Don't blink, Pink!

by monkeylegs

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, Comedy, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Pie Sisters, Doctor Whooves
Length: 1928

Pinkie discovers she may be a timepony from Gallopfrey, meanwhile, a parasprite gets major gas.

Pinkie discovers she may be a timepony from Gallopfrey, meanwhile, a parasprite gets major gas.

Published 2014-01-14 21:30:08 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-14 21:30:08 UTC

Long Chapter

Derpy wandered around Ponyville happily in her cardboard box, waiting for a player to click on her. "Oh, hiya Derpy! Wutcha doin'?" Pinkie said. "I'm waiting for them to find me to finish your quest!" Derpy squeed. "Oh yeah.. That game.. Do they have all the shards yet?"
"No!If they did they'd probably finish the game." Derpy explained.

"Hm. I'm gonna look at the genealogy scroll. Maybe your somewhere in it!" Pinkie said "I hope they find you soon so you can get out of that box!"

Pinkie hopped over to Twilight's new castle, and looked at a different scroll from the one that said the pie family was related to the apple family.
She began spreading it out looking at it, until she was in the middle of Ponyville, where it stopped.

Then she gasped. "Wait a minute.. Whats a Gallopfrey.." Pinkie looked at the scroll, searching for a smudge where it said 'planet Gallopfrey'

She didn't find it.

Pinkie teleported behind Twilight. "TWILIGHT! WHATS A GALLOPFREY!!?" She yelled. Twilight screamed and fell forward, again. "Wow, Pinkie! How do you keep doing that?!" Twilight asked. "That still didn't answer the question~"
"Well what was the question?"
"I asked what a gallopfrey was."
"A what?"
"A gallopfrey, a scroll said I was from Gallopfrey, or at least, my mom was, so I should be at least part gallopfreyan." Pinkie said.
"..." Twilight just stared confused at her friend.
"Pinkie, this isn't just a weird prank where you made up a word, is it?"
"Nope!"
"...Well, where did it say that?"
"Over here!" Pinkie lead Twilight to the end of the scroll where it said it.
"...Cloudy Quartz of the Pie family is from the planet, Gallopfrey." Twilight read.
"...PLANET?!" Twilight repeated, yelling.
"Yep, its a planet! That must mean.. I'M PART ALIEN!" Pinkie hopped in a circle.
Twilight simply stared at the scroll, looking for smudges, rereading to make sure, and attempting to have her brain process what she just read.

