Pinkie Pie vs Rainbow Dash insult off

by -MahLeetlePanties-xD

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Random, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie
Length: 913

Pinkie and Dash have a long funny insult off

Pinkie and Dash have a long funny insult off just because they fucking feel like it. xD

Published 2014-01-14 21:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-14 21:10:02 UTC

LOLOLOL

One sunny day in the middle of Ponyville two skanks were having a "Insult off" (This is where they both insult eachother one of them gives up). There was a huge crowd. Most people were going for Rainbow Dash..Thats probably because she blows them for seven dollars. Anyways lets spectate these dumb hoes and see if we can pick a winner! Before we start...They are fighting over a broken dick that they had both found at the same time. How fucking gay right? xD

"You go first Pink bitch!" yells Dash.

"No you! Freakin' Lesbo!" yells Pinkie back.

"Okay I will then faggola! My penis, your throat. Right now!" yells Dash as she point down below.

"Eww what the fuck you sicko! Do me a favor and get humped by a fat guy, you fucking meat wallet!" Yells pinkie.

"Why do they call you Pinkie Pie!? You are not at all sweet. In fact, you're a dick cheese!" yells Dash while gritting her teeth.

"I am too sweet you jerk off! Go get fucked by a moose!'' yells Pinkie in rage.

"I hope a convict pisses on you in a confession booth, you stupid pint of douchewater." yells Dash as she giggles.

"I didn't think a shitty pillow humper could be so awesomely disgusting until I met your hideous ass." says Pinkie.

"Why are you irritable, did someone shit in your risotto there, Professor Dickweed? " says Dash as she blows on her hoof.

"My idea of a wonderful Wednesday night is watching a sky pilot break your face. You fucking cunt!" yells Pinkie.

"Suck jizz from my butt cave you dirty loser." says Dash with a shoot of the finger. t(-_-)

"You are loathsome and you stink like anus aoli." says Pinkie as she spits on her hoof.

"You're the first nerd I've ever needed to rape." says Dash as she farts on her hoof and rubs it on Pinkies nose,

"Oh my god that smells like shit! I'm glad I made fun of you, you're a crappy rotting fuckpuppet. " says Pinkie.

Derpy rings a bell. That ends this round! TIme for round two!

Round Two!

Round Two!

Time to start round two of this stupid fucking contest thing...I think it was rainbow dashes turn....GO!

"Wow was not funny you fucking twat squid!" yells Dash.

"Go rape yourself, you womanly, sloppy, dog fucking, fuckwit, dripping girlfriend-loving cheerleader-sucking poo sniffer." says Pinkie.

"I hate you so much I can't even piss without crying!" yells Dash as she pisses in a glass and cries. (xD)

"Fuck you with a hoe." says Pinkie as she sips a cup of tea like a sir.

"Go lose your virginity to a knife!" yells Dash slapping the tea out of her hand.

"Hey pick that up skank whod!" yells Pinkie pointing to the cup of spilled tea.

"No how about you drink a pint of vaginal discharge, you mindless pillow humper." says Dash as she waxes her stache.

"You stupid shitface, you fucking cock gobbler, die in a train wreck." say Pinkie pointing to the railroad track.

"Why don't you eat buttload of stinking butt butter, you dick chaser." says Dash pointing to a dead cat. (lolz)

"I want to destroy you unconscious and feed you cunt custard until you die." says Pinkie pointing at her asshole.

"It would be pretty if a hobo slammed your butt. Snank hole." says pinkie as she queefs is a jar and breaks it near Dashes feet.

Alright that's enough for now.....We will begin round three after you two bitches calm down.....For round three you will just simply curse at eachother...Not just insults this time...You actually cuss. Good Luck!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Okay ladies for this round you will be using simple curse word...Not long ass sentences like last time. When Derpy Rings the bell you will begin. She will probably take forever because she is wanking off right now...Okay she is done now. RING IT!

(DING! DING! DING!)

"Demonizing bunghole plonker friend of a spazz nugget." says Dash.

"shitehawk bastard sodding lard shiner." says Pinkie.

"fuck sack cock wielding llama minge." says Dash while holding up a bag of rotten eye balls.

"retarded cocksplurt sample undead puke professor" yells Pinkie holding up a bag of semen.

"maiming sperm handler! stinky fuckwit whale" yells Dash.

"spunk asswipe prodigal sphincter biscuit." says Pinkie holding a kitten skull and crushing it.

(Fluttershy freaked the fuck out when she did that and went and shot her self...LOL)

"piss fucker hard-rubbing retard wiper treacherous tramp badger" yells Dash holding up a cup of piss and throwing it in Pinkies mouth.

"gaylord pig food trough faggot son of a cock-tip assjacker" says Pinkie whipeing the piss off her face and flinging her turds at Dashes face.

"bastardized jizz diarrhea cross-eyed chesticle amputee." says Dash while Diarrheaing all over Pinkies hoof.

"slut mange sodding shitshark alien" yells Pinkie while whiping the shit off her hoof and eating it.

"gigantic ass packer bloated earwax slapper virgin dickwhistle felcher!" yells Dash.

"Just leave already inbred dick piper fat douchewaffle pirate." says Pinkie while fileing her hoof.

"You leave first! You anus spunk-bubble animal-fondling clusterfuck flaps." says Dash while pointing at a tree.

"OH MY GOD A NUKE! RUN EVERYBODY!" yells Apple Jack.

Then they all exploded into little bite sized pieces that were eventualy eaten by...Me. Well...Anyways vote who you think won below!
Thanks for watching these Gonereah retards cuss at eachother like gay bunnies with turettes!