Fluttershy has taken a lover, one who likes to talk dirty. Who is this mysterious pony of the night? Or it even a pony, all the evidence would suggest not. So come on in for a story where the comedy is so hidden that it makes the "Higgs-Bozon" particle look like an amateur.

So enter and enjoy.

This was an older story I did like a year ago, came back to the start of what I had written and took it in a new direction.
P.S. I regret nothing.