The Survivor in a... Weird Land

"Ok, I think I got it!" I said.

"Let the fun begin!" Luna said happily.

We started off on the starting screen, where the disk decided to be a bitch and not work. "Son of a bitch!" I yelled at the same time Luna yelled, "HOW DARE THEE! WORK!!".

Let me just say, never sit next to her when she uses here Royal Canterlot voice, it hurts like hell."Luna! Calm down!" I yelled over and over again until I got her attention.

"Calm the fuck down! You need to focus! Breath in, breathe out."

Luna did that, and finally calmed down. I heard some shouting outside from royal guards who had come to investigate the yelling getting caught by Molestia. "May they rest in peace." I chuckled.

Luna laughed as well. "Let's try Call of Duty: Mare Ops." I nodded. Putting the disk in, Luna chose multiplayer. "Let me make me gamer profile! Let the yelling at people, BEGIN!"

I connected my headset, made my gamer profile, going with the preset loadout, and pressed start. "Death match!" I told Luna. "I suck ass at anything else."

She nodded, entering a match.

Honorable Mentions:

I managed to get stuck on a rock but still managed to run out of ammo before dying.

Luna killed a group of people. With a knife.

I assassinated Luna.

Luna got me and my entire team back in a fit of rage. I think I went deaf.

Luna got a headshot from across the map. While not aiming down the sights. Using a shotgun!

Funny Moments:

I jumped out of a chopper and fell from the very top of the map, assassinating someone. While not looking at the screen.

Luna got one kill in an entire match, due to the fact that she tried to kill a hacker. I feel bad for the fellow.

After finishing Call of Duty: Mare Ops, we decided on TF2. That didn't end well. I can't help if I'm a boss at that game! But when we got to MineCraft, I had to go over the learning stage, starting from scratch. Again. I managed to not die for about five minutes, until I fell into a ravine, Luna laughing her head off at me.