Dasheresque 0: The Awesomeness Begins

by JusSonic

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Rainbow Dash, Doctor Whooves, Other, Romance, Comedy, Rarity, Fluttershy, Adventure, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 9838

Prequel to the Dasherquese series based on the film series from the Homestar Runner franchise. See how it all began as Dasheresque and her allies fight off the forces of bad in this film series.

See how it all begins (sort of). See how Momeresque (Cheerilee) lost her mind, how Dasheresque's (Rainbow Dash) rivalry with Lucille (Rarity) begins and how our heroine got into more trouble and more.

Published 2014-01-11 15:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-14 10:10:04 UTC

Prologue: Betrayal

It was a normal day in Equestria as Rainbow trots into the room of her home where her computer is at. She got an important event happening and wants to share it with her fans.

After sitting down, Rainbow begins typing onto her computer, "All right, fans and fan-ettes, I got a big announcement to make. As you know, I am the director and star of my Dasheresque film series, which did 3 so far. Now normally in some other movie's cases, sequels or prequels are lame and would never work. Well, after seeing the first part of The Hobbit, it's time to prove you all wrong."

Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "This movie that you're about to see, I work on for a few weeks or so with my friends and other ponies. It was mentioned by Time Turner in 'Dasheresque 3: The Criminal Pony-jective' and will be revealed...now! So prepare yourselves for a story like none other called 'Dasheresque 0: The Awesomeness Begins'!"

We go to static as the movie begins for you viewers.

Dasheresque 0: The Awesomeness Begins

Starring...

Rainbow Dash

Time Turner

Fluttershy

Rarity

Spike the Dragon

Babs Seed

Shining Armor

Princess Cadance

And Princess Luna

With special guest appearance by Cheerilee

Produced, directed and written by Rainbow Dash

Special Effects by Spike the Dragon

Every pony in this movie are fictionious and any resemblance to any real ponies is just plain horse crap.

Prologue: Betrayal

The story begins a few years ago in a dark and lonely land (which is actually Sweet Apple Acres at night). An important event is about to happen one that can change a life forever (or give a good reason for this film to exist).

Whatever the case, a mare is here, waiting for her partner and friend to show up. She is a winged pony with a moderate cerise coat, grayish harlequin eyes, a pale, light grayish rose and light ceriseish gray mane and long mane and tail. She has three smiling flowers for a cutie mark and wear shades. Her name is Momeresque (actually Cheerilee with fake wings taped on).

"Where is she?" Momeresque mumbles to herself. "I have to leave my daughter for this kidnapping caper...where's..."

"I'm right here, darling." A voice spoke up as another figure arrives onto the scene. a purple mane light azure grey unicorn with light blue eyes and three diamonds on her flank. She is also wearing sunglasses. Her name is Lucille, Momeresque's partner (Rarity in her Lucille role without the dress). "Forgive me for the delay. I have to freshen up."

"Well, that's fine. Now..." Momeresque pauses to think...then Cheerilee stages whisper, "Line?"

"Now it's time to deal with the kidnapping caper!" Rainbow whispers from offscreen in annoyance.

"Right, right, thank you." Cheerilee whispers before going back into character. "Now it's time to deal with the kidnapping caper."

"Yes, but this isn't the catacombs place." Lucille said puzzled.

"I found a tunnel leading to it...the one that held a diamond that makes one young forever as long as he or she holds it. Come on, if we hurry, we can find it before finding that kidnapping filly."

The two heads on...then Spike is heard sneezing behind camera. Cheerilee and Rarity glances back to say, "Bless you!"

"Thanks. Man, its cold out here!" Spike is heard complaining from behind camera.

Inside some sort of dark cave (which is the Apples' barn made up to look like a cave), the place looks treacherous and deserted...except for Pinkie Pie who is setting the final place up, then yelps upon seeing that they're rolling, causing the pony to gallop off camera.

Momeresque and Lucille comes in, the unicorn pauses as she ask, "So once this kidnapping case is done, what then?"

"Oh, I thought I would return to my filly, Dasheresque. She always wanted to something: a corrupt cop, agent, something or another." Momeresque explains to her friend. "This case will help change the world and..."

"Yes, yes, I understand. So where is this diamond?"

"Oh right over there." Momeresque points to some sort of gem in front of them. "We better be careful. This could be a trap..."

Momeresque reach over to the diamond and grabs it...suddenly, a huge boulder (a pile of hay) is send flying at her and Lucille...a split cut then shows Derpy wearing a bag that looks like Cheerilee over her head and a garbage can with a paper that has the word 'Lucille' taped on it being hit by the hay pile, both are send crashing into a wall.

"Ouch! That could hurt!" Derpy is heard saying in pain.

At the 'cave wall', Momeresque and Lucille recovers, the former held the diamond while saying, "Well, that was nasty but we got the diamond so it's time to..." Suddenly a noise is heard as stuff (ponies throwing down items) are falling, "What's happening?!"

"The cave is collapsing, we must escape!" Lucille exclaims. The two mares rush over to a cave entrance (which is the barn doors closing). The former got out first, leaving Momeresque the only one inside as she reach out through the crack, wanting her partner to help her escape.

"Lucille, help me get out, please!"

"First, give me the diamond!"

"Lucille, I can't get out of here, get me out of here!" Momeresque pleads to her partner in worry.

"The diamond, we can't risk losing it!" Lucille insists to her friend with a secret hidden smirk. Momeresque sighs then hands her the diamond which the unicorn takes with her magic.

"Now hurry, get me out."

"...sorry, darling, change of plans."

"Wait, you're leaving me here?!" Momeresque gasps in horror as Lucille laughs sinisterly while trotting off quickly. "Lucille!"

"Sorry, darling, but this diamond will launch my empire." Lucille said sinisterly to her partner. "Besides, you are only here to find a kidnapped filly, right? You will find her and get out. Ciao!"

Momeresque was pushed back as the cave door was closed, she can't believe it. The filly can watch as her partner has abandoned her, taking the diamond on her own.

Momeresque's eye twitch a bit as she trots off, mumbling, "No problem...I came for the filly, right? I can find her, get out of here and find Lucille...simple, right?"

Sadly, Momeresque will search that cave for days, losing her wings...and her mind in trying to save that filly. When she finally escaped, the poor mare will never be the same again...and will never be reunited with her daughter...

At least, not for a long time.

"Okay, next scene...I mean, turn the camera off now!" Rainbow's voice calls out as Spike works on turning the camera right off.

Author's Note

Wow, what a start, eh? In the next chapter, which cut to years later, a grown up Dasheresque (Rainbow Dash), after abandoning his 'special friend' Beautiful Fillymore (Fluttershy), works with Tardis (Time Turner) to deal with the visiting rulers (Shining Armor and Princess Cadance) who are targeted for kidnapping. Who is behind it? As if you didn't know. Read, review and suggest!

Chapter 2: Kidnapping!

Chapter 2: Kidnapping!

