Pinkie Pie vs Rainbow Dash insult off

One sunny day in the middle of Ponyville two skanks were having a "Insult off" (This is where they both insult eachother one of them gives up). There was a huge crowd. Most people were going for Rainbow Dash..Thats probably because she blows them for seven dollars. Anyways lets spectate these dumb hoes and see if we can pick a winner! Before we start...They are fighting over a broken dick that they had both found at the same time. How fucking gay right? xD

"You go first Pink bitch!" yells Dash.

"No you! Freakin' Lesbo!" yells Pinkie back.

"Okay I will then faggola! My penis, your throat. Right now!" yells Dash as she point down below.

"Eww what the fuck you sicko! Do me a favor and get humped by a fat guy, you fucking meat wallet!" Yells pinkie.

"Why do they call you Pinkie Pie!? You are not at all sweet. In fact, you're a dick cheese!" yells Dash while gritting her teeth.

"I am too sweet you jerk off! Go get fucked by a moose!'' yells Pinkie in rage.

"I hope a convict pisses on you in a confession booth, you stupid pint of douchewater." yells Dash as she giggles.

"I didn't think a shitty pillow humper could be so awesomely disgusting until I met your hideous ass." says Pinkie.

"Why are you irritable, did someone shit in your risotto there, Professor Dickweed? " says Dash as she blows on her hoof.

"My idea of a wonderful Wednesday night is watching a sky pilot break your face. You fucking cunt!" yells Pinkie.

"Suck jizz from my butt cave you dirty loser." says Dash with a shoot of the finger. t(-_-)

"You are loathsome and you stink like anus aoli." says Pinkie as she spits on her hoof.

"You're the first nerd I've ever needed to rape." says Dash as she farts on her hoof and rubs it on Pinkies nose,

"Oh my god that smells like shit! I'm glad I made fun of you, you're a crappy rotting fuckpuppet. " says Pinkie.

Derpy rings a bell. That ends this round! TIme for round two!