Operation: Dethrone II
Bonus Chapter 3.5: WHAT?!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterDnB was not having a good time in Ponyville. Ponies were whispering to each other, and he could only assume they were wondering about this red headphone-wearing cat who walked on two feet all the time. Still, he kept his cool and proceeded to the concert hall.
When he found the rental stand, DnB walked over to it and applied to reserve the hall for a concert. He had a bit of an argument with the stallion behind the booth, asking “What do you mean, ‘I can’t have a concert here because I’m a cat’? I’ll have you know that back in the human world I’ve played music for a million fans! I reckon that that’s more people than there are ponies in Ponyville!” This continued on until DnB finally defeated the pony and at a cost of 150 bits he was walking away with a rental form and an armful of blank posters and flyers.
After using magic to automatically print on all the means of advertising, he saw that there were some flyers pinned with pictures of Toothless Hawkins on them. This improved his mood, with him saying “Well…looks like I’ve got a bit of a competition…” He then laughed to himself and said to the poster “Well done, Hawkins. Well done.”
DnB was now pinning posters to places like telephone poles and other public structures. He usually placed them next to the ones belonging to Toothless Hawkins, showing that both of them were under the Monstercat label. DnB was almost done putting the last poster up when Vinyl was brave enough to approach him. Big mistake.
Vinyl slowly walked up to DnB, recognizing him as one of the cats she saw at her failed concert. DnB made himself look like he had had a frustrating day by tensing his muscles, but Vinyl didn’t pay attention to it. One thing she was unaware of, though, was the fact that DnB’s kitty sense was tingling. Vinyl was about to open her mouth and ask “Weren’t you the one I saw at the concert hall?” when DnB turned around and yelled “WHAT?!” in Vinyl’s face.
Vinyl was so scared by DnB that she immediately turned and ran off, not even able to say “Sorry” and instead she let out a mouse like squeak. DnB chuckled with delight and said to himself “Oh, I’m going to be here for the rest of my life…” He then finished pinning the poster up.
When DnB was done he stood back and congratulated himself on a job well done. He picked up whatever supplies were left over and he walked along to nowhere in particular, without much of a care in the world.
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