It is close to that time of 6:04 as it is now 5:50. In Central Street, the folks are gathering to see Prince Armour and his bride Credenza arriving. Dasheresque and Tardis are on the scene, looking for trouble (or trouble looking for them or...SHUT UP!!!).

"Looks like it's almost time; Lucille has yet to make her move." Tardis said in concern as he looks around.

"Yes...we got to make sure that the rulers don't get kidnapped." Dasheresque said with a frown. Pinkie came in, on camera while drinking a soda...then yelps and trots right off as she realizes that the thing is rolling.

"You sure that the Snitch is right?"

"Yes, the Snitch may be tough but she got the brains...unlike some ponies that I know of."

"Come on, Professor Egghead has a reason for kicking ya out of the space program." Tardis remarks to his partner with a shrug. Just then a crumpled up paper ball hits him in the head. "What the hay?"

Rainbow grabs the crumpled up ball and un-crumples it, reading the content. The mare gasps, "Horsecrap! Someone has kidnapped Pretty Fillymore! Oooh, the fur is going to fly!"

"Oh really? You mean that kidnapping that's happening over there?"

The two heroes see Pretty being taken away in a cart (well, okay, Fluttershy is just standing there) as a thug (Big Macintosh) takes her away. The filly cries out meekly, "Help."

"Ugh! Fluttershy, you're going to scream for help like that?" Rainbow is heard looking annoyed. "Louder."

"Help."

"Louder."

"Help," Fluttershy said, trying to be a bit more louder.

"LOUDER!!!" Rainbow screams out to Fluttershy, making the mare nod as she breaths in and out.

"Help," Fluttershy said still meekly. Rainbow is heard groaning in annoyance. "Sorry, too loud?"

"Let's take it from there." Rainbow said before going back into character. "Pretty Fillymore is being taken away than laundry on soap day; Looks like we're going to have to fly!"

The two chases after Pretty as the thug takes her away in the cart really fast (okay, until we fade out. What are you going to do?).

Dasheresque and Tardis follow the cart to an abandoned factory (which of course looks like the castle where Nightmare Moon was beaten not so long ago). The stallion shivers while saying, "This place gives me the creeps."

"Yes...too creeps. I got a feeling that our enemy will join in at any given moment." Dasheresque said with a frown as the two came into the place, "Like a shooting in a state that cannot be mentioned out of fear of angry letters from mourners."

"Wait, are you sure we should referenced it? We shouldn't make fun of something sad that just happened."

"Relax, just a tribute. I am not making fun. Kids, let's pay silence to those who pay for their lives on the date last weekend." The two heroes pause to do a silence...then Dasheresque ask the camera, "Did we pay respect? Good. Let's continue on saving Pretty."

Evil laughter is heard as the heroes spot Pretty tied up as Dragon Whiplash smirks while saying, "So we meet at last, Dasheresque! I got your special friend kidnapped and there's nothing you can do about it."

"Who are you supposed to be, little dragon; Snively Whiplash?"

"Close, I am Dragon Whiplash! Lucille sent me to keep you out of the way! Random thugs," Dragon orders as the thug along with two minion ones (Snips and Snails wearing masks over their faces), "Deal with these duo of trespassers!"

"Eeyup," The thug exclaims as he and the minions prepare to attack.

"Holy cupcakes," Dasheresque said with a frown of concern as he takes out an original nunchucks. "That guy looks tall...but not as tall as the other big guy whom I will face in the next few sequels."

"Go get them, Dasheresque!" Tardis exclaims. The heroine nodded as she flies in to attack...

We see Rainbow hitting Derpy with a Big Macintosh paper bag over her head as well as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, tied up with a paper bag that looks likes Snips and Snails each, with the nunchuck.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch," Derpy said as Rainbow hits her each time.

"Quit it, ouch! Stupid blank flanks making us do this!" Diamond Tiara groans as Rainbow hits her some more.

"Well, you asked for it when we made fun of them previously!" Silver Spoon groans as Rainbow hits her as well.

We go to a quick cut as the thugs are unconscious and on the ground (well, pretending to be out cold). Dasheresque smiles as she said, "Looks like my nunchuck gun still at it."

"Yeah, but what about Dragon," Tardis ask as Dragon rush off.

"Fools; You saved the filly but lost the war," Dragon laughs madly as he disappears. Dasheresque flew in and unties Pretty.

"Oh dear, I think my kidnapping was a distraction by Lucille to keep you from saving the prince and princess." Pretty said to Dasheresque, making the heroine gasp in anger.

"LUCILLE!!!" Rainbow screams in fury as she held on hoof up into the air. "Let's head back!"

The trio rush onto the scene which looks like a tornado rush through it. Tardis exclaims in shock, "Oh no! We're too late!"

"Dasheresque," Sergeant Roughfire (played by Spitfire in her Wonderbolt Academy uniform) exclaim furiously as she lands near Dasheresque. "Once again, you are a menace and a roughhouse!"

"What happened? Where are Prince Armour and his bride Credenza?" Dasheresque ask the sergeant in concern.

"Ha! While you were busy menacing around, someone threw in smoke bombs and distracted us, beating up my men and grabbing the prince and princess."

"Must've happened in a scene that is too graphic and gore for us to show the viewers."

"Now thanks to your absence, we're going to have a war on our hooves! Nice job, stupid!" Roughfire snaps to Dasheresque in anger.

"Wait, don't blame Dasheresque." Pretty pleads to Roughfire in worry. "She was saving me from Dragon Whiplash and..."

"No, this is my fire, I will put it out. I shall go get the rulers back and take down Lucille once and for all. Time we go back to the Dasheresque Cave!" Dasheresque booms madly then frowns in an unamused look. "Err, I mean my office...yeah, my office..."

We hear the Dasheresque music as Dasheresque paces back and forth speaking, "We got to find out where Lucille has taken the rulers...but where did they do?"

"We don't know. Lucille has a hideout so elusive, even I don't know where it is." Tardis said in concern.

"And what are you doing here, Pretty?"

Pretty, who is in the same outfit, looks meekly while saying, "Well...I feel responsible since you saving me has caused the real kidnapping...so I figure I may...help."

"You can help by helping me find the rulers, thank you very much!" Dasheresque exclaims sternly. "It's time we do some...tracking. But Roughfire has the elevator watched, not trusting me. Looks like we're going to have to fly!

Dasheresque grabs Tardis and Pretty and flew off...

...Then we saw the jump being performed by their stunt doubles off a ladder, AKA Derpy wearing a paper bag over her head with Rainbow's face drawn in, Twilight's doll Miss Smartypants and a tree with a hourglass drawn on a note taped to it. The latter two face the wrong way as they and a yelping Derpy lands right onto the ground below, landing flat on their faces.

"Ouch." Derpy said with a groan. That hurt.

In the back alley, Dasheresque, Tardis and Pretty came onto the scene, seeing the Snitch chewing bubble gum.

"Hey, Snitch. We got some major...trouble." Dasheresque said to the Snitch sternly. "More trouble than ponies being made into cupcakes...and trust me, you don't want to know why I came up with that comparison."

