The fucking random adventures of everybody
#1 The quest to find the emerald cheese
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The Fucking random adventures of everybody/everypony
Today we focus on the mane 6 and Zecora to find the emerald cheese in order to make the perfect dinner
Tea party of mingleness
So Spike and Twilight make breakfeast, Spike makes gems with milk and Twilight makes porridge and hell yeah it was a long fricking breakfeast.
So to make this moment less unessacary Spike asks
"How do you ask somepony out"
"Why the fuck would I tell you how to make out with a pony like Rarity you'll make your damn pony baby look fucking scaly and ugly, and who want to have a godamn scaly pony!!!" Twilight shouts to Spike
"Never really thought of that..." Spike says grabbing a garrote and strangling himself to death.
Meanwhile the other ponies are planning a picnic, but horrible news from Rarity comes in
"DO YOU THINK THIS SOUP IS GOOD?!?" Rarity said like a total OCD, Rainbow Dash takes a sip
"Needs to be 20% coo-" RD
