Spikey-Wickey

Chapter I: The Prank

It was a sunny day; I was kicking the clouds as usual; that was my job. But something suddenly caught my eye; it was a certain earth pony Pinkie Pie. She was standing behind a bush with two saddle bags and she was giggling non-stop. I flew down to where she was “Hey Pinkie Pie, what are you up too?” I asked a question I should have never asked. I knew that she was up to no good but I didn’t know it would end THAT way. She simply smiled at me and breathed in as if it will be a long talk, which is natural for Pinkie Pie, but I kept quiet to listen. The Pink pony ran up closely to me and started speaking.

“Hi Dashie, I just saw Spike walking down the street and he was all happy for some reason, then I noticed him saying ‘Rarity’ in a dreamy voice so I thought he must be dreaming of her again and I was all like *gasp* and I got this great Idea! I want to pull a prank on Spike! Would you like to join me?” I gave an evil smirk that said 'hey yeah!' and looked at the exited bouncy pink pony waiting for my answer.

“What do you have in mind?” Pinkie Pie gave a giggle and came closer to me to whisper into my ear. She told me the Idea and it sounded brilliant! I just couldn’t resist joining. Pinkie Pie told me that if she changes her main it will damage her phycology or something, so I had to be the main part of the plan. I didn’t seem to mind, really.

“But for the plan to work completely, we have to chop off your wings off!” Pinkie giggled excitedly

“What!?” I gasped. Pinkie Pie just giggled some more.

“It’s just a joke silly! I wasn’t going to chop off your wings!” She giggled harder. I gave a sigh of relief and laughed with the pink earth pony.

A few moments later I and Pinkie Pie hid behind the bush. Pinkie Pie started covering my coat with white paint and curling my rainbow hair into bright purple styled main. It didn’t really feel good being covered in paint, but I knew that to make the joke priceless, it would be worth it. Pinkie Pie turned to my flank which was really the worst part, she started drawing a fake diamond cutie marks like Rarity’s, which felt awful but at the same time, it felt really nice and pleasuring. Pinkie Pie rose up and put the brushes carefully back to where they belong.

“Done!” Pinkie smiled “Now I am a designer like Rarity!” She laughed. I laughed along even before realizing that it was actually funny. Pinkie Pie put the paint and the brushes into her saddle bags and looked at me. Pinkie gasped and opened her saddle bags again. She quickly picked a mirror up and shoved it into my hooves “You got to see this, Dashie!” She cried. I looked in the mirror and saw Rarity. It was quite shocking but then I remembered that I WAS her and the most shocking part of it was Pinkie Pie’s skills of art. I looked exactly the same as her. I turned the mirror to my flank and saw the exact copy of Rarity’s cutie mark. How often does Pinkie Pie stare at Rarity’s flank? That didn’t take me long to snap out from that question and focus on the prank.

“Pinkie Pie, this is great!” I looked at the pony. She seemed very happy from my praise. She giggled.
I and Pinkie Pie checked from the bush to see if Rarity was still home. Happily for us, Rarity departed her house at the right moment. “Alright Opal, we shouldn’t be late for Fluttershy’s sleepover party like last time!” She said. Opal just growled and followed her owner.

“You ready?” Pinkie Pie asked

“Of Corse I am!” I snapped rather angrily, but Pinkie Pie didn’t take it too close to the heart and just giggled.

“You remember the plan?”

“Yeah, yeah…. Go inside and wait for the signal”

“Yep! I’ll go and get Spike!” She giggled once more and ran off bouncing. I went inside Rarity’s house and looked around. I found a piece of silver clothing lying on the floor and I picked it up and started wrapping it around my body to hide my wings. I also saw a fancy hat and I put it on to hide that I wasn’t a Unicorn. Spike wasn’t a fool and I knew that. I went to Rarity’s nearby mirror and looked at myself; I looked exactly like Rarity but with a different eye color. I still think it would look better on Pinkie Pie though, since she has blue eyes too. ‘Well, I better not show him my face to him then’ I thought.
A few seconds later I heard Spike and Pinkie Pie talking in front of the door.

“So why did you take me here Pinkie Pie?” Spike asked

“Oh, Rarity has a special SURPRISE for you” Pinkie giggled.

“Oh that is so cool!” Spike excitedly shouted.

“Ahem, did you hear me? I said SURPRISE!” Pinkie Pie shouted and I realized that 'Surprise' was the signal. I stood in my position and nervously waited for Spike to come in.

“Yeah, I heard that Pinkie Pie” Spike said rolling his eyes. I now understand why Pinkie Pie is THIS random sometimes. I heard the door open and I took a deep breath. “Rarity? Pinkie Pie said that you are making me a surprise…” Spike nervously whispered

“Why yes, darling” I said in my fake Rarity voice. I quietly giggled and put my rump up in the air and moving my tail to the side, I revealed my vagina. “Oh Spikey, I need you to rub your balls inside of me!” I whispered.

THUD!

I turned around and saw Spike lying on the floor. He fainted, it seemed. He was still blushing and the next thing I heard was Pinkie Pie’s laugh. She bounced into the room laughing so hard,that she fell on the floor.

“Oh my god, Dashie!” She laughed “You were great! You were just like Rarity! That was so funny!” I laughed along with the pink pony. It was priceless! After laughing for a few moments, we looked at Spike. “I will take him back to the library as if it never happened!” Pinkie Pie said “And you can take a bath to wash off the paint” I simply nodded. Pinkie Pie was like a genius today, her plans worked out perfectly! I went to Rarity’s shower and washed the paint on my coat off, I felt relieved and my body felt free. I came out of the shower and looked outside at Pinkie Pie taking the poor baby dragon to his home. I laughed at the thought of Spike waking up and thinking it was just a dream, but ofcorse it’s no fun when the ponies or dragons you prank won’t be angry at you and won't notice how genius you are at pranking. But tomorrow we would see.
We will see all.