"I won't. So this is about Armour and Cadenza who got nabbed by Lucille's goons, eh?" The Snitch ask with an arch of the eyebrow.

"Yes, can you tell us where Lucille could be hiding out...please?" Pretty ask the Snitch hopefully.

"What's it to ya?" The Snitch asks with a scoff. Dasheresque gave her a bag of bits which she takes. "Actually, now that you mention it, Lucille got some secret HQ that only a few of her goons seem to know..."

"Goons, which ones," Dasheresque ask with a frown.

"Hay if I know, she got a lot of them." The Snitch said with a frown. Dasheresque checks her pockets.

"Dang it, all out...hey, Babs, ya mind loaning me a bag of bits?" Rainbow whispers to Babs sheepishly.

Babs shrugs as she gave a bag of bits to Rainbow...then both got back into characters as Dasheresque gave the bits (back) to the Snitch, asking, "All right, how about now?"

"Well...I heard that Lucille's henchman, Dragon Whiplash, likes to hang out at the Sugarcube Corner." The Snitch suggests to Dasheresque with a smirk. "Follow the dragon and you may find Lucille."

"Yes, of course...see ya around, Snitchie." Dasheresque said, patting the Snitch on the head before heading off. "We got to...Follow That Dragon."

"Wasn't that movie starting with Jake Long?" Tardis ask Dasheresque in bewilderment.

We hear music as the trio wait outside Sugarcube Corner. Tardis spoke in concern, "Let's hope following Dragon can get us to Lucille."

"Right...we got to save those rulers...and save the countries from war." Dasheresque said seriously and in a weird tone of voice.

"Uh, Dasheresque; I know this sound like a bad time to ask...but have you...I don't know...ever consider having a special somepony?" Pretty ask Dasheresque curiously.

Dasheresque pauses as she goes into another flashback....

Spike held up 'Sometime Ago Some More' as we see Dasheresque and Beautiful in the back of a hay cart, having some fun.

"I enjoy this good time of hay riding." Beautiful said with a smile, "How about you?"

"Yeah...and a good thing I hijack!" Dasheresque laughs as he throws a stone. "Faster!"

Dasheresque's stones hit one of the stallions (played by Noteworthy and Caramel). They neigh in annoyance as Caramel scowls, "Okay, okay! Geez, we're doing it, Rainbow Dash!"

"Yeah, quit it with those stones!" Noteworthy snapped.

"Sorry, just sticking with the script, guys...that I wrote." Rainbow whispers to the extras sheepishly.

"Yes...I love it..." Beautiful said as she got close to Dasheresque, making her yelp and jump back...

And knock right into the camera causing both it and Spike, who is filming, to go screaming as they fell right out of the cart, landing right onto the ground.

"Ooh, sorry, Spike!" Rainbow calls out from the cart to Spike. "You okay?!"

"Yeah, I'm fine..." Spike is heard groaning as he turns the camera off, ending the scene.

"Dasheresque, Dasheresque, you okay," Pretty ask Dasheresque who snaps out of it and yelp in a startled way.

"Oh! Thought I saw Elvis for a moment," Dasheresque said with a slight chuckle.

"Yeah, so does every filly...oh, there he is!" Tardis exclaims as he saw Dragon Whiplash leaving the restaurant, heading off.

"Looks like we're going to have...follow him." Dasheresque said, revising his catchphrase a bit. "Pretty, better leave this to the professionals."

"But...I...oh," Pretty groans as Dasheresque and Tardis rush off, leaving her behind. "Why must I be left behind?"

Dasheresque peers in, snapping, "Well, come on. Obviously you would ignore me and get involved anyhow."

"Oh, okay." Pretty said as she follows the duo to go after dragon.

The trio follows Dragon around a corner and right into an abandoned street. Dasheresque frowns, looking suspicious.

"This area is quiet...too quiet." Dasheresque said with a frown. "Where did that our dragon go?"

Evil laughter is heard as the gang look up to see Dragon on top to the building, remarking, "I know you're trying to avoid me, Dash-dork! Prepare to get pounded!"

Dragon got out some scissors and cut a rope that is holding an anvil (a huge pile of hay), sending it falling. Pretty screams, "Look out!"

Pretty and Tardis move out of the way in time but Dasheresque is about to get hit by a pile of hay...

...which ends up Derpy in a Rainbow bag mask, doing the stunt. The pile of hay knocks her off, making her groan, "Ouch."

Another quick cut shows Dasheresque getting up as she snaps, "Nice try, short stuff! It will take more than some cheap shots to take down Dasheresque."

"Oh really? Maybe you will take these cheap shots of my Changeling Ninjas!" Dragon laughs as he points to the Changelings appear (which is actually some mannequin painted black and which are moved by the CMC).

"Roar, roar, roar." Scootaloo said making a Changeling noise while pushing a 'mannequin'.

"Yay, prepare to fall for Lucille and stuff!" Sweetie Belle said in a falseotto like voice.

"Eeyup!" Apple Bloom said while pushing her mannequin.

"Yikes, some Changelings," Tardis said, not even trying to be shocked. "Whatever can we do?"

"Time for these Changelings to a change...in their prescriptions," Dasheresque exclaims as she got her nunchuck gun out and flew towards the Changelings, taking them all.

Dasheresque yells as she fights off her enemies one at a time. One of them break, making Sweetie exclaims, "Be careful! Rarity will throw a fit if that can't be fixed!"

Dashereseque defeats the Changelings, grinning while saying, "Those Changelings are no match for...Dasheresque."

"Rats." Tardis said unemotionally as Dragon is gone. "Dragon Whiplash is gone. How can we track Lucille down now?"

"Hmmm, we will need some sort of tracker that can smell dragons...but what can we use?" Dasheresque ask thoughtfully.

"Uh...my bunny Angel can help." Pretty said as she motions to Angel the bunny. "I kept him around whenever no one thinks I am bringing a bunny on the set."

"Fluttershy, why are you bringing your silly bunny onto the set?" Rainbow stage whispers to Fluttershy in annoyance. "I was calling for a device."

"Hey, Angel wanted to be a movie and I won't let you criticize or reject him now, got it?" Fluttershy stage whispers to Rainbow sternly. "He will be in this film, got it?!"

"Okay, okay, I got it! Sheesh," Rainbow whispered with a frown.

"Angel, can you track down Mr. Whiplash?" Pretty ask Angel sweetly. The bunny glances at him and waves his paw out. The filly sighs as she gave him a carrot. "Well?"

Angel nods as he sniffs around then points into a direction, rushing off. Tardis exclaims, "Looks like he has tracked him."

"Looks like your bunny was a good tracker, Pretty." Dasheresque said in pretend amazement (This is a movie, after all!).

"Thanks." Pretty said with a squee as she leans in. "You aren't so bad yourself."

"Fluttershy, Fluttershy, stop." Rainbow whispers to Fluttershy quickly. "I'm already letting you get away with it as Beautiful, but not as Pretty okay?"