Pinkie stopped, and gasped. "Wait.. That must mean my sisters are also Gallopfreyan! And related to the apple family!" She smiled. "TWILIGHT! I NEED TO GO TO THE ROCK FARM! MY SISTERS STILL WORK THERE AND-AND-AND THEIR GALLOPFREYAN!" Pinkie yelled, hopping away. Twilight just continued to stare at the scroll, only moving to blink.
"BLINKIE! INKIE! WE'RE ALL GALLOPFREYAN!" Pinkie yelled. "Woah." She stopped, and looked at the large beautiful farm full of flowers, grass, diamonds, and all kinds of delicious juicy looking foods. "What happened when I was gone.." She stared in awe.
"Hi Pinkamena! Oh and, we sorta.. Hired a unicorn to help fix up the place a bit after our parents..left." Inkie said.
"Oh, I go by Pinkie now, sort of like how your nicknames are Blinkie and Inkie. And, by unicorn, do you mean Trixie Lulamoon?"
"Yep!" Blinkie said.
"Pinkie.. Its a good name. I'm just not sure why ponies call me Inkie instead of Marble Pie.." Inkie said.
"Its because you used to be a writer, silly! When we were younger before I moved to Ponyville you made really cool books! I heard you even helped A. K. Yearling (Daring Do) write her first book!" Pinkie complemented.
"Oh yeah.. Anyways, what was that first thing ya said?" Blinkie said.
"Mommy was gallopfreyan!" Pinkie said happily.
"Whatsa Gallopfrey?" Blinkie asked.
"...Gallopfrey?" Inkie said, at the same time as Blinkie.
"Gallopfrey's a planet! So its not some weird country in Equis, but an entire new PLANET!" Pinkie said, smiling.
"So we're.. Part alien? And mum WAS an alien?" Blinkie said, making a smile that said 'Cool!'
"Wait, Pink, how did you learn this?" Inkie asked.
"It was on one of Twilight's genealogy scrolls that said mommy was from planet Gallifrey!" Pinkie said.
"Twilight?" Said Inkie.
"Princess Twilight Sparkle, if you want. She turned into an alicorn~" Pinkie said.
The two sisters gasped.
"Pinkamena! Your friends with Princess Twilight Sparkle?! An alicorn?! As in-" Inkie was cut off.
"Shes the element of magic! I'm laughta!" Pinkie squeed.
"Wow! We REALLY need to talk more.." Blinkie said.
"But, how are we going to confirm that mama is from Gallopfrey?" Inkie asked.
"Uhm.. Well we can't just ask mum.." Blinkie said, staring down at the ground.
"Come on, Don't bring up memories. I like being happy." Pinkie said, looking at Blinkie.
"Hey! Lets ask Zecora!" Pinkie said.
"Oh, that zebra?" Inkie said.
"Yep! Hey, do you know her?" Pinkie asked.
"No, it was a wild guess because the name. I saw her once in Ponyville when I was going to buy a quill, though." Inkie said.
"Oh. well, lettuce go!" Blinkie said.
"Nice pun." Pinkie said, as the group walked off.

A few minutes passed.

Suddenly, something dark blue was in the sky. It was far, and the group couldn't see what it was.
"Whats that?" Pinkie asked.
"No idea." Inkie said.
"I wanna see!" Blinkie said.
It was closer, and it was rapidly flying down as faster then the group could run. They simply hoped it was small and backed up. Luckily, it crashed in front of them. It was a strange blue box.
"Whats it say?" Inkie asked looking at the dirt-covered words.
"POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX. POLICE TELEPHONE, FREE FOR USE OF PUBLIC. ADVICE AND ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATLY. OFFICER AND CARS RESPOND TO ALL CALLS. PULL TO OPEN." Pinkie read.
"Pull to open? Okee!" Blinkie said, pulling on a handle with her hoof, sending the door flying.
"Well, its not locked, that's for sure." Inkie said.
The ponies walked into the box, then they gasped once more.
"I-its-" Inkie stuttered,
"Bigger on the inside!" Blinkie shouted.
"Is it a TARDIS?!?" Pinkie yelled, silencing her sisters confusedly.

Gassy Parasprite

FRRRRRP! It happened again! The light blue parasprite shouldn't have ate that, if anything! It was farting on everything in the everfree! One of the creatures got mad and ate it.

Time and Relative Dimensions in Space

"What? It was a wild guess, I really don't even know what a TARDIS is!" Pinkie squeed.

Suddenly, a known mailmare went flying through a door in the box,

"AHHH!" The three yelled, attempting to dodge out of the way before she crashed into Pinkie.

"Sorry! I forgot how to fly." Derpy said, getting off of Pinkie. "Thanks for breaking my fall!"

"Wait, Ditzy Doo? How did you get here?" Inkie asked.

"Oh, ponies call me Derpy Hooves! And I got here sometime ago, I forgot, and I got here through the front door and I gasped and said 'Its bigger on the inside!' I think I was a filly when I first got here. The doctor likes fishsticks and custard a lot." Derpy said.

"The doctor?" The three asked at the exact same time. "Jinx! You guys owe me a cookie." Pinkie said.

"The doctor is a timepony, this is his TARDIS. It crashed earlier and hes trying to find his bowtie in the library, I think it fell in the pool."

"The pool? I thought you said he was looking in the library." Blinkie said, confused.

"The pool is in the library." Derpy explained.

"Wait! I guessed this was a TARDIS! Whats a TARDIS?" Pinkie asked.

