I keep trying to write a MLP fic for a while now, but apparently a combination of congestin, cold meds, and my regular meds are all inspiration I needed. This isn't my first ever fic, but my first here. In my defense this story is not meant to be taken very seriously and is more or less a crackfic.

Every year comes mating season when fillies and mares find themselves full of a desire to feed a primal need. In the cities where stallions are more common it's no problem and can be a very civilized affair. In the rural towns like Ponyville where stallions and colts are a minority by a large margine mating season is a terrifying event that every biological male dreads and for good reason. With mares and fillies on the prowel, can the colts and stallions of Ponyville survive the worst of the heat? Will they enjoy heavenly bliss? Will they just end up in the hospital? Will there be giant robots, explosions, mares freaking out, and a cameo by Tom the Bolder?

Well, actually yes on all accounts... more I write this the my I don't believe more own words. So join this strange adventure for laughs and maybe figure out what's wrong with me.

There's no actual sex scenes in this, I promise.

Also, does anyone know where I could get a cover image for this?

I have now managed to proofread this a little better... ish.