"Oh, um... sorry, Rainbow," Fluttershy apologized sheepishly in a quiet tone, realizing what she was doing.

"Last one there gets to rub my hooves." Tardis said as he gallops off.

"Eeeew," The fillies exclaims, disgusted by what Tardis just said. Why did he just say that? It's so disgusting!

Thanks to Angel, Dasheresque's group tracks Dragon to an abandoned building (which is of course the outside of the Golden Oaks Library). Pretty smiles while saying, "Good work, Angel. I think we found him."

"Soooo, Lucille fought she can hide out in a tree...I am going to be the 'root' of this problem." Dasheresque said as she got her nunchuck gun right out and prepare to kick the door down.

"Err I think we may have to be careful." Tardis said to his partner in concern. "We may run right into a trap."

"Come on, Dashereseque doesn't run into traps."

"Oh no," A familiar voice chuckles as Dragon Whiplash drops a cage from the balcony right onto the trio...but it lands a few inches from them, much to Rainbow, Time Turner and Fluttershy's annoyance. "D'oh!"

A quick cut and the trio are in a cage, trapped. Dasheresque exclaims unemotional, "Oh horse crap. It's a trap. Why didn't I suspect this all along?"

"Try to tell you, Dasheresque." Tardis said to his partner with a sigh. "Why didn't you listen?"

"Because Dasheresque wouldn't be...Dasheresque, that's why!"

"Well, well..." A familiar voice chuckles as Lucille came out of the shadows (or around the tree). "We meet at last, Dasheresque.

"LUCILLE!!!" Dasheresque exclaims furiously as she hold a hoof up in the air.

"You meanie, what did you do to the rulers Armour and Credenza?" Pretty demand to the villainess more than she asked.

"Oh, I'm afraid you will never find out...because this will be the last and final case of your career, Dasheresque." Lucille said while making an evil laugh...which doesn't sound that much evil at all.

"No, no, no, Rarity, try a better laugh, for Celestia's sake!" Rainbow snaps to Rarity from offscreen. The white unicorn tries again, this time with harder evil laugh, "Yeah, much better."

"And now...sit back and relax because when this is over, you will be do; Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"LUCILLE!!!!" Dasheresque exclaims furiously as...the cage bars fell down. "Ugh. Fade out, Spike."

Spike quickly fades out the scene.

Author's Note

Hoo boy, Lucille has captured the heroes. How will they get out of this problem and save the rulers? Read, review and suggest, folks.

Chapter 3: Some Random Stuff

Chapter 3: Some Random Stuff

We fade in to the next scene which shows Lucille laughing sinisterly...then trying again while standing next to a white stallion in a red suit named Prince Armour and a pink alicorn in a dress named Princess Credenza (both of them are played by Shining Armor and Princess Cadance of course).

Lucille smirks while saying to the two ponies, "No one will stop me now...I will take over the world."

"But what's the point in doing so?" Credenza asks with a worried look. "Your country is going to be declared war on by our own!"

"Right, what you're doing is suicide!" Armour exclaims angrily in agreement.

"No, no, it's simple...and I gotta wait for Dasheresque and her band of merry fools to get here." Lucille said with a smirk as she stood around the room in her HQ which appears to be a factory (or that secret dungeon underneath Sugarcube Corner that Pinkie Pie keeps for some reason and is the one of a mysterious Pinkie Pie lookalike).

"Got her right here, mistress," Dragon Whiplash exclaims as the stallion thug push the cage with Dasheresque, Tardis and Pretty into the room. "They didn't go anywhere."

"Eeyup, nowhere," The thug remarks in agreement.

"Oh no...we're in some place that is like out of a bad movie." Tardis said unemotionally.

"Lucille, you made a bad mistake...actually two! One is turning against mom and the other in capturing Dasheresque!" Dasheresque exclaims angrily to Lucille.

"Right...wait, I mean wrong, Dasher-brat!" Lucille exclaims evilly. "You see, the dateline will soon be up...and I will watch as the other country blows this one up...and the fun will begin."

"But why are you doing this?" Credenza demands to Lucille more than she asked. "What do you hope to gain by war?!"

"Simple; I will be safe here in my HQ and when the smoke clears up, I will pick up the pieces and take over the remains with my new empire."

"So that's it?! You just want to take over the countries when everyone else is dead?!" Armour asks furiously to Lucille. "You are a crazy pony!"

"Thank you. Oh, Dasheresque, darling...you were a good enemy up to now...too bad it was short live before you're about to be...made into cupcakes!" Lucille laughs evilly as the thug grabs a rope and pulls the cage right to the ceiling, "Dragon, darling?"

"Yes, madam," Dragon Whiplash exclaims angrily as he push in some sort of device into the room and push it right underneath the cage (actually, it's a harmless device that is used to make apple cider but for the sake of this movie, just pretend it's horror).

"You horrible, disgusting filly," Pretty exclaims to Lucille in anger. "You won't get away with this..."

"I already did. And now, I will take my guests to my viewing room to get front row seats to the end of their countries. Thug whose name I cannot remember, make sure that they don't try to escape. Ciao!" Lucille laughs as she and Dragon, who pulls the two rulers along, heads offscreen.

"Eeyup," The thug exclaims as he stood guard, preparing for the end...but looks confused, "Uh, Rainbow? How does this drop sequence supposed to happen?"

"Just lower the rope or something!" Rainbow stage whispers to Big Macintosh who nods and quickly rushes to the rope, beginning to lower the cage. "Yeah, that oughta work."

"Oh no. We're going to be made into cupcakes soon...we're doomed." Tardis said unemotionally.

"Oh, on the contrary, we are not dead yet...there is a way to escape." Dasheresque said as she takes her nunchuck gun out. "It's time I make a sacrifice...for the team."

Dasheresque screams as she throws her nunchuck gun into the machine...we see a quick recycled footage of an explosion before going back to the screen, seeing the heroes near a broken cage and the machine that looks like it exploded and stuff.

"Ah, that was...a powerful explosion that I cannot describe more than once." Dasheresque said with a slight grin.

"Look out, Dasheresque!" Pretty squeals in fright as the thug rush at Dasheresque. The heroine frowns in determination as she flies at the thug...

Rainbow is seen hitting Derpy with the nunchuck gun in her thug disguise, groaning, "I live for stuff like this...

Another quick cut later and the thug is down for the count. Dasheresque smirks while saying, "Lucille got the worst thugs in the world...in the universe...or whatever."

"We gotta worried and save the rulers." Tardis said in concern.

"Right, looks like we're going to have to..."

"Enough stalling and get going!" Pretty snap to Dasheresque impatiently.

Dasheresque sighs. Pretty is just like Beautiful. The mares and Tardis rush off to get to the viewing room...before Time Turner rush back to turn the camera off.

The trio of heroes rushes into the viewing room, finding Armour and Credenza...not tied up and watching a movie. Rainbow frowns and clears her throat, "Ahem!"

