The Cutie Mark Crusaders Try Cocaine For The First Time

After walking around for a while they started to get "The Munchies..." so they stopped by the bakery to get some kick ass Urinal Cake. As they walked in the bakery they got some really strange looks from everyone in the bakery. They decided to cuss at everyone they saw for the rest of the day. They sat down at a table and waited for the stupid ass waiter to come and get their order.

"Hello how may i take your fucking order?" asks the waiter.

"I would like three Urinal cakes you stupid faggot..." says Scootaloo as she gives the waiter the finger.

This turned into a huge argument....

"Fuck off, man mattress. I hope you get fucking raped. " says the waiter in a mad voice.

"By the time you discover how not to be a panda pounder, it will be practically a few days too late. You fucking bitch." says Sweete Belle as she giggles.

"Go fuck your sister, you fucker." says the waiter in a in raged voice.

"Already did cunt. Know why you have urinary tract infection? Because you're a neo-conservative shit stain." says Apple Bloom as she farts in her hand and throws it in the waiters face.

"Why you little shit im gonna kick your little ass!" yells the waiter.

"Just try it and do me a favor while your at it. Come over to my house and drizzle some feces on your aunt, I heard that fuckface thinks it's swell." says Apple Bloom.

"You need a swift kick to the ass!" yells the waiter.

"Drink a can of placenta, you cunt." says all three of them as they walk out of the store.

"Do me a favor and get raped by a cheerleader, you fucking pillow humper!" the waitress says as she shoots them the finger.

The crusaders did not get anything to eat...Little did they know...That the sugar that man gave them made them want to eat eachother. Later that day they all went back to the tree house. Scootaloo kept on drooling while looking at Apple Bloom. Scootaloo grabs the salt and a knife and hides it in her back fat.

"Hey Apple Bloom come back here with me." says Scootaloo as she points to the bathroom of the tree house while twitching.

When they get in the bathroom Scootaloo hits her in the head with a ball sack that she cut off of a stupid faggot. Apple Bloom instantly falls down and passes out. First thing Scootaloo did was cut off Apple Blooms hoofs and put them into a bowl. After that she Scalped her and chopped her mane up and used it as parsley. Then to top it all off she cut off her Cutie Mark and put it on as the topping of her salad..You know because shes on a diet. Finally she stabs Apple Bloom 79 times in the face and cut her head off and threw her out the window. She walked back into the room and licked the bloody mess off of her fingers when suddenly a chainsaw cut her torso in half.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screams Scootaloo.

Sweetie Belle was chopping her up into bite sized pieces while reading a cook book called "How to cook a dumb ass irredeemable slut infidel pony." she was finished chopping her up and got a frying pan and started to fry the little pieces. This recipe was called "Scrotum stain and nipple scab soup." after she fried that up she put it in a sauce pan on low heat with a couple of nipple scabs and half a cup of milk. After letting that boil down she pissed into a cup and poured it into the soup. It was finally finished. She poured it into a bowl and added a beautiful ball of pubic hair to top off her soup. She gulped it down and then wend outside and shot her self.

-Never try cocaine kids.