Author's Note

Switched thought bubble from *I'm thinking* to I'm thinking and I would also like to thank you all for liking and favoriting my fic! It really means a lot! By the way the sex scene was a horror writing... xD

How about a hangover in Canterlot?

11:00 am, Near Applejack's Family Farm

You woke up seemingly in the middle of nowhere, your head hurt like there was no tomorrow and you just remembered that had a meeting in Canterlot, and by this time you were already late! If everything worked out you could have gotten there in about eight hours by train. But first you would need some bits for the passage. "Ugh, shit that was one party last night." you grumbled. Sitting there looking around you, you looked for clues of where you were. You never saw so many apple tree's in your life! "Shit I must be at Applejack's place!" You couldn't remember a single thing from the previous day besides the part when partied your ass off! You stood up, still a little tipsy from all of the liquor you had yesterday. You almost fell while trying to get up, but caught yourself. With a major headache still going through your head you didn't feel like doing anything all you wanted was just a cup of coffee.

Since you were in Applejack's farm you figured you could see if they needed any help so you could earn a few bits, as a ride to Canterlot isn't free. You slowly start moving towards the house where Applejack lived. The farm itself was very big, as far as the eye could see, there were apple tree's. As you walked along the tree's you thought aloud "How the hell does somepony do something like this every single season? Shit I think I would die from doing something like this..." you caught your breath from the long walk, You weren't very fit to run after you had thrown up a couple of times earlier that night. You walked by the barn and saw that Applejack was having trouble fitting some new wheels for one of her wooden carts. Seeing this you walked closer to the entrance "Do you need any help with that?"

All you heard was her struggling. "Hey Anon, I sure could use some of your help to fit this here wheel onto the axle! I mean I got on here but It keeps squeaking!" She looked confused so you tried to remember what little you could from your auto shop class in high school.

You then remembered that a bit of oil should do the trick based on what type of axle she had on the cart "back in my day of fixing stuff like this at school my teacher told me that all axles should be oiled have you done that Applejack?" Remembering this you were a life saver. To bad we don't have any WD-40 in Equestria...

"I think I have some oil laying around in a jar somewhere" she started looking for it and for a few minutes she had been gone so you had stood up and went to go find her and when you did by the way her facial expressions looked it was like she had something out of reach. So you walked to closer her and looked up on one the shelves and there it was, the jar of oil that was needed to eliminate the squeaky sounds. You clearly had the height advantage over her because being around six foot really helped tower over things and ponies. A three and a half foot earth pony like Applejack was simply no match.

Walking over to wheel you set down the jar and began removing the wheel. "Applejack look closely i'm going to show you how my teacher from school taught me how to do this, this may not be the best type of lubricant out there but it will work. Remember having some is better than having none at all." The nut holding the wheel to the axle was finally removed and you held up the kart with one arm and stuck your hand in the jar of oil so you could oil the axle. After that was done you simply attached the wheel back on and let the kart rest on the wheel, while tightening the nut back on you say "Now you see that wasn't that hard."

She just simply smiled and replied "Thank you Anon that was really annoying me; would you mind helping me around the farm a bit?"

"Sure but I need some bits to get to Canterlot and back because I need to meet with the royal orchestra but I have no way to get there. I pretty much missed the meeting already so I guess I can work for you for a bit... " at this rate I can probably finish in a few hours and get there by six-ish

"Sure Anon I can give you some bits but first you gotta do some work around here." she gestured to you to follow her.

You walked with her to an apple tree and said "What now?" Confused as to what she was trying to get you to do.

"Lets see how good you are at getting apple's!" Ugh, this is going to be a long day... So you climbed up the tree and started to shake the branches until until all of the apples fell off. Using this method took you about thirty seconds to clear a tree, and jumping from tree to tree also cleared a few apple's but after falling a few times you decided that jumping from tree-to-tree wasn't the best idea ever.

After a bit of practice you were able to get a tree down in about 20 seconds.