"Huh? Oh, sorry! Didn't know we're back," Shining yelps quickly as he and Cadance quickly got back into character...

A quick cut shows the rulers tied up and forced to watch the deadline getting closer. Lucille, spotting her enemies, shrugs while saying, "Well, looks like you are resourceful, Dasheresque darling."

"Give it up, Lucille! The only place you will be ruling is a prison cell!" Dasheresque exclaims as she got her nunchuck gun. "Now get ready to scream like a filly...and I mean like a coward and not like Pretty."

"Hey!" Pretty exclaims to Dasheresque in annoyance by the remark.

"Dasheresque, prepare to meet my new secret weapon and your doom...Disaster Moon!" Lucille exclaims madly as she motions to a figure that came out of the shadows.

Some suspense music is heard from Rainbow as an alicorn wearing armor appears (Princess Luna), booming, "Thou shall suffer by the hooves of Disaster Moon!"

"Oh horse feathers." Dasheresque said in concern by the sight of Disaster Moon.

"An alicorn...awww, nuts," Tardis said with a groan. This doesn't look good.

"Well, so you got an alicorn for a henchpony, eh, Lucille?" Dasheresque remarks as she and Disaster Moon circle one another. "You sure know how to pick them."

"That's right...two dumb freaks go into this fight, one dumb freak comes out!" Lucille laughs madly.

"Ahem!" Luna snaps to Rarity in annoyance by the 'dumb freak' remark.

"Oops, sorry about the dumb freak remark, Princess Luna," Rarity said to Luna sheepishly, not wanting to make the Goddess of the Night mad.

"It's all right, Rarity." Luna said with a smile and a nod.

"Be careful! Disaster Moon has the power of the night!" Armour warns Dasheresque in concern.

"Please win or war will be inevitable." Credenza said in agreement.

"Let the fight begin!" Lucille laughs sinisterly. Disaster Moon roars as she charges right at Dasheresque who prepares herself...

In a quick cut, we see Nyx, wearing her old armor, on a cart tangling with Derpy, in her Rainbow Dash disguise, fighting. The filly alicorn cringes while saying, "Ouch, ouch."

"Ooh, careful, Nyxie." Derpy said sheepishly.

The camera turns to see Rainbow and Luna drinking water. The former ask, "So basically you can walk into dreams and that's how you helped Scootaloo with her problems?

"Indeed, but she deal with conquering her fears on her own." Luna explains to Rainbow with a nod.

"Wow; that was..." Rainbow, noticing the camera, quickly yells out, "Not on us, Spike; The fight, the fight!"

"Oh, sorry, sorry," Spike exclaims as she turns the camera back onto the fight.

Nyx squealed as Derpy almost hit her. The filly exclaims, "Hey, careful, Derpy! Mommy would be upset if I get hurt during these stunts."

"Oh, sorry, Nyx," Derpy said sheepishly.

A quick cut later, Dasheresque jumps back, frowning as Disaster Moon advances on her, booming, "You insolent fool! You think you can stop me; the mistress of all evil...who is the minion of all evil?!"

"You know, Disaster Moon, you look thirsty." Dasheresque said with a smirk as she grabs a hose, "How about some water?!"

Dasheresque turns the hose on, spraying Disaster Moon with some water. The alicorn gasps, "Gah; Nooo!"

"Yahoo, good work, Dasheresque," Tardis cheers on while Dasheresque flew at Disaster Moon.

"And here are some fireworks for your water!" Dasheresque exclaims as she throws in some pop rocks and soda into the minion's mouth, then shakes her head a bit.

"No, no..." Disaster Moon said unemotionally as her head...well, okay, the stuff blew up in her mouth. "Ouch, that hurt and stuff."

"Luna, come on! With more emotion and rage," Rainbow whispers to Luna from off-screen

Luna tries again. Disaster Moon roars out in her Royal Canterlot Voice, "Curse you, mortal pony! You shall pay for that insult!"

"Do you take cash, credit or nunchucks?! Hiya!" Dasheresque exclaims as she flies in swinging her nunchuck right at Disaster Moon...

A quick shows Rainbow smashing down a cutout. Rainbow hits it a few times, snapping, "Take this, take this! Ah ha! Take this for your sister! Now have a fly goodbye!"

Rainbow (as Dasheresque) throws the cutout into a hole nearby. Luna is heard screaming as if she (well, okay the cutout) was being thrown as Disaster Moon disappears from sight.

"Good work, Dasheresque! Yay," Pretty said meekly.

"Looks like your weapon is not so secret and powerful at all," Dasheresque remarks with a triumphant smirk (though we see Luna leaving the set). "So give up the rulers or..."

"Hold it, Dasheresque!" Lucille remarks as she held up a gem, pointing it at Armour and Credenza. "Make one false move and I will be turning these two into eggs that I will eat!!!" This got Dasheresque to grit her teeth at this.

"You wouldn't dare!" Credenza gasps.

"Oh, I would. It's your move; you are once again pointless yet easy to use, just like your mother." Lucille taunts Dasheresque evilly.

"LUCILLE!!!" Dasheresque exclaims, holding a fist up. It doesn't look good.

Lucille laughs madly...then saw that her gem is gone, making Rarity asks in confusion, "What the...?"

The cast glares at Spike who is eating the gem, making him blink and ask, "What?"

"Ugh, Spike! That was for the dramatic part of this film!" Rainbow exclaims to Spike in annoyance. "And you ate it!"

"Ooooh, sorry; I thought we were on lunch break."

"Argh, we will have to work our way around it then...by ad-libbing."

Time Turner now then got back into the character of Tardis, saying, "Oh wow! Dasheresque's awesomeness power has able to destroy Lucille's gem."

"Oh no, your awesomeness is too much for my gem to take." Lucille said (not even trying). "But I will set this place to self-destruct soon...I will escape while you all die at the claws of Dragon Whiplash and my Changelings; Ha ha ha ha."

Lucille rush off as Credenza gasps, "Look out, Dasheresque and friends!" The heroes saw Dragon Whiplash and his Changelings appear, the dragon got some safely scissors.

"Ha ha ha ha; I may die but I will die knowing that my lady will get what she wants!" Dragon Whiplash laughs evilly as he knocks down Tardis, hitting him with the scissor...the blunt end. "Ugh, come on; how do you work these things?!"

"No, you got to help Tardis, I will free the rulers." Pretty said as she flies over to help Armour and Credenza.

"Okay, Dragon breathe, claws off Tardis or this will get uglyesque!" Dasheresque snaps as she swings her nunchuck part of the gun at Dragon Whiplash...only for it to break apart, "Awww horse feathers!"

"Ha! I am nunchuck proof and bullet proof!" Dragon Whiplash laughs evilly as he hits Tardis some more. "Ugh, blasted foal-proof stuff."

"Then it's time for me to resort to some 'dragon bucking'; Yeehaw!"

Dragon Whiplash yelps as Rainbow hits him with her back feet, sending him flying into the self-destruct machine (which is actually a dryer). The mare closes the thing in time, sealing him in while the villain screams in defeat.

