The Hacking Mare; Downsized, The Birth of Overwhelming Laughter, Fluttershy's Side Story

The Hacking Mare; Downsized

The Birth of Overwhelming Laughter

Fluttershy's Side Story

by Hamon240

"Only if you put your weapon down." Sakamoto said with a laugh, keeping his gun targeted at the Major's head.

"What is he thinking? I'm pointing a sub-machine gun in his face, and yet he threatens me with a pistol?" The Major thought. "What's he playing at?"

"So what's it going to be?" Sakamoto asked. "Shall I kill you?"

"I don't think so." Starseeker said as he came in, his Buster Sword placed at Sakamoto's back.

"Y-you? B-but Master One-Wing killed you!" Sakamoto stammered as he turned around.

"I guess I'm just a lucky s.o.b. of a pegasus." Star replied.

"Now, put the pistol down and your hooves up." Star commanded.

"No!" Sakamoto shouted as he turned his gun into Starseeker's face. But as Sakamoto went to pull the trigger, Star slashed the whole gun in half.

"Limit 1b: Cross-Slash!" he announced as he did it. He then turned to Sakamoto's computers, he stabbed his sword into the biggest monitor he saw and jumped up, leaving a large gash in the screen.

"Limit 2a: Climmhazard. A useful technique." he said as he passed the Major. "Better take this fool into the Chief."

"Yes, sir." The Major replied.

"So Sakamoto, they've caught you." Sakamoto heard One-Wing say in his head.

"Yes, sir..." he replied.

"Well, I guess you weren't as smart as I thought." One-Wing said. "Enjoy the prison."

"I'll see you there." Sakamoto commented.

"Oh no, you won't, because if they catch me after what I'm about to do, I'll be getting the death sentence." One-Wing replied.

The Major and Star went back to Sweet Apple Arches and found that Pinkie and Goodcop had been there.

"Where's Badcop?" the Major asked her inferior officer.

"He's giving our report to the Chief." Goodcop answered.

"Yes and what an eventful report it is." The Chief said over the radio.

"Goodcop, your partner told me of your sacrifice to keep the target safe, I do believe you've earned your weeks pay and some vacation time."

"Thank you Chief." Goodcop said with a bow.

"And you Major. The Laughing Mare, where is he?" the Chief asked. "I've got him here." the Major answered.

"Good. Bring him in." The Chief said. "That will be all." With that the radio turned off.

"Aren't you coming Goodcop?" The Major asked as she got into the van after throwing Sakamoto I the back.

"No, I'm going to spend my time here." Goodcop replied. "Oh and Major."

"Yes?" the Major answered.

"Could you tell the Movers to bring my stuff here to Ponyville? I think I'll be more comfortable living here." Goodcop said.

"All righty then." The Major said. "I'll do that."

"Thanks." Goodcop said as The Major drove off. "Now, why don't you show me where you live." he said to Pinkie.

"OK!" She replied. The trauma of today's earlier events obviously forgotten, maybe even, for the best.

The Hospital, 1 week later

"How are you little colt? Come on Overwhelming Laughter you can tell mommy." Pinkie said to a small child that looked pretty much like a genderbent version of herself, with green eyes.

"So, Pinkie. The wife of a cop and a mother now." Rarity said.

"Looks like we've left you in the dust Applejack, all alone, since your granny died, and now Big Macintosh has left you to watch Applebloom."

"You know Rarity, for someone who presses manners so much, you can be such a bi—." But Aj was cut off.

"Applejack! You should know better than to use that kind of language in front of children!" Pinkie said.

"But she has a point. Rarity can be...that word sometimes." Dash said.

"Besides, I'm sure Fluttershy, where ever she may be, is still alone to." Twilight commented.

"Do you mean the yellow pegasus in the next room over?" Goodcop asked.

"HUHHH?" Dash, Twi, Aj, Pinkie, Star, and Rarity stammered in unison. They looked into the room, sure enough, it was Fluttershy, and a male that wore a red cloak, his yellow mane was short in the back, his bangs came down the right side of his face.

