The fucking random adventures of everybody

by C300Elite

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 188

Im working on this :)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-12 22:52:35 UTC

#1 The quest to find the emerald cheese

NOTE:if there are random endings in here its just a part i havent done yet

The Fucking random adventures of everybody/everypony

Today we focus on the mane 6 and Zecora to find the emerald cheese in order to make the perfect dinner

Tea party of mingleness

So Spike and Twilight make breakfeast, Spike makes gems with milk and Twilight makes porridge and hell yeah it was a long fricking breakfeast.

So to make this moment less unessacary Spike asks

"How do you ask somepony out"

"Why the fuck would I tell you how to make out with a pony like Rarity you'll make your damn pony baby look fucking scaly and ugly, and who want to have a godamn scaly pony!!!" Twilight shouts to Spike

"Never really thought of that..." Spike says grabbing a garrote and strangling himself to death.

Meanwhile the other ponies are planning a picnic, but horrible news from Rarity comes in

"DO YOU THINK THIS SOUP IS GOOD?!?" Rarity said like a total OCD, Rainbow Dash takes a sip

"Needs to be 20% coo-" RD