"Ha! Looks like this dragon's time is up," Dasheresque laughs in triumph (so to speak or whatever).

"Look, I free the rulers." Pretty said as she, Armour and Credenza came over, the rulers has been freed of their ropes.

"Thank you for saving us." Armour said as he helps Tardis to his hooves. "Now war won't be declared."

Suddenly the place (which is Spike shaking the camera) shakes like mad, making Credenza gasps in worry, "Oh dear, what's that?"

"Looks like me kicking Dragon Whiplash had made the self-destruct thing go faster..." Dasheresque said with a stern voice. "Well..."

"Looks like we're going to have to fly," Everyone yells as they quickly begin to jump/fly/whatever as the group make their escape. The frame freezes...

Okay, the day has been saved (well sort of). While Lucille has gotten away, Dasheresque and her group escaped with the rulers intact. And plus, war is averted.

Dasheresque, Tardis and Pretty watch Armour and Credenza returned to their cohorts, waving to the cheering crowd. Roughfire grunts while saying, ''Okay, I will give ya credit, Dashereuse. You did good in getting those two back.''

"Yes, but Lucille has gotten away...'' Dasheresque said while narrowing her eyes sternly. ''I won't rest until I find her and make that mare paid for betraying my mom...and maybe find out where mom is.''

"Yeah, maybe, as long as the price is right...'' Tardis said in agreement though is still worried over the obvious. The stallion felt that it's best that his friend doesn't know the truth...it will be heartbroken or maybe stupid.

''The price is right when Dasheresque is involved.''

''Wow, isn't it great? War won't happened and I was involved in saving the rulers.'' Pretty said to Dasheresque happily. ''Dasheresque, you think maybe we will hang out some more.''

Dasheresque pauses, thinking about Beautiful Fillymore as an image of her appears briefly (okay, it's just her in a dark room with Fluttershy in the role due to some sloppy camerawork). The heroine sighs, ''Sorry, Pretty, but Dasheresque is for every pony, stallion or mare. I can't go for a special somepony unless they are kidnapped or something special. So sorry again, but I am not ready for some 'hanging out' if you know what I mean.''

''Uh, Dasheresque; Pretty's being kidnapped again.'' Tardis said sheepishly as he points to Pretty who is tied up and being dragged off by an evil robot named Rainbow Droid (which is actually Pinkie Pie in a bad robot disguise that is supposed to look like Rainbow).

''Help, help, help,'' Pretty said meekly some more while being kidnapped.

"Drag, drag, robot droid, drag, drag,'' Pinkie said in robotic noises.

''Oh no...look like I'm going to have to fly!'' Dasheresque yells in determination as he prepares to fly off to chase Pretty from the Rainbow Droid.

Dashereuse flies to the camera before the frame freezes. One thing for sure, this is the first of many adventures starring our tough cop/agent/whatever! The credits begin to stroll as a familiar song played.

Dasheresque's Voice: Today is all right for tonight
Ridin' in a Corvette, and feelin' all right
Today's all right for tonight!/I]

Produced, directed and written by Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash - Dashereque

Time Turner - Tardis

Fluttershy - Pretty Fillymore

Fluttershy - Beautiful Fillymore

Rarity - Lucille

Spike the Dragon - Dragon Whiplash

Babs Seed - The Snitch

Shining Armor - Prince Armour

Princess Cadance - Princess Credenza

Princess Luna - Disaster Moon

With special guest appearance by Cheerilee as Momeresque

All Stunts by Rainbow Dash

Today is Alright 4 2Nite
written and performed by Rainbow Dash

Tonight is all right for tonight
Ridin' in a Corvette, and feelin' all right
All right for tonight!

On a monitor (which is a computer that shows Rainbow Dash's security cameras), Lucille in the shadows glares at Dasheresque while snapping, ''This isn't over yet, Rainbow Dope. I will be back and when I do...HA HA HA HA HA HA!''

Lucille laughs madly...then coughs a bit before going back to madly. Rarity groans, "'Gracess, why must bad guys laugh like that in these movies?''

In a shadowly room, Tardis glances at a resume then looks up to somepony while saying, ''Well, these references make you good to be Dasheresque's on and off again partner. Once she gets here, I will introduce you....uh, what did you say your name was?''

The figure came out of the shadows, a pink pony wearing some shades (Pinkie Pie as Dasheresque Too) say with a smile, ''Just call me Dasheresque.'' Rainbow is heard doing the suspense music.

''Okay, fine, Dasheresque...Too?''

The End for now!

Cast list
Ashleigh Bell: Rainbow Dash as Dasheresque
Kirby Morrow: Time Turner as Tardis
Andrea Libman: Fluttershy as Pretty Fillymore and Beautiful Fillymore, Pinkie Pie as the Rainbow Droid and Dasheresque Too
Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity as Lucille, Princess Luna as Disaster Moon, Derpy Hooves as the Stunt Double
Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon as Dragon Whiplash
Bryanna Drummond: Babs Seed as the Snitch
Andrew Francis: Shining Armor as Prince Armour
Britt McKillip: Princess Cadance as Princess Credenza
Nicole Oliver: Cheerilee as Momeresque
Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle
Jason Marsen: Ben Mare
Scott McNeil: Tough Apple as a local
Peter New: Big Macintosh as nameless thug
Chantal Strand: Diamond Tiara as the Stunt Double #2
Shannon Chan-Kent: Silver Spoon as the Stunt Double #3
Kelly Metzger: Spitfire as Sergeant Roughfire
Chuck Huber: Caramel as Hay Cart Puller #1
Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom
Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle
Madeline Peters: Scootaloo
Daveigh Chase: Nyx as Stunt Double #4

Author's Note

Oh yeah, this was awesome. Granted it was shorted and may have some flaws but it's all in the style of the Dasheresque films, right? All right, here's the next MLP fic I will work on next...

"Pathetic Ruler": After Lorcan's " defeat", Celestia questions either she is a good ruler if she can't even protect her subjects. Can Luna and their new guest talk some sense into her?''

Yes sir, it's back to normal schedule again, so read, review and suggest!

Chapter 1: Dasheresque, Ready for Action

Chapter 1: Dasheresque, Ready for Action

We see static before seeing Phobos's claw that held a sign that said 'Few or Something Years Later!' (while we hear the Dasheresque theme song); The mare known as Dasheresque, who is played once more by Rainbow Dash, driving her car through the mean streets (which we can see as the mare is in her car that doesn't work and the fact that Spike, Snips and Snails are coming back and forth by carrying fake trees).

Ever since Momeresque has left her for unknown reasons (unless you folks has decided to skip the prologue), Dasheresque has been on her own, fighting off crime and taking on anyone lame enough to get in her way.

"Ring, ring," Dasheresque made some ringing noises, "Ah, my car phone!" The mare picks up her car phone (AKA an unplugged VCR) and speaks into it. "You got Dasheresque. Who it this is?"

