Digibrony x Bronycurious x Cookie Cutter x Sugary VIolet x Ronald Reagan

by dumpski

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Sad, Romance, Tragedy, Adventure
Length: 394

Digibrony and Bronycurious have gay horse sex when something happens.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!

Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-14 07:56:41 UTC

Fallout Equestria - Digibrony is a fucking idiot. - PART 27 - Game Grumps

Bronycurious and Digibrony were having gay sex when suddenly Munchy bursted into the room. He shot them with his space laser and they stopped being gay and shit. Munchy ate some Honey Nut Cheerios and then he died. So Digibrony was all like, “Well fuck dude, let’s go do things now,” and so they went to a nearby IHOP. Once inside, Digibrony punched a small child and Bronycurious had sex with a chair while singing the Ghostbusters theme song. So then this one chick came up and said something like, “مرحبا، كيف حالك؟” but neither of them knew Japanese or whatever the fuck that was so they put two small salads into a bigger bowl to make it a big salad which ripped apart space time and so that one girl died. I bet you thought that was Cookie or Sugary Violet, didn’t you? Yeah, you fucking guessed wrong, nerd. Ahahah, what a fucking loser. So then Digibrony turned into a robot and took Bronycurious to a bowling alley to pick up some hot chicks and eat the expensive pizza and to stare at the cool designs on the floor. Have you ever done that before? Stare at the floor of the bowling alley? It’s cool. I highly recommend it. So yeah, they did that and they met President Obama which Bronycurious stuffed into his mouth and digested him. Cookie and Sugary Violet are in the story now. They are riding on skateboards and flew through space. Cookie spotted Digibrony from another plane of existence and was all like, “AHAHAH PUNY MORTAL I SHALL TAKE PITY ON THEE.” and so she teleported to the bowling alley because she is also a wizard robot from space. They they, held hands or something and then they had a child, they named him Charles Barkley and he played soccer really good. Violet and Bronycurious did stuff too I think. Yeah. They like, ate pizza together and stuff. Yeah. Everything was going great in the future, did you not know this was the future? Yeah this is the future fucking 6,000,000,000,000,000 years in the future mother fucker. So yeah everything was going great in the future but then Digibrony and Bronycurious died because fuck those guys I mean seriously, come on.

The End.