"OMG!" Rarity exclaimed.

"What..." Aj mumbled. "That Fluttershy has a mate?"

"NO! It's the fact that her mate is...Humble Soul! Famous royal guard, alchemist, and the brother of another famous alchemist named Short Temper!" Rarity exclaimed. "And he's wearing a jacket that I designed."

But something else caught Applejack's eye, Fluttershy was holding a pair of twins. One colt and one filly. The colt's eyes where dark blue, and his mane was more golden than his body's coat. The filly had light green eyes, and was the mirror image of her mother.

"Oh, hi...Humble dear, these are my friends...Starseeker, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack. Hey, where's Pinkie Pie?" Fluttershy said as she saw her friends walk in the door.

"She's in the next room over." Star answered. "We're here cause she just had a colt as well. His name is Overwhelming Laughter."

"Oh...well his name is Willingheart." Fluttershy said holding up her colt. "And she's Kindheart, named after my mother." she added holding up her filly.

"So, I guess he was the one guarding you while you were away." Star said.

"Yes, I was." Humble Soul answered. "It's nice to finally meet you High Commander Starseeker."

"Likewise, so why don't yo get us up to speed with what happened to Fluttershy."

"Yes sir." Humble Soul said with a salute.

Manehatten, 4 weeks ago

"Ummm, shouldn't I be hiding with my friends?" Fluttershy asked.

"No, I can offer more protection. So I shall keep you safe until the one that's after you has been caught." Humble Soul answered. "The pony that's after you is a psycho killer that goes by the alias of The Chopper. He also goes by 66, since his name is #66 on death row."

"Eppp!" Fluttershy squeaked. "Does he-he want to kill me?"

"No, he wants to capture you and take you to his boss." Humble Soul said. "Now lets get you to my place."

Manehatten, three weeks ago

"H-humble Soul..." Fluttershy said with a blush.

"Yes." he answered. "I-I love you." Flutter replied nervously.

"I love you to." Humble replied. Just then a load crash sounded as the window shattered, and standing in the middle of the room was #66: The Chopper.

"Come here little filly, and I won't chop your boyfriend to pieces." 66 said to Flutter as he held Humble Soul down.

"Umm, uhhh..." Fluttershy stammered as he backed into a corner.

"Run!" Humble Soul said as he transmuted a small dagger and used it to smack The Chopper's meat cleaver out of his hand.

"Ah!" 66 exclaimed. And as 66 punched Humble in the face to put him in his place, Fluttershy bucked him to the open window.

"I'll kill you if you hurt him anymore!" she yelled. "Humble, call the cops."

"Uh, sure..." Humble Soul said as he wiped blood off his lip and picked up the phone. As the cops took him away, Fluttershy laid in Humble Soul's lap.

"It's about time." he said.

Road approaching Ponyville, Yesterday

"We need to get there soon!" Humble Soul yelled at the driver. "We're in town limits now!" the drive replied. "You said the hospital right?" "Yes, please!" Humble said. "Well we're there, get out." the driver said. "Thank you." Humble said as he got Fluttershy into a wheelchair.

Present Time

"Wow, that's a lot." Dash said.

"Yea..it is..." Applejack commented sadly.

"Imma go home...ya'll... see ya later..."

"What's with her?" Dash asked.

"Envy..." Star answered.

Zephyr Ninja Clan Reservation, the next night

"Who are you?" the Clan elder asked One-Wing.

"Your death." the alicorn replied as he held his hoof up in the air and the whole reservation burst into flames.

"I'm done playing. Now to go under and get "Mother" and the Black Materia." One-Wing said. In one of the burnt houses a mother was telling her child to run.

"I can't just leave you mother!" the earth pony ninja yelled.

"GO Settled Score! You have to live so you can avenge the clan!" his mother replied. And with this his mother died. Settled Score ran as far away as he could. He was a young adult, at least 18. He had a black mane, wore a blue shirt, and had a sword with a black hilt that blended into the sheath, held to his back with purple rope. Settled Score ran and ran continuously, not knowing he was headed for Sweet Apple Arches.