"Dasheresque; It's me, Tardis, your partner." Tardis (played once again by Time Turner) is heard on the other end (though it's just him calling from off screen). "Stop rampaging through town and get back to the office."

"Oh, yes, leave it to me, you know. I will be back in too shakes of a pony's...ZOOM!

Rainbow pretends to be turning via screeching noises as the camera moves a bit, with a fake hubcap seen rolling.

Dasheresque came into her office, her kind of home away from home. Tardis, an Earth pony stallion wearing stallion, was waiting. She said, "Welcome back, Dasheresque, buddy. Say...how did that space program went?"

"Ugh! Don't bring that up! I got kicked out by Professor Egghead!" Dasheresque exclaims with a groan. "Anyway, what's the big news?"

"News? Err..."

"The news of the rulers from another kingdom visiting, Time Turner," Rainbow is heard whispering from offstage to Time Turner, who has trouble remembering his lines.

"Right, right," Time Turner whispers before going back into character, "The news of the rulers from another kingdom visiting, Time Turner, " Rainbow is heard groaning offstage. His friend notices the mare sighing at a picture of herself with another mare. "Who is that? That's the special friend you knew?"

"Yes...I was with her, but something...came up. I had to leave her in Eaglypt." Dasheresque said grimly as she remembers what she herself was doing not soo long ago...

We see Spike holding a sign that said 'Flashback to Yesterday'. We see the place of Maris, a land of romance and lame mimes (which is the bridge in Ponyville). Dasheresque is wondering through town with a mare with black sunglasses, a black dress and has a black Mane and tail (of course, it is Fluttershy with the mane and tail being a wig and a tail cover).

"I got to admit, I enjoy spending this time in Maris with you, Dasheresque." The mare known as Beautiful Fillymore said with a smile. "I wish we will do it all the time."

"Yeah, all the time," Dasheresque said while nuzzling Beautiful with a nod.

"Listen, as you made a thought...about my special offer?"

"Oh yes, that, I made some thought...of it. Sometime now..."

"And," Beautiful Fillymore asks Dasheresque with a hopeful smile. "Want to..."

"Wait, hang on...ring, ring!" Dasheresque said, pretending to hear her phone ring and speaking into it, "Yes, uh-huh; Right. Whoa! Really; all right, Dasheresque there!" The hero hangs up quickly.

"Is a mission?"

"Yes...a bus full of foals from one big explosive volcano with Quarray Eels is in trouble! It's at a place so secret, can't tell you about it. Sorry!"

"Oh, I see." Beautiful Fillymore said with a sign then looks at her 'special friend' hopefully. "But about my offer..."

"Sssh." Dasheresque said, covering her mouth with a smile. "Tell you what: meet me in Eagylpt and I will tell you."

"Oh, okay, I will be waiting."

Beautiful Fillymore smiles as she trots, waiting for an answer; Dasheresque pauses then flies off, mumbling, "That is one answer that I will never give! Nope, ever! I am not a one mare parent."

"Eeew," Some ponies are heard offscreen.

"Hey, shut up, I am not like that!" Rainbow exclaims to the other ponies in annoyance.

Spike fix the camera for a moment then get off camera as we go back to the 'present'. Tardis sighs, "Tough break, eh? How did she take it?"

"Never mind, Beautiful is a thing of the past. Now is this mare's time to deal with the present...and the future...and the history." Dasheresque said to Tardis in a dramatic moment. "So what's this I hear about the rulers?"

"Oh. Turns out the rulers from another country are visiting...and turn out somepony is targeting them for kidnapping! If something bad happens to them, their country is going to declare war on us!"

"One thing I hate…and that's war! Also pony clowns, not funny. They are scary. And maybe bullies with bad backs; And...commitment. Now then, who is behind the kidnapping?"

"Search me, I don't have any clue." Tardis admits to his friend with a shrug. "The head officer of this place is still upset with you over the recent accidents so I didn't get much info."

"Ha ha ha! Oh yes, those were good times. Blowing up buildings with folks inside, stealing diamonds while claiming to return them, running down stuff..." Dasheresque said with a light chuckle. "Well, if I must find out any info, there's only one pony to turn to for that."

"Oh yes, you mean..."

"We must hit the streets and find the Snitch!"

The city of Canterlot was busy and filled with life (which is actually Ponyville with fake props to look like a city). The citizens (or some extras) are busy doing whatever it is, they are doing...

Spike's camera is on Twilight who is talking to Ben, arguing, "I can't believe my friends, brother and mentor would trot out on me like that at the whole wedding thing. I may forgive but I ain't forgetting. Those..."

"Ahem." Ben said as he motions to the camera, making Twilight yelps as they saw that they're rolling.

"Eep; Ix-nay, ix-nay," Twilight exclaims as she and Ben quickly gallop off camera.

Dasheresque and Tardis came into view, saying, "Canterlot City...city of mystery and rough houses. If one must find some information, only one place to start."

"Hopefully we can find our Snitch before the rulers show up." Tardis comments to his friend with a nod. "But where will we find the Snitch?"

"Let's ask one of the locals." Dasheresque said while trotting up to a local (which is Tough Apple), "Hey big guy!"

"Eh, what," The local ask Dasheresque with a scoff.

"Tell me where's the Snitch is." Dasheresque demands sternly.

"An' why should Ah?" The local ask Dasheresque with a frown.

"Either tell me where the Snitch is...or hit me in the face!" Dasheresque exclaims being more demanding.

The local grunts as he holds up a fist then throws it...hitting Derpy who is in Rainbow's place, sending her crashing into a wall.

"Ouch." Derpy said with a groan. "These stunts hurt."

Dasheresque got up from the trash cans, sighing a bit. A familiar voice spoke up, "Dasheresque?"

Dasheresque turns to see a yellow mare with a pink long mane and three butterflies for a cutie mark nearby looking at her (played again by Fluttershy). It's Pretty Fillymore, his other 'Special Friend'.

"Pretty? What are you doing in town? I thought you were in Fillymore or something." Dasheresque said to Pretty in surprise.

"Oh, just came here...waiting for the arrival of the rulers." Pretty said to Dasheresque with a smile.

"Rulers; Who," Dasheresque asked.

"Oh, come on. Did you forget already?" Tardis ask Dasheresque in concern. "It's Prince Armour and his bride Credenza. The ones I told you about."

"Oh yes...I was making sure that you remember...Tardis. Anyway, we're looking for a little filly known as the Snitch." Dasheresque explains to Pretty while frowning to the local, "Got a run in with a bad local."

"Oh, well, you need to treat them nicely. Allow me." Pretty said to Dasheresque with a giggle.

"Eh, if you can talk to Big, Tall and Purple, go ahead." Dasheresque said to Prettyy with a shrug.

Pretty trots up to the local while asking, "Excuse me, sir? We're looking for a little filly called the Snitch. Can you be a dear and tell us where she is, please?"

"Oh, shucks, sure. She hangs out over there." The local said to Pretty with a smile while pointing to an alley with a hoof. "Can't done miss her."

