Pinkie Pie vs Rainbow Dash insult off

Okay ladies for this round you will be using simple curse word...Not long ass sentences like last time. When Derpy Rings the bell you will begin. She will probably take forever because she is wanking off right now...Okay she is done now. RING IT!

(DING! DING! DING!)

"Demonizing bunghole plonker friend of a spazz nugget." says Dash.

"shitehawk bastard sodding lard shiner." says Pinkie.

"fuck sack cock wielding llama minge." says Dash while holding up a bag of rotten eye balls.

"retarded cocksplurt sample undead puke professor" yells Pinkie holding up a bag of semen.

"maiming sperm handler! stinky fuckwit whale" yells Dash.

"spunk asswipe prodigal sphincter biscuit." says Pinkie holding a kitten skull and crushing it.

(Fluttershy freaked the fuck out when she did that and went and shot her self...LOL)

"piss fucker hard-rubbing retard wiper treacherous tramp badger" yells Dash holding up a cup of piss and throwing it in Pinkies mouth.

"gaylord pig food trough faggot son of a cock-tip assjacker" says Pinkie whipeing the piss off her face and flinging her turds at Dashes face.

"bastardized jizz diarrhea cross-eyed chesticle amputee." says Dash while Diarrheaing all over Pinkies hoof.

"slut mange sodding shitshark alien" yells Pinkie while whiping the shit off her hoof and eating it.

"gigantic ass packer bloated earwax slapper virgin dickwhistle felcher!" yells Dash.

"Just leave already inbred dick piper fat douchewaffle pirate." says Pinkie while fileing her hoof.

"You leave first! You anus spunk-bubble animal-fondling clusterfuck flaps." says Dash while pointing at a tree.

"OH MY GOD A NUKE! RUN EVERYBODY!" yells Apple Jack.

Then they all exploded into little bite sized pieces that were eventualy eaten by...Me. Well...Anyways vote who you think won below!
Thanks for watching these Gonereah retards cuss at eachother like gay bunnies with turettes!