//-------------------------------------------------------// The prankster prince of Ponyville -by mysterioustgexpert- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 1 Sideshow bob plan //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 1 Sideshow bob plan Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot! He who wandered upon this page beware, for this is a first story and as such will be rather crappy. Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, more often refered as Sideshow Bob, was quite proud of how is plan went. He managed to make himself a victim in the eyes of everyone in Springfield and his by far inferior brother, no he was not biased, had managed to trick the little devil spawn, more often refered as Bart Simpsons. Altought his plan did have a problem, the incinerator that he had planned to use was broken, some times he wondered if fate enjoyed throwing monkey wrenchs in his plans, he had however found a solution, which consisted of his brother stealing an invention from professor Frink. Said invention was an untested teleporter prototype, which would most likely kill Bart in a rather gruesome manner or at least send him far away, which while not as good would be enough for Bob. Bob smirked cruelly while placing tying Bart to the teleporter « Any last words?» he asked mockingly«Yeah, you got spit on your face.» Bart said « What are you talking, there is n...» Bob started but was interupted as Bart spitted on his face.His face contorted by anger Bob quickly stepped back while taking a remote controller from his pocket.« I was going to end it quickly this time but i think i am going to torture you before i do.» « Oh yeah, how do you plan to do that» Bart said while thinking that Bob wouldn't be able to do much.« The same way kis your age are tortured everyday and everywhere»Bob said while smirking «You don't mean...» Bart started to said while looking at Bob in horror « Why yes, the teacher way, a long and boring explanation of thing you can't understand.» « You are a monster!» « I do try. Now you see this thing tied to you? It his a teleporter prototype and if all go as i desire its use will rip you in so many pieces that it will be impossible to find them all. If you actually survive, i chose a random destination, seeing how much of the Earth is covered with water you will most likely drown.» Bob said, he then pushed the button on the remote. Energy started to gather around the machine, a smell of ozone was noticed by the both of them as the machine started to glow in a blue light. « i regret nothiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg...!» Bart yelled before disapearing in clash of light and sound that made Bob wince and cover his eyes. When he uncovered them he saw that, where Bart was once tied up, there was a scorched mark on the ground. His eyes widened and his smile became even more maniac-like, he then started laughing crazily.«I-I-I Did it! For once there was no interference with my plans, no moronic blob of fat or any other members of that damned family stopping me at the last minute!» In an other dimension an unicorn know as Twilight Sparkle suddently felt as if her orderly life was going to be forever ruin. A pink pony know as pinky pie stop was she was doing as her Pinkie sense acted up« Look like somepony is crossing dimension. I hope he going to be our friend. I never had a CONGRATULATION-FOR-CROSSING-DIMENSIONS party. I need to go prepare. In the same dimension, a mismatched statue felt like dancing in joy as he felt a source of chaos appearing near the Everfree forest. Meanwhile, between the two dimensions Bart felt as if his whole body was being torn apart and then rebuilt only for the process to restart, though he didn't know that was how he felt. As he traveled he add only one coherent tought (I hope there isn't any school where i am going.) Back in Springfield, the Simpsons quickly entered the crematory.« Alright Sideshow bob! Lets Bart go!» Marge said « You are too late! I already got rid of your despicable offspring. Something that i am sure the people of this town shall be forever grateful for.» Bob said smugly. The simpsons all stared at him in silence with growing look of horror«WOOOUUUHHHOOOUUU!» Well, safe for one. Marge quickly turned to glare at homer«HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM.» «UM, I mean, D'OH!» Homer said rather unconvincingly.