The Cutie Mark Crusaders Try Cocaine For The First Time

One sunny morning Scootaloo was going for a walk while listening to "We cant stop" by Miley Cyrus. She stopped at every building and wall twerked. Sometimes she even went inside and twerked on peoples faces. Of course every body hates Miley Cyrus so they all punched that bitch in the face. While Scootaloo twerked on the side of the bakery a strange man whispered from the alley.

"Hey kid i got what you need....I got the good stuff." said the creepy old child molester as he held up a bag of ilegal substances.

"Oooooh sugar! I do need some of that! I was just about to go back to the tree house and make some kool-aid!" yelled Scootaloo in excitment.

"Here ya go..I just need you to pay 20$." Exclaimed the old man as he scratches his nut sack.

"Okay sir!" says Scootaloo.

"HEY COME BACK THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF TAINT ROLLED UP INTO A BALL!" yells the old man.

Scootaloo runs off back to the tree house while twerking at every stop. While she made her way back to the tree house Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were tagging up some buildings around Ponyville. They wrote some really disturbing things on the Library where Twilight lives. That's because they fucking hate her stupid ass. Later they both returned to the tree house too see that Scootaloo was making some Kool-aid.

"Yu-ummy! Grape is my favorite flavor!" yells Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom.

"I got the good kind of sugar from some creepy old perverted guy with an erection in the alley." says Scootaloo as she pours three glasses of Kool-aid.

Scootaloo hands them their glasses and they propose a toast.

"A toast to being so fucking awesome!" They yell as they cling together their glasses.