Vinyl and Octavia Failures series:
1. Vinyl and Octavia Fail to Have Sex
2. Vinyl and Octavia Fail to Hide Sixteen Kilos of Cocaine

Vinyl and Octavia really want to have sex. As in, very very much. They haven't had a go at it in months, due to their intensive (and extensive) concert schedules. But now that they have a day off, both of them decide that it's time to have some sexy times. Alas, things don't go as planned…