Chapters Universum der Ponys (Universe of the Ponies)
Chapter 2:Ponies? Really?
"Ugh my head" grunted dempsy
OVER BY SILVER LAKE IN PONYVILLE
"Ah finally at last the one place where i can be me...Silver Lake the only place in the world where most ponies are hipsters and everything is in within trotting reach" Claimed Poisonian. he recently inherrited the 5 billion bits from his grandmother and decided to live on his own or with a mare if he got a girlfriend and she wanted to move in. all of his stuff was already unpacked and organized to his liking. he procedded to head to his pool and relax on the lazy chair whilst listening to some relaxing music. he was finally at peace no family to bug him no girlfriends to cheat on him and no mainstream hip hop rap #YOLOSWAG mindless assholes to bug him ever again and most imporntanly nothing unexpected ever happend for all of his days...Or so he thought
Author's Note
Okay so this is a longer chapter but not too terribly long remember im a new writer and am only introducing the characters for now Au revoir mes amis
Universum der Ponys (Universe of the Ponies)
Chapter 3:Love at First sight
"Mabye were just sleepwalking..." The playlist ended Poisonian rose from his lawn chair and decided to go for a walk down to get some grocries he grabbed his scarf his fedora and left his house. he was walking down the street humming his favorite song: Heretic By Avengend Ponyfold. He had finally reached the town square where it wasant too terribly busy but wasant too undercrowded either he procedied to walk into the organic veggie store and bought his list of food that he needed: celery, bread, kale, mushrooms, and an arrange of spices. he basically went in and went out when he looked to his left to look at a cute little bunny nibbling on a piece of grass. poisonian levitated a carrot into the rabbits hands and the rabbit ate it like well an animal as you might suspect. he looked back ahead and steped one foot in front of him when a teal pony knocked over him and his bags. He got up with a furiously mad red steaming face with literal steam comming out of his head he was about to tell off the mare but once he saw her face he turned back to his nonrmal shade of green. it all happend in slow motion he saw this beautiful mare in a brown fedora and glasses with a rainbow triangle necklace and blue bracelets. time sped back up and poison realised what had just happend "oh my gosh im so sorry its just i have to be at an art meeting and i was in a hurry and im just so so so so so sorry"
Author's Note
okay i admit it im kinda better at writing romance that adventure stories and i know that alot of you might not notice this but im kinda a sucker for romance if you havant already guessed
Universum der Ponys (Universe of the Ponies)
Chapter 4: Why are they staring at us?
"MY VODKA WHERE IS IT I NEED MY VODKA I NEED IT ALL ALL MINE!" Nikolai screamed in the middle of the dirt road as ponies stared at him "I NEED MY VODKA IT IS MY BABY WHERE IS IT!" Most ponies ignored him as they thought it was a want for attention but a couple of snoody ponies were disgusted and one even spat on his hooves. Now remember kids in Russia spitting on someones feet/shoes is more disrespectful than being an american and doing the nazi salute to an american flag at a jewish baseball game. Yeah its that bad. Anyways back to the story: Nikolai stopped all his ranting screaming and crying and looked the snoody pony straight in the face. "Hey PAL What was that FOR?!?"
We will start out with dempsy:
The 40 year old bad ass american was tired lonley and sad he usually only felt these things when he was alone his wife and daughter were probably already dead and takeo was his only true friend in this world but then he saw her. That purple pony working in the school house richtofen only mentioned her as a "backround character" but once dempsy saw her for some reason he was captivated in this ponies beauty. he approached her and attempted his "american cassanova" style of captivating wemon.
Author's Note
ok i think this chapter went pretty well and im getting a decent amount of readers i think i got something going here
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Everything you need to know
Okay so i know i havant been very clear on the whole character description thing and i promise i will make it up to you all in this what i like to call it
INFO CHAPTER
See what i did there? Yeah i just blew all your minds. Any ways in this supposed chapter i will provide you all with a FULL description of the characters we will start out with poisonian
Poisonian:
Lyra Heartstings:
Cherrilee: From what you know from the show
Roseluck: (Yes she is in this story she will be introduced next chapter)
Okay so in the editing process i lost my progress 3 TIMES yea so i will come out with a new chapter tonight or at noon and trust me i am going to make it 2,000! words at least i promise
Dr Edward richtofen:
Nikolai Belenski:
Takeo Misaki:
Tank Dempsy:
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"VODKA I WANT IT VODKA!" Yelled Nikolai whom had just become sober. "I NEED MY VODKA" He then found the one, AND I MEAN THE ONE AND ONLY bottle of vodka left in ponyville. "Yes...Yes....YES YES YEEEEEEESS YEEEEEEEESSSS" He picked up the bottle with his wing and drank it in one big gulped and then 5 seconds later he passed out drunk.
