entrance. "Are you two ready?" Asked Reaper. "Yes sir!" Said both Smoke and Poison simultaneously. "Then lets..." Said Reaper "Head..." Said Smoke wanting to finish Reapers sentence "Out." Finished Poison. So one of the guildie ponies stamped the "Mystery Queen" quest pamphlet, and the three set off on their adventure. They were on the ship standing in silence when Reaper finally broke the ice. "I still haven't told you all the full truth about this quest..." "What do you mean brother?" "I mean that we may not all come back alive." "Wait? WHAT!" Yelled Smoke. "Smoke the only way i knew you would come is if-" "IF? IF! OF COURSE I WOULDN'T COME I HAVE A FAMILY TO LOOK AFTER." "Smoke i can understand why your mad-" MAD? OH NO I'M SO HAPPY THAT I'M GOING ON A LIFE THREATENING QUEST THA- "ENOUGH YOU TWO!" Interrupted Poison, both of the stallions glared back at him "I'm sorry I yelled it's just that, you two are best friends and you shouldn't be fighting, you're best friends. The two stallions heads drooped down. "Yeah, i guess you're right Poison, sorry for you know freaking out at you Reaper." "Yeah sorry I didn't tell you about what we were up against." "We're here." Said Poison. The three had arrived at the old castle fort, death surrounded the area, dead trees, no grass, and even some bursts of boiling tar in some cracks in the earth. The castle from a distance was all broken apart and it seemed like little bugs were surrounding it. "Are those birds?" Asked Smoke. "Oh fuck..." Said Reaper with fear in his voice. "What is it brother?" "Changelings..." They were coming by the hundreds, no thousands, no not even that, they were coming in the millions. The Death trio drew their weapons, Poison wielded his White Fatalis Red Lighting (or W.F.R.L for short) Dual blades, Smoke wielding his Black Fatalis long sword, and Reaper wielding his infamous bone scythe fought off millions of changelings. Both Smoke and Poison were new to these enemies, they were fast, faster like anything they've ever seen. While Reaper on the other hand, with the grace of a samurai fought off 10's of millions of changelings, doing flips, cutting thousands in half and sometimes just beating some to death with one swift punch from his hoof. "Hey Reaper! How Ya holdin' up?" Yelled Smoke. "Could be better!" Said Reaper as a changeling bit his rump. "GAH!" Reaper piked in the mouth with the sharp butt end of his blade the changeling, he stuck it in so far that the changeling turned into a corndog. "HA YOU GET EM' REAPER- Oh shit..." Said Poison as he looked up only to see about 500 changelings going at him at rocket speed. One of them got lucky and jabbed his right hoof with a green energy goop blade. "AH MOTHERFUCKER!" "POISON, I GOT YA BROTHER!" Reaper ripped open with only using his bare magic the changeling, his guts spewed to the ground, revealing a glowing green sac where it seemed to produce the goop that changelings created. "So that's how you make that stuff huh?" Reaper picked up the sac and put it in his pocket. "REAPER BUD!" "WHAT IS IT SMOKE!" "That's all of em." Joked Smoke as he finished stabbing the final changeling. "So all that's left is the Queen right?" Questioned Poison. "Affirmative." Confirmed Reaper. "MUHAHAHA" "Poison stop laughing." "That wasn't me." "Reaper?" Reaper shrugged in response. "Oh fuck I think I know who it i-AH" With almost the speed of light the changeling Queen stabbed Poison Fire, the young stallion who Reaper loved as a brother for almost as long as he could remember, in the heart. "..." Poison was speechless as he could not do so. And as if in slow motion Smoke attempted to counter attack the Queen but was just batted off by her wing. "SMOKE, POISON, NOOOOOO!" Reaper drew his scythe and cut off the changeling Queen's left wing. "GAH YOU FOAL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" "GET OFF MY BROTHER!" "FINE! BUT I WARN YOU, YOU WILL LIVE BUT YOU WILL NOT LIVE WELL MUHAHAHA" Reaper cursed in ancient alicorn tongue, and ran towards a now lifeless Poison Fire. He wept for hours, crying next to his new fallen brother and soon joined by Smoke. They were both wounded but the guild managed to find all of them lying on the ground. Carried by a blimp the three were returned back to the guild where Reaper still lying next to his Brother. 3 Days later It was Poison Fire's funeral, all of his friends and only pony he considered family, Reaper mourned for him that day at the guild tavern. It was the first time it was not sunny or happy or bustling. Just mourning, especially the now back the the old days Death Duo. "I will never hunt again..." Said Reaper as he trotted away never to kill or see anypony again. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "And so I, Smoke Rodriguez lived out the rest of my days to write the Death Trio's story. I give this book to the descendants of Poison Fire in hope that one day another form of him would be re-incarnated." Poisonian closed his ancestors book and shed a tear. "So it vas ze green energy zat changelings produce zat can power mine teleporter." "You wanted to know what it was...And I found out who i truly am." "Unt vat is zat?" Replied Richthofen, Poison looked up from his gloom from his fallen ancestor that from what he read made him feel like he had a family, when his abandoned him long ago. "A hunter." "Zen let's go kill us some changelings!" Cheered Richthofen as he grabbed a makeshift, lighting in an ammo capacity bottle, wunderwaffe DG4. Author's Note Okay first of all i would like to say thank you to all of you who read this and follow me for all of your reviews and comments. Now i would like to say that THIS IS FUCKING MY GREATEST CHAPTER YET! I MEAN I WORKED ON THIS FOR AN ENTIRE DAY FOR YOU GUYS OORAH *High hooves Dempsy*
Chapter 1:NIKOLAI YOU FAT BASTARD"AHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEE I WANT TO FEEL YOUR WET FLESH!" Screamed Richtofen as he burned the horde of zombies chasing after him "I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR A DOCTOR BUT YOU NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP WE DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT KIND OF STUFF" Yelled Dempsy as he was Richthofen from behind him as he defended his back "HEY TAK YOU GOT THAT TELEPORTER UP YET?" "NEARY THERE MY AMERICAN FRIEND"as he cut a zombie in half with his katana. "I will help comrades" Drunkly yelled Nikolai as he threw a bottle at the teleporter in the theatre entrance. Sparks flew and lighting shocked everyone as well as the zombies killing all the undead. It was a short lived break. "Nikolai?" "Yes American?" "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO YOU DUMBASS FAT RUSSIAN IDIOT!" "Helping" They continued to argue as Takeo awoke the doctor, but for readers sake lets just say when he woke up richtofen was going to need more than a pair of pants to clean this mess up. He spoke in a very after-sex voice "Never before have i came so hard and so much" The entire group stopped and looked at him even samatha spoke to them in a disgusted voice "EW GET OUT GET OUT" Suddenly it was the dreaded round INFINITY! "Quick to the tereporter!" Announced Takeo. Then all ran to the theatre stage and Dempsy Smashed the "teleport" button and instead of the usual blue lighting that shocked them they saw what looked like a strange green lighting took its place. When they arrived lets just say they wont have to be dealing with any zombies anymore...Or samatha...Or perks...Or hands Author's Note Okay my first ever story im a bit nervous to be honest i know the chapter was a bit short but 5 minunites of you guys reading this is compared to 30 min of work so if you do end up reading this thank you and tell me if i should do more
