Cupid: Arrival

by completelyoriginalname

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1191

cupid, fed up with the uncaring nature of humanity, flees to the happy world of equestria. who is this man? what is he hiding? how does he know so much? all of these and more in, Cupid:Arrival.

Fed up with the uncaring nature of humans, Cupid is sent to equestria to settle afairs there. But when the water turns out to be deeper than it appears, Cupid wonders if this race is even worth the trouble.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-07 05:00:03 UTC

its a whole new world

RATING:E

Twilight was siting on her couch in the library, working on yet another essay to the princess celestia. Until of coarse several knocks came from outside the door.

"Its unlocked," twilight stated.

The door creaks open to reveal the ruler of equestria herself. Her mane flowing under its own gravity, looking as regal as ever.

"Oh... princess cel..." the princess cut twilight off mid sentence.

"Oh twilight, Lulu and I talked and were going to drop the title. Just call me celestia now."

"Ok pri...I mean celestia, I'm almost ready with that ess..." twilight's words were drowned out by a large werrrrrrrrrrr accompanied by a white light that grew ever brighter. The two mares clamped there eyes shut to prevent going blind. Through all of this a defining Thud came from twilight's right. As the light dimmed and the buzz faded. The girls opened there eyes to find a weird creature propped against the wall, unconscious.

"What in taratus, is,THAT?"

"I don't know twilight,"

"SPIKE!"

"What?"spike, bairly conscious himself, stummled down the stairs.

"Call the girls and Luna down here," she said slowly creeping up to the foreign creature.

"Whatever," spike mummbled. Obviously he didn't see the creature himself. Spike just grabbed the quill and parchment, jotted down a quick letter. Then sent it before returning to his bed.

Two hours later

Cupids pov

'Uhh...' Cupid groaned. A severe pain pulsing in his scull. He attempted to get up, only to flop back onto the cushions he rested on. Opening one eye to obeserve his surroundings, only to be greeted by eight pairs of eyes staring right at him.

"Uhh, hi," Cupid said before being barated with questions.

"Who are you? What are you? Why are you here? A..."

"Listen love, you go get me an ice pack and I'll be glad to explain everything." The purple equine stepped into the kitchen and walked out levitating an ice pack. "Thank you. now to answer your questions. Cupid, A god, and I was assigned to your speicies."

"There are other species?"

"yes. some better than others, but out there. now who might you be?"

"twilight."

cupid pulled out a notepad and scribbled some notes down.

"Pleasure to meet you, I'm Cupid."

"Cupid, great to see you." The tall white one spoke.

"What?" Cupid said confused.

"It's me, Celest."

"Oh, Celest! How have you been?"

"I've been well. How are things in Asgard?"

"Boring as ever."

"Guff."

Twilight just sat there baffled.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Cupid and I were good buddies back in Asgard."

"Oh ok. That makes more sense."

"Well, if you girls don't mind. I'm going to go and familiarize myself with this place."

"Oh. Oh. Ill show you around. We can gototownhallandthentothebakerytomeetpumpkinandpoundohyou'lllovepumpkinandpound..."the pink one started talking a mile a minute.

"Woah woah woah. Slow down. I could use a showfurr."

"Wait. You cant just go out there. The town will freak." The shorter white one said. Which make Cupid smirk.

"Mistake number one. Never doubt me." Cupid snapped his fingers, and in a puff of smoke the small, slender God disappeared, and was replaced by a pony. He had a pale pink coat and a pink mane with white highlights, and had two hearts intertwining as a cutie mark.

"Tada."

"Come on." The enthusiastic pink pony urged. The two left the building without another word.

a little stroll

"I'm sorry, I don't believe I caught your name." Cupid said as they emerged into the main street.

"Pinkie," Pinkie had simmered down to light vibrations.

"Ah, so Pinkie, you seem the sociable type. What can you tell me about the locals?"

"Well you've already met me and twilight. The others were applejack, the orange one, rarity, the purple haired one, Fluttershy, the shy one,dashie, but don't call her that, princess celestia, the tallest one and the ruler of equestria, along with princess Luna, her sister.

"Huh, a monarchy."

"A what?"

"Nevermind."

The two continued down the street. Pinkie describing the townsfolk and Cupid writing cliff notes on his notepad. After a while, the duo reached sugercube corner and Pinkie invited him in.

"I'll be right back." Pinkie disappeared around the counter. Cupid took a seat and pulled out his trusty PDA. Whilst it linked to this world, Pinkie brought out two cups of tea.

"So enough about our world. What about yours?"

"What do you mean?"

"What's it like there?"

"Well, nothing too extravagant, compared to this place."

"A..." Cupid was cut short by hus PDA vibrating. Signaling that the world sync was complete.

"Ohhh...that's not a pretty picture."

"What?"

"Oh, nothing. Thank you for the tea but I must be off."

"O...Kay, bye I guess."

Cupid flew out the door and out of the city. He slowed to a stop and rested on a branch of a nearby tree. Settling into place, he pulled out his PDA and turned it on. The display powered up and the discomforting image. Cupid was given this by Zeus to aid in his efforts. It was able to show the status of everyone in the world. It gave Cupid a leg up. But the data on his tablet was just, unsettling. The graphs showed baried emotions,malice and mistrust, and overall problems left and right.

"Heh,love and harmony, huh Zeus."

INCOMING (prologe)

RATING: E

"These humans discust me," Cupid mummbled to himself. As he stared at the planet mortified, watching the human race delve into yet a third world war. The soviets pouring nukes over the U.S. like rain. While the United States retaliated with its plethora of aircraft carriers bombarding the coasts of Russia. Cupid sat there wondering why he even bothered with the humans in the first place. "Damn Pandora had to screw things up for them."

"Uhh...Cupid?"

"Yeah mercury?"

"Zues and them want you."

"Of course they do." Cupid got up from his chair. Slipped on his pink plad buisness suit over his wings and white undershirt. Along with his kacki dress pants and his trademark white tie with pink polka dots,then snatched his pink cane from the hook. For being a God depicted to wear diapers all the time, he dressed well. He and mercury left cupids quarters and headed straight to the main hall where aires, posiden, and Zeus resided.

"Cupid, how are you?"

"Alright, Zeus."

"Somethings wrong, what's up Cupid?"

"*sigh* I don't know why we bother with these humans."

"What do you mean?"

"There in the middle of yet another world war! Every person on that planet hares everyone else! Even after all I did after the second one! I just want to help a race that actually appreciate my help! Is that to much to ask?"

"No, I have been worried about the humans. I understand your frustration. That is actually why I requested you. I'm assigning you to a new universe. One based on love and tolerance."

"Thank you Zeus, you don't know how muc..." Cupid couldn't finish. Zeus open a portal. Blinding light pouring out, forcing Cupid to shield his eyes. The opening ripped Cupid off his feet. Then sucked him into the endless white abyss.