"Ahh such a beautifir night" Claimed Takeo as he stopped to literally smell the roses.
"NO NO I NEED MORE MORE POWER ZIS IS NOT ENOUGH AHHHHHH *Whine* *Whine*" Richtofen had all the parts for the teleporter added and formed all to his memory but there was one problem...There was no element 115 in equestria. "Doctor what is wrong?" Questioned Takeo
Author's Note
Okay so i know i said it would be 2k words but its midnight and im tired and i got school in the morning so SHUT UP damn now i know how JanAnimation feels jesus this is stress filled
Universum der Ponys (Universe of the Ponies)
Chapter 6: Wheres the 115?
"Ugh my head," Moaned Takeo. "Wait what the?" He awoke to find a peacefully sleeping Roseluck cuddling him with on the couch his wings wraped around her "Oh yes that is right." He looked around the room to find a drunk passed out Nikolai and a sleeping Dr. Richthofen spooning eachother. He gave a little chuckle to himself as these two seemed so "cute" together. Takeo also saw a passed out Dempsy that was literally back bending over the railing. Takeo decided to carefully brush off Rose and go help his friend, after all if you saw a horse bending backwards over railing would you think it were healthy? Takeo tried to wake him up, after all he was still breathing. "Tank my friend wake up"he came in half drunk looking for some more of his devils juice"
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*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP *BEEP* *BEEP* *BE-* "*YAWN*" Poisonian got up from his king sized bed and stretched. He decided to take a look outside it was a sunny beautiful day at silver lake. "hmm i wonder what time it is?" He looked at his alarm clock. "9:30...OH FUCK I FORGOT!" He had forgotten his "date" with Lyra. He quickly rushed to the bathroom to fix himself up he brushed his teeth, took a shower and barley had time to get his hair styled to the "Effortless cool" look he always went for when he went out. He grabbed his scarf and glasses and dashed out the door in 10 seconds flat (Yeah i just used that cliche' big deal wanna fight about it?) "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUUUUuuuuudge" He passed by a middle aged mare with her filly daughter giving him a stare down. He barley made it in time before Lyra came in with her saddle bag with her cutie mark on it.
Author's Note
Okay so the chapter is updated and i kind of liked this one i have a feeling this is my best chapter ye-OUCH WHAT THE FUCK POISON
Universum der Ponys (Universe of the Ponies)
Chapter 7: Who do you think you are?
"*YAAAAAAWN*" Poisonian yawned. "Oh man that was the best sleep i've had in a whileHOLY SHIT!" He had forgotten he had sex with Lyra the night before.
OKAY OKAY I'M GONNA STOP THERE I WANTED TO MAKE THIS STORY MORE INTERSTING BUT THIS IS NOT GOING TO END UP BEING A CLOP FIC SO FACK YOU HORSEFUCKERS
So after the mess was all *ahem* cleaned up Lyra decided to head out to hang out with her mare-friends for the day so Poison was left to do what ever he wanted for the rest of the now a virgin free pony he could do anything....That he could have done before BUT without virginity. So he decided to take a walk home. But then that's when he met 'Him' "OOOOHHHHH vodka how i love you so you make me drunk and i have sunk to the bottom of my bowels "OOOOOOOH VODKA IS THE BEST FOR ME ITS THE HEALTHIEST FOR M- " Poison put his hoof over the Russians mouth.
END OF CHAPTER
Author's Note
Okay so one of my better chapters and you guys are lucky your gonna get a chapter early i got off of school early today HOORAY!
Universum der Ponys (Universe of the Ponies)
Chapter 8: DISHONOR (Updated)
"Erm Doctor?"
