May The Quartz Be With You in this tale of ponies (duh), space, and property damage! A Princess must have a kingdom, and Her Royal Highness Princess Twilight Sparkle XXII - she read all about the twenty-one who came before her - is no exception. She is therefore granted ladyship over the town of Ponyville, much to the dismay of Mayor Mare. Despite constant Mane Six adventures that inevitably destroy half the town, the ex-Mayor has successfully and discreetly kept a lid on rising property insurance rates in the area... until now.

Now that Twilight's a Princess with twice as much destructive power as before (remember what those crazy Royal Sisters did to their castle?), and now that Mayor Mare is out of the picture, a massing army of insurance salesponies is ready to squash Ponyville once and for all! Can Twilight and her friends solve Ponyville's impending fiscal crisis by taking to the stars? Are her friends ready to become the first ponies in space for millenia? Can Mayor Mare somehow still save her constituents? Can Coco Pommel stop being Coco for Cocoa Puffs?