"Thank you, Tou...err, sir. You're a good pony." Pretty said to the local with a giggle.

"Wow, she sure is a nice filly." Tardis comments while he and Dasheresque looks on. "Kinda remind you of some pony, eh?"

"Yeah..." Dasheresque said with a sigh as she remembers another time.

In another scene at the bridge, we see a knocked out guard (the Jabberwocky cardboard sign knocked down) nearby as Dasheresque and Beautiful are trotting off with some golden apples (apples that are painted gold).

"Oh yes, that was awesome." Dasheresque said to Beautiful with a grin. "We got to try this again sometime."

"Oh yes...as long as I'm with you." Beautiful said as she leans to Dasheresque, nuzzling her. The heroine blush (or pretend to since this is a movie) as the two are getting comfortable.

Well, too comfortable. Rainbow, getting uneasy, stage whispers, "Fluttershy? You're getting way into character here. Stop it now."

"Oh, sorry, sorry," Fluttershy said as she got off Rainbow as Spike turns the camera off.

In the present, Pretty came up while saying, "There, you got to know how to talk to these ponies. Better?"

"Yeah, yeah, Dasheresque here," Dasheresque remarks while rolling her eyes a bit. "Tardis and I got a Snitch to talk to and a war to stop."

"War; what war?" Pretty asks her 'special friend' in alarm and confusion. She doesn't like the sound of that at all.

"Oh, nothing some flank kicking won't fix." Dasheresque remarks with a smile. "Come on, Tardis. We got to talk to the Snitch."

"Right, Dasheresque." Tardis nodded.

"Do you need my help?" Pretty asks Dasheresque.

"Dasheresque needs help from nopony! I work alone...except with Tardis which is all the time!" Dasheresque scoffs as she and Tardis heads off the alley.

In the alley is a filly shining on a customer's (Noteworthy) shoes. She has a mahogany mane and tail, amber skin, white freckles and light spring bud eyes, wearing overalls and a hat. She is the Snitch (played by Babs Seed).

"Hey, Snitch." Dasheresque said as the customer leaves. "Got a minute?"

"Don't know anything, can't get nothing from me." The Snitch snaps to Dasheresque sternly in a Manehattan tone of voice. "You don't get either."

"Look, Snitch, we need info about some rulers visiting and the fact that someone is targeting them!" Dasheresque snaps to the Snitch in annoyance. "Start talking or I'd get rough."

"Make me." The Snitch remarks a bit.

"She's a filly, Dasheresque, you got to give her what she wants." Tardis explains to his partner.

Dasheresque sighs as she gave a bag of bits to the Snitch, asking, "Will this help?"

"Yeah, I believe it's enough." The Snitch said with a smirk as she grabs the bag.

"Now do you know who is targeting the rulers that are visiting?" Dasheresque ask with a frown to the Snitch.

"Word on the street is that a fiend named Lucille is planning on abducting them upon arrival." The Snitch explains to Dasheresque and Tardis quietly.

"Lucille...why does that name feel so familiar to me," Dasheresque ask with a frown. "As if it's someone I will shout out in danger very soon."

"Oy! That's the name of your mom's partner before your mom left ya...not that I know anything about it." Tardis said with a slight chuckle.

"Yeah...but why do I feel like I want to wave a hoof into the air and shout her name out in anger?" Dasheresque ask before giving more bits to the Snitch. "And I will pay you to tell me since Tardis will not liking wanting to talk."

"Because word is that Lucille betrayed Momeresque that's why." The Snitch said to Dasheresque with a shrug.

Dasheresque's eye twitched furiously then she held up a hoof in fury, yelling out, "LUCILLE!.!.!.!.!.!.!"

"Wow." The Snitch said in surprise upon witnessing this. "I guess she really dislikes the mare now?"

"Her mother was special and the one thing of many things that Dasheresque hates, it's those who turned on her mom. That's why she doesn't like to talk about her dad often." Tardis explains to the Snitch with a shrug.

"Oh, Lucille is so going down! What is she going to do with the rulers?!" Dasheresque demands furiously.

"Don't know nothin'." The Snitch remarks in denial....until Dasheresque gave another bag of bits to her. "Oh wait, I remember. The prince and his bride will be arriving tomorrow. She is sending her most dangerous agents to ba them when the time is right at 6:04 right on Central Street."

"Oh, she is, is she?" Dasheresque asked.

"Right and I don't know why she wants to make a war between the countries. Seriously, not even a bag of bits can get that out of me, you know?" The Snitch asks Dasheresque with a shrug.

"Hmmm, well, it's time we figure that part out and introduce Lucille to my old pals: Paingiver, Jawbreaker, Flankkicker and Dancemaker!" Dasheresque exclaims, introducing her legs along with her hooves, "Time to go Tardis! We got a case to solve...and money to get."

"We're getting paid?" Tardis ask confused. The two leave the area, the Snitch watches the two go in a pause. One is wondering if Dasheresque will stop Lucille. One is wondering about something else after another long pause.

"Spike; Fade out already!" Rainbow's voice snaps to Spike in annoyance, realizing that he hasn't fade the scene away yet.

"Oh, right! Sorry." Spike apologized before getting the camera to fade out.

Dasheresque sat in her office as she looks at the paper that announces the upcoming visit of the rulers (which is a piece of paper that said 'Rulers To Visit' on a newspaper). The mare frowns to her partner, "It won't be easy tracking down Lucille."

"Well, if anyone can stop Lucille from kidnapping the rulers, you can...or just kick some flank." Tardis remarks with a nod. "But of course, we don't have a clue as to where she is."

"Yes...wait, I got a suspicions...that someone is watching us right now."

"Awww, that's a bunch of horse flank. No one is watching us, no need to worry."

A suspense sound is heard as a shadowy figure (Spike of course) is peeking through a window then leaves the area. His boss must be informed.

In a shadowy room (which is of course the inside of the Carousel Baroque), a familiar figure in a new dress (Rarity's Gala dress) of course listens to the report of her little minion who is wearing a top hat, a cape and a mustache (Spike of course has chosen to wear his disguise from when he tried to frame Twilight's owl).

"So...Momeresque's little filly is on the case, eh?" Lucille asks her little minion with a smirk. "Is that the case, Dragon Whiplash?"

"Yes, my lady! Dasheresque wants to stop us from making war, no, yes?" Dragon asks with a fake laugh and Russian accent.

"Looks like she is turning out to be a nuisance liked her crazy mom; Well, I will have my little war...and if Dasheresque gets in the war, she will have to deal with my secret weapon and her doom!"

Another suspense music is heard as the camera goes to an alicorn figure in the shadows (which of course is Princess Luna) glare right at the boss. Yes, Lucille will have her way if she has any say in it.

Author's Note

Looks like Dasheresque is going after his mom's former partner...and who is this secret weapon of Lucille's; In the next chapter, the rulers are kidnapped and Dasheresque must track them down before a war starts. Read, review and suggest!