"Hey Applejack i'm going to go to the edge of the orchard!" Since you kind of lagged behind the rate that Applejack bucked the tree's you thought it would be best to go to the edge of the orchard as to not have her wait for you.

All you heard from a distance was "Go ahead i'll meet you in the middle!" So you started walk to walk toward the edge of the orchard. By the time you were there you were overheating like crazy! The sun was high in the sky boiling anything that was in it's way. You were toasted and the fact that you were going to have to clear all of the tree's didn't help out much.

Slowly you began to shake the tree that was closest toward the edge of the fence. I feel like i'm going to spend a few hours doing this...

6:00 pm, Applejack's family farm

Cuts and bruises along your arm, with a weary look on your face you return to apple jack in the middle of the orchard. "How can you do this so much?" you said panting as if you had just ran a marathon.

"There's really nothing much to it Anon it just needs some effort!" That back breaking effort was about to kill you! "Here you go, twenty four bits for some hard labor today. I really appreciate it Anon, especially for fixing that noise on the wagon! I swear to Celestia I was going to go crazy hearing that!" She said jokingly hitting you on the shoulder. She had handed you your hard earned bits and you both waved goodbye. You had followed the trail out of the orchard and started heading toward the train station.

You knew it was going to be a long ride there and if everything went well you would arrive in Equestria around midnight. Sure you missed your very first meeting with the royal orchestra, but as long as you came there right? Noticing the train station from a distance you started to run toward it. Running to the train station was like a simple walk compared to the run you had at the orchard. Arriving there you looked to see the scheduled routes and thank Celestia the train to Canterlot was only a few minutes away from arriving here.

Walking up to the ticket master you gave him twelve bits in exchange for a ticket for the train to Canterlot. "Ticket for the Canterlot train, please!" you said as you gave him a stack of 12 bits. After purchasing the ticket you put it in your pocket so you wouldn't lose it. It wasn't fully in your pocket though, halfway sticking out of your pocket your ticket to the train wan't as safe as you thought it was. After a few minutes the time came for you to get on the train. You stood up and boarded the train, but as you stood up your ticket had simply fallen out of your pocket due to your poor sense of responsibility. You noticed the ticket master on the train was already collecting tickets from the front of the train.

As you sat down you instantly noticed the difference between a metal bench and a leather seat. "mmm..." you let that escape your mouth as you relaxed on your seat. Nopony was really sitting next you, which pleased you because you loved to enjoy the scenery quietly, even if it meant sitting there by yourself. Seeing the sun set was a pleasure because it reminded you of your dream with Luna. The doors to the train soon closed and the train started to move.

The ticket master was getting ever so closer to you, so you decided to check your pocket for the ticket but felt nothing... What the? "Shit!" How the hell could I have lost it I swear I had it! The ticket master had eventually made his way to your car slowly opening the door time seemed to slow down, sweat began to drip from your forehead. You looked in absolutely all of your pockets and found nothing...

"Ticket please" holding out his hoof he pleaded for what you did not have but paid for. You lost it...

"Hey, I don't know what happened to my ticket I bought it and now I don't have it!" you stammered Shit I really hope he's not going to get anybody after me, or put me in jail! You almost wet your pants right there thinking that you would go to jail not even after your first week being here in Equestria!

"Well how much did you pay for you're ticket?" he looked at you as if this wasn't the first time somebody did this on the train.

"Twelve bits... sir..." Unsure of what his intentions were you trembled at his words.

"Then you will pay twelve bits again. I'm sorry to say but this train isn't free!" he blurted out at you.

So you pulled out your last twelve bits that were supposed to be spent on a trip back to ponyville and surrendered them. You could have easily just knocked him up side the head and taken your money back, perhaps even disposing of him to out of the train. But you would never murder anypony! To you it just felt wrong to even hit anyone back on earth so why hit anypony here? But you always assured yourself that if the time ever came you would knock the living shit out of who ever messed with you!

