The Survivor in a... Weird Land

   I walked down the abandoned street, with old husks of cars and old homes sagging, some having fallen down. I weave my way through what once was a street with people walking down, children playing and having fun. Now, it wasn't so cheery. The pavement was cracked, with weeds growing in them, along with several trees to help demolish the street. I slowly walked down the street, before I heard a howl.

Wolves these day were quite hostile, and travelled in large packs. I only had five mags (I got it right, critics! Mags! Not clips!) for my glock 17 and my knife. I ran to the most secure looking building. I had to pick the lock to the sun room, before slowly opening the door. It creaked, but not too badly. It still annoyed me though. I went into the living room, with a ceiling fan, and two chairs to the left and right arranged in a semicircle facing the tv in the corner, with one in the middle.

There was a familiar looking faded and ripped ottoman in front of both the tv and chairs. I went into the dining room, which had a set up monitor and computer, and another monitor and computer which were sitting in the corner next to a filing cabinet. There were two desks, one with the computer and monitor that had one small drawer and a cabinet to the computer. The other one was yellow, with four drawers and three sliding doors. In the middle was a dining table with four chairs, and to the left of it was a hutch.

I pilfered the kitchen for food, coming up with some stale chips, breakfast bars, and a Jenny Chang Pad Thai. I went upstairs. Ignoring the basement for now. The first room I went in and I had massive déjà vue. It was pretty much covered in pink, with a small bookcase, closet, and a... I forget. I haven't seen one in a while. I opened one of the drawers and was greeted with shirts. Ok... I went into the next room, which had two beds in it, with a closet, and the two clothes drawers, although these were smaller and went up, not sideways.

I opened the one closest to the door, and saw some shirts. I opened the one farther away and was hit with nostalgia and childhood memories. Staring at me was my very first Brony shirt. I looked around, and saw on my bed, the one next to the window and bookcase, Shelvin, my toy turtle. He looked no worse than when I last saw him. I went over and put him on my pack.

What? You're never to old for toys. (You guys might hate this part.) A white hole appeared next to me, with who I assumed to be Deadpool in it.

"You really are never old enough for toys! Look at me! I have a bunch in my apartment, and I use them all the time!" He said.

I facepalmed. "Go away!" The author shouted in Deadpool's mind.

"Fine." The hole disappeared and I shook my head right before I heard the pop of a silenced sniper rifle and an impact in my chest. I heard another shot, this one from an M4A1 carbine that shredded the weakened wall and my chest to shreds. I didn't get to see it of course, I was already dead. After seeing some white light, and ignoring it, because I could, for some reason, I saw one other side tunnel that I went through.

A bright light and a pounding headache later, I was in the Canterlot Throne room, in front of Luna, who had a dark blue coat, and dark blue, flowing mane with what looked like stars in it, her tail the same way. Her cutie mark was the moon. She was looking at me in surprise. Celestia was looking at me with a gaze that woman ready to rape someone gave. She had a rainbow mane and tail, both flowing, with a white coat and a sun cutie mark.

"I should run, shouldn't I?" I asked Luna. She nodded.

"You're calling the guards, right?" She nodded again.

"Can you replace that window?" I pointed at the one with Spike holding the Crystal Heart. Luna looked at me suspiciously then nodded.

"Great! Adios amigos!" I ran and jumped through the window, before realizing that it may have been a bad idea. I was free falling to the ground, a few thousand feet below.

"FUUUUUUCK MEEEEE!!!" I manage to scream, before a rainbow blur got me and ask,"Are yo-" The Pegasus dropped me again.

"GODDAMNIT!!" I hit a cloud.

"OW!" I kept on falling, before a purple aura surrounded me and slowed my fall so that I could survive if something cushioned my fall. The something was Bluebood.

"Thanks for the save!" I yelled to the group of the two earth ponies, two unicorn, and two Pegasus.

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"Blueblood, if you die, you made me happy!" I ran away, the royal guards having found me.

A/N Yeah, I was on my iPad at the time, and I'm not that fast of a typer with it.