"It means time and relative dimensions in space, and its bigger on the inside." A brown pony wearing a bowtie and fez said, walking in.

"Oh, hi Doctor!" The bubbly grey pegasus said, turning.

"Hi!" Pinkie said, waving.

"Nice bow tie." Inkie said.
"Yeah, bowties are cool." The doctor said, looking at the tie.

"How is this bi-" Blinkie didn't get to finish.

"-gger on the inside? Timelord technology, it simply looks like a blue box because the chameleon circuit broke and I don't wanna fix it. I mean, I totally CAN, but it looks really good like that." He said.

Blinkie just stood there with a confused expression.

"Okay, so, I'm probably and most definetly wrong, but I'll make a wild guess here. Your an alien from a strange planet named Gallopfrey that was destroyed in a huge war and this is a spaceship from that planet and your the last of your kind and you go around saving stuff and Derpy is your companion?" Pinkie said, doubtfully.

"Absolutely correct. How did you know that?" The doctor said.

"Well first, my mum was from Gallopfrey, and two, I'm really good at guessing it seems." Pinkie said.

"Gallopfrey?"

"Yup! Its called Gallopfrey, isn't it?"

"Gallifrey."

"Oh..Does your spaceship thingie travel through dimensions, then?"

"It can, sometimes. I don't know how to make it do it though, it just sort of does it sometimes, like when I regenerated into a pony."

Pinkie's two sisters just stared confused at the two's conversation.

"Regenerated into a pony? You didn't always look like that?"

"Nope, this is my.. I think 16th regeneration. A few 500 years ago or so I got a new cycle of regenerations, this is my 2nd after that."

"So, gallopfreyans can regenerate?"

"Well, not all of them. Only timelords can."

"I wonder if I'm a timepony. Er, timelord."

"Maybe, probably not, I'd doubt it, but maybe."

"It'd be cool if I was. Anyways, whats with the fez?"

"I like fezzes."

"Okay everypony! This conversation is boring! Doctor, can we go someplace really cool like we do a lot?" Derpy yelled, giving Pinkie a mean look while scooting a bit closer to the Doctor.

"Oh, yeah, wait, would it be okay if-" The doctor began pressing buttons and levers.

"So, where are we going to go?" Blinkie said, imagining a planet made of candy.

"I have no idea, this old thing never goes where I want!" The doctor said.

Inkie looked at the chance of them landing in a star, and simply ignored it hoping theres some strange reason that its bigger on the inside, like this NOT being the inside and that this is another demension and that if they landed in a star they'd be fine.

Don't Blink

They were on a planet (much to the delight of Inkie).

It was a green, pretty planet, looked a lot like Equis, pretty statues here and there, many apple trees, some bugs, bright pretty blue sky, it was beautiful.

"I don't know, this looks a lot like Equestria to me.." Inkie said, looking around.

"Well, its not. Its like Robloxia and Minecraftland, they look a lot alike, but their different in a lot of ways." The Doctor explained.

The group continued on, with Derpy in the back, she was looking around, and she noticed one of the statues moved its front hooves off of its face in the blink of an eye. She stared at the suspicious statue while the others chatted about bowties,rocks,and balloons.

"Uhm, doctor.."

"So then I was like, oh no you didn't! But I mean, he seriously did! And to Rarity!"

"Uhm... Doctor.."

"Oh my god Pinkie! Are you serious! Wow, thats hurtful.."

"EVERYPONY SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE!!" Derpy screamed, flying into the middle of the group.

"Doctor, one of the statues moved when I blinked, is it something dangerous like the silence or daleks?" Derpy said, landing and acting more calm.

"A statue moved? When you blinked?" The Doctor said, his smile turning downwards.

"Yes."

"Thats bad, thats really really really bad.. That means its a weeping angel, not a statue. Its a creature that moves faster then anything else, but it can only move when nothing is looking at it. Their dangerous beasts." He explained.

The pie triplets gasped.

Pinkie turned to check,

and it was there.