Shaking your head you face palmed yourself for losing your very own ticket. "Everything is so expensive I can't imagine the Canterlot market prices!" Trying to calm yourself from what just happened you looked at the scenery outside that seemed to fly by. You took a moment to take a deep breath and enjoy the setting sun. After about 30 minutes of simply passing barren land the occasion had set you in a drowsy mood. So you closed your eye's and rested your head against the wall of the passenger car. You drifted off into a haze and fell asleep.

Midnight, Canterlot train station

"Wake up!" You turned to your side in annoyance. "Hello!" "For the love of Celestia wake up!" All of a sudden you realized that the train was at a complete stop and that the ticket master was yelling at you to get up and leave.

You complied by rubbing your eyes and standing up. Looking for a exit you scan both direction noticing that the closest one was on the right side you go and leave the train. To only be invited by all of the noise that you hated.

"This city must never sleep!" You pleaded, trying to remember where you met rarity was probably your best chance to finding the castle again. "I think it's down that street and to the... left? I don't know I might as well go and see." You thought to yourself about the fact that the streets were clearer than in the mornings. You across the street and by all of the market stalls that the owners bombarded you with. You stopped and looked to your left and only saw more of what you just crossed so you looked to your right and behold the behemoth structure was only 2 blocks away.

You started to approach the castle and soon you got close to the doors the guards were staring you down like the normally would. You opened the door cautiously, inspecting what ever you saw. The hallways were as beautiful as you had first remembered. You walked in fully closing the door behind you, and making sure not to make any sudden loud noises crept along the rooms. If only every place was this beautiful you thought to yourself while inspecting the stained glass windows. "It's beautiful isn't it?"

You almost jumped out of your skin "Who's there?" you looked in both directions but saw no one... Princess Luna is that you is that you? you knew she could read people's minds because if she did it in your dream she must have been able do it anywhere else.

"It is indeed I" you saw her walk into the hall you were in, and took a knee with a hand to your heart in her honor. You stood up and continued to observe the stained glass window, noticing every crisp detail about it. "Does thou wish to come with us into thy courtyard?"

"I would love to." You followed her to an exit that revealed a magnificent display of flowers and stars. "Wow, this is beautiful!" As you looked upon the sky the stars seemed to be two times brighter. I don't think i'll ever forget this moment, the stars, the night, and i'm here with her Luna all of a sudden looked away because the blushing was to much as it was

"Does thou truly feel that upon us?" she insisted that you had gave her an answer.

Shit!I totally forgot about that already...

All you heard from her was cute laughing. "Well a bit I suppose."

Trying to avoid an awkward situation not that already wasn't for you told her "I'm sorry if it made things uncomfortable."

"There not if you were wondering, I just haven't met anypony or perhaps human that appreciated the night as much as I do." You couldn't disagree anymore, nighttime was simply amazing and you often found yourself laying under the night sky observing what ever could be past your wildest imagination.

"Well your abilities are beyond my wildest dreams and you make the night a more special time than more than anything I've experienced in a long time." You felt like spilling your heart in sincere praise!

"There is no need to boast my name. For I am just as regular as you or any other pony." It kind of shocked you hearing her put herself down onto your level. After all you considered yourself a nobody.

"You're not as regular as you think" you replied back to her I could see you raise the moon again I would because you are the one and only, Princess of the night!" You gently grabbed her hoof and kissed it. Letting go you seemed to have made her feel a bit more happy.

"You know that life on earth wasn't anything like it is over here. Nobody raises the moon, nobody raises the sun, nobody clears the clouds. This place is amazing compared to where I was!" Going over your memories you never really had much to talk about besides music and My Little Pony. "Would you like to hear a bit of the things I've learned on earth?" Getting a nod of approval you turned around and gestured her to follow you. Heading towards the room full of instruments you had to quickly decide what you were going to play. After a quick decision you made it to the chamber of instruments. You had decided to go for a violin solo. You picked you picked up the violin and bow and positioned yourself. You started with a slow tempo and gracefully speed up.

