Twilight and the Crown

by kiplingAJ

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Dark
Length: 807

Let's put a twist on EG shall we? Twilight becomes the socially awkward girl who has hands. While Celestia is a secret religious person. Five friends will help Twilight win the crown. And it all ends up not expected.

Make a difference everypony. I somehow thought of this for no reason AT ALL. But for the better, let us put a twist on Equestria Girls. What if Spike never came with Twily. What if Celestia was the one who first talked to Twilight. IMAGINE THAT!

Some references from Carrie, that's because this a EG parody of it!

Cover image not by me.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-13 12:42:19 UTC

Two

   "You ruined the spark of a light? That's hilarious!"

  Twilight is now the most talked topic ever since the "incident". Celestia sent her to the office a while ago.

   She discussed with Twilight about her rash actions and that she should ask foregiveness. But to who? Should she ask forgiveness to Luna. No, maybe God.

   Celestia seems to hide a crucifix under her desk. Out of reach from everybody.

   Twilight listened as Celestia droned on and on. This isn't the Celestia Twilight knew. She wasn't paying anymore attention, not until Celestia said something.

   "Go to your closet. NOW."

   "Closet?" Twilight wondered.

   "NOW."

   Celestia pointed over there, to a small door behind her desk. Cool! It does look like a closet, but it looks uncomfortable.

  "Princess Celestia never did that."

   Celestia had enough. She opened the closet and pulled Twilight inside. She immediately locked the door shut.

   Wow that was easy.

One

   Twilight is in Canterlot High, she needed to find somepony or rather SOMEONE to help her find her crown, but as for now she is stuck with feet. She tried looking for it, just until Celestia came to help.

   "Yes?"

   "I was wondering if you've seen my crown."

   Celestia looked shocked. She told her to go to the gym for a while, Twilight obeyed. She went to the gym and soon she ended up playing some sport called "volleyball" which she didn't even know! She tried her best but she was just scared of the volleyball. Everyone got mad, especially her team mates. They were sent to the shower room by Cheerilee.

   The name was very familiar.

   Twilight didn't know how to take a shower, she looked at the other girls (even though it was petrifyingly gross) who took a showere so she could learn to do it herself.

   She picked up a soap and started scrubbing it, she watched the girl on the stall next to her. She tiptoed as high as she could.

   Finally, Twily was done. It was hard learning something new. She saw some girls a while ago get a towel, so she got one and wrapped it around her. Twilight stepped out of the stall and a drop of dark red substance was on the floor beneath her.

What is this? Twilight thought. Soon enough, someone threw a tampon on her.

   It fell there and the a drop of red blossom fell from that cotton thingy.

   "What are you waiting for?" A girl who looked like a human version of Trixie asked.

   From the corner of the eye, five friends watched as girls started throwing sanitary napkins and tampons at her. They started to feel sorry. But they didn't realize they stood up and started throwing the same objects at Twilight.

   Twilight panicked, she slipped on the floor and screamed. The light bulb above her exploded with a spark.

Three

   Detention was over. Twilight was forced to pray for forgiveness. She never wants to go back their again.

   Twilight didn't know where to spend the night. Celestia offered Twilight to stay in her office. Twilight slept on the couch all night.

   The morning sun rose. Thank God Celestia rose the sun. But ponies aren't real in this universe. Except for the baby horses.

   She stood up and brushed her hair. Great, she learned how to comb her hair with hands in just five mere seconds.

   Twilight went out the room and she was starving. She quickly went to the cafeteria and ate her food.

   The bell rang and she followed where everybody went. To the classroom. Twilight sat on a desk next to a blue skinned girl who had rainbow colored hair.

   "So how do you do that?" Twilight asked, pointing ag the chair.

   "To sit?" Rainbow Dash asked looking left and right.

   "Oh."

   Twilight sat down.

   "So what's your name? Twilight curiously asked her, since she looked familiar.

   "My name is Rainbow Dash." She replied proudly. "I'm the captain of every single team here in Canterlot High!"

   The teacher came in.

   "Good morning Mr. Discord." Greeted the whole class.

   "Ah, yes. Good morning to you all. May I say a few announcements," Mr. Discord cleared his throat. " as you could see, the Fall Formal is about to come right? So we added something, voting for a prom queen!" Discord cooed and clapped. "What fun!"

   Everyone started talking. Twilight looked at Rainbow Dash.

   "That always happens every year." Rainbow Dash said, making a bubble with the chewing gum on her mouth.

   "Mmhm." Twilight muttered rolling her eyes.

   Class continued on and then it ended.