The Misadventures of Osaka Jones
Meet Osaka Jones a Human turned colorful pony that fell out of the sky into Equestria. Now he's stuck in a world where the strongest drink is cider...
Meet Osaka Jones, as a human he was an avid drinker and freelance writer for less then savory magazines.
Now after somehow falling through the sky into another world.
He's now a dark orange Pegasus with a brown and purple mane, stuck in a land of other colorful ponies who in his opinion are just too damn happy most of the time, and don't believe he was ever human to begin with. Well except for that mint green unicorn, but she's crazy as hell.
And to top it all off the only alcohol in this world is hard cider and wine, plus a little Pegasus filly keeps thinking that he's her long lost Father!
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19 Chapters:
- A Perfectly Normal Day 2014-01-12 10:04:28 UTC2221
- Body Scans, Cutie Marks, and Awkward Moments 2014-01-23 09:38:17 UTC2774
- Crying Fillies and Drunken Mares 2014-01-31 19:48:14 UTC3173
- An Afternoon With Scootaloo 2014-02-27 21:34:41 UTC2837
- An Evening With Some Crazy Mares 2014-03-17 02:24:51 UTC2953
- Osaka's Shanghai Twist Whiskey 2014-04-06 21:55:04 UTC4073
- Dinner with Rainbow Dash and Soarin 2014-04-28 03:15:18 UTC4099
- A Late Night Flight 2014-05-04 07:59:59 UTC1885
- Psychology and Party Planning 2014-06-15 20:48:14 UTC6183
- But I Wish He Was 2014-07-30 05:33:43 UTC4254
- The Party 2014-09-30 08:56:29 UTC10027
- Lyra Heartstrings Bad Day 2014-10-16 06:02:57 UTC2341
- Partying with an Elder God 2015-02-02 01:17:48 UTC4575
- The Drink Off 2015-07-12 05:38:22 UTC3558
- "Osaka?" 2015-12-23 05:48:32 UTC1461
- I've Had Worse Dates 2016-05-23 02:00:28 UTC3469
- One Month Later 2017-12-23 23:00:19 UTC5233
- Slowly Breaking Free 2017-12-23 23:00:00 UTC83
- Drinking with a Wonderbolt 2018-08-04 21:59:37 UTC5024