After 10 minutes of pure joy to your ears, you had finally ended the song. "How was that? Only thing I've ever had time for in my life back on earth." you included as you put away the instrument into it's rightful place.

"It was very beautiful Anon!" a squee of delight came from her as she rejoiced at the masterpiece you had just finished playing.

"Thank you!" you said as you took a bow for her."Later today I should a meeting with the members of the royal orchestra. I just don't think I made a good first impression on them already because I wasn't able to make to the first one yesterday because I had no bits to get to Canterlot. In fact I really think I need some rest I have a big day today"

"You may sleep in my chambers if you have nowhere to go." She made an incredible offer at the moment and you knew you wanted the rest so bad.

"I mean if it's alright with you I will." Luna looked at you again and nodded, beginning to follow her to her room for a bit of relaxing and some deep sleep, you smile at her generosity. You never even thought that you would be offered a place to rest after losing all of your bits. I never knew ponies were so generous!

"You seem to be too." You gave yourself a mental pat on the back as you earned the princesses trust already. "After thousand years spent on the moon, I need someone to talk to at night and please me..." You were shocked at what you heard.

Was she really trying to get with me the whole time?

Your personal thoughts were no longer yours, but you shared them with Luna. "After all that I've been through, I only need the best to satisfy me."

As soon as you had heard that your pants began to bulge and you started to breath faster. You couldn't deny your feelings, she was smoking hot! Luna had picked you up with her magic, the feeling of weightlessness was incredible she had moved you onto her bed and jumped on the bed herself. Not even a second later You and Luna were locked in a passionate kiss, her tongue invaded your mouth and so you fought back with yours. Luna moaned in pleasure as you had grabbed her plot firmly and squeezed it. Your raging boner was begging for a release from it's state of captivity.

You had broke the kiss and began to strip off your clothing, your sweatshirt was the the first to get taken off because it was already hot as it was in Luna's room. Your shirt was next in the clothing barrage, your pants were a struggle to take off due to your stiff guy just waiting to get some action. You began kissing Luna on her neck, with satisfying groans, Luna's wings were now fully erect.

You heard Luna gasp for air as she was breathing at a rapid rate. By the time you had started massaging her wings she had gotten all over you. "I need you to fuck me!" You were never anymore ready her to say those words... You had stood up and finished taking off whatever clothing you had left on. "What ever pleases you your majesty!" Slowly positioning yourself you decided that you'd tease her a bit, the anticipation was killing her as you pierced her walls with the head of your throbbing cock into her clit and took it out in a very slow motion. Every time you had entered her she moaned in ecstasy.

Enough with this shit! By now your only mission was to satisfy her in time of need. Put your thrusts into high gear you let out a groan every time you thrusted and felt your orgasim building. The faster you went the more you felt it coming, She screamed out as you kept pounding her like there was no tomorrow. There was no return anymore, you had reached your orgasm and with that you brought Luna to hers. "Nnnngh!!" letting out a cry Luna was over her edge. Her incredibly sensitive marehood was soaking from all of the both your and her juices.

You had gotten an Idea that would surely please, you gestured Luna that you wanted to get into the sixty-nine position and she happily complied. You knew that it wouldn't take long for Luna to reach her climax so you decided to go slow and embraced her flowing juices. You began to maneuver your tongue around her and the fact that she was giving you a blowjob too was an amazing feeling! She tasted like like sweetest honey that you had ever tasted! it just made you want to speed things up a little bit. So you got Luna to the point where she couldn't even hold your shaft anymore! She was going crazy over you and you liked being in control over her. Soon she hit another orgasm and your face was covered in her juices.

You noticed that Luna was already starting to doze off so you decided to move her off of yourself and cover her with the bed sheets and went to the other side of the bed to get under the sheets. As you hopped in bed your body just went limp and your eyes closed.