Now onto Takeo. He decided to walk down to the rose stand where he predictied Roseluck was. But to his suprise she wasan't. "Roseruck?" He called out her name. Then a purple pony with a flufed up lighter violet mane came out of a building with a bottle of grape and strawberry concentrated wine.
Author's Note
Okay so i will continue the chapter later on today an i think im doing good so far i have alot of ideas for the future but this chapter is leading up to that point
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"What do you mean the building is being tore down?!?" Screamed Lyra.Yes? Who is it? "Oh Lyra i haven't seen you in ages since I've been here at Manehatten. How have ya been? "Oh my gosh Lyra....I'm so sorry to hear that. "Lyra I'm sorry but i told you this before I left, I'll be living here for 2 years because of my job... "Lyra...Are you okay? " She wiped the tear away.Don't worry sweetie, I'm sure you'll find someplace to live. I have to go now my boyfriend is calling me. Bye "
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Poisonian was right about to fall asleep (half drunk) with a bottle of Applejack Daniels held in his hoof when there was a knock on his door. "Whuzzah huh?" The knocking became more violent and vigorous. "Alright alright I'm coming sheish, wait it's 11? Who could be coming this late?" He opened the door only to see his girlfriend Lyra standing at the door with an annoyed look on her face. Behind here were about 13 suitcases and piles of paintings protected by plastic wrap. "Lyra? What are you doing this late?"
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"Vake uuup...." Said a mysterious voice. "Vake uuuuup...." There it was again. "VAKE UP I SAID!" Dr. Edward Richthofen slapped Poisonian across the face with his hoof.
Author's Note
well that was a success... the next chapter wont be out until the crossover fic with mine and this guys comes out: Hint its his monster hunter crossover: GhostlyDarkness
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"He's late...As usual."With the three of Death, Comes three more. And those three will wear the skin of Death itself. " Riddled Reaper.The Fatalis Brothers. " Said the Death Trio all at once. So they went to their homes and changed into their specified Fatalis armors. Smoke was the Black Fatalis, Reaper the Deviled Red Fatalis, and Poison, while he may be the youngest and weakest of the group the White God Fatalis chose him to wear his skin and so he slew him and gained his body around his. They all gathered back at the port departure entrance. "Are you two ready?" Asked Reaper.Mystery Queen " quest pamphlet, and the three set off on their adventure. They were on the ship standing in silence when Reaper finally broke the ice. "I still haven't told you all the full truth about this quest..."GAH YOU FOAL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" FINE! BUT I WARN YOU, YOU WILL LIVE BUT YOU WILL NOT LIVE WELL MUHAHAHA " Reaper cursed in ancient alicorn tongue, and ran towards a now lifeless Poison Fire. He wept for hours, crying next to his new fallen brother and soon joined by Smoke. They were both wounded but the guild managed to find all of them lying on the ground. Carried by a blimp the three were returned back to the guild where Reaper still lying next to his Brother.
3 Days later
It was Poison Fire's funeral, all of his friends and only pony he considered family, Reaper mourned for him that day at the guild tavern. It was the first time it was not sunny or happy or bustling. Just mourning, especially the now back the the old days Death Duo. "I will never hunt again..." Said Reaper as he trotted away never to kill or see anypony again.
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"And so I, Smoke Rodriguez lived out the rest of my days to write the Death Trio's story. I give this book to the descendants of Poison Fire in hope that one day another form of him would be re-incarnated." Poisonian closed his ancestors book and shed a tear.
Author's Note
Okay first of all i would like to say thank you to all of you who read this and follow me for all of your reviews and comments. Now i would like to say that THIS IS FUCKING MY GREATEST CHAPTER YET! I MEAN I WORKED ON THIS FOR AN ENTIRE DAY FOR YOU GUYS OORAH *High hooves Dempsy*
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Chapter 11: Preparation
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Chapter 1:NIKOLAI YOU FAT BASTARD
"AHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEE I WANT TO FEEL YOUR WET FLESH!" Screamed Richtofen as he burned the horde of zombies chasing after him
Author's Note
Okay my first ever story im a bit nervous to be honest i know the chapter was a bit short but 5 minunites of you guys reading this is compared to 30 min of work so if you do end up reading this thank you and tell me if i should do more
