One day, Daring Do, super-adventurer and the most awesome of awesome ponies, was in Brayzil, looking for a magic lantern. She stopped in a town called Sway Paulo, where there were a lot of ponies doing stuff. There were market stands and market ponies and firewalkers and stuff.
Daring was wiped, so she decided she'd go to the nearest inn and rest. It was nearly empty as she came up to the counter. The pony working there looked up and told her something in Brayzilian. Fortunately Daring knows Brayzilian because of studying it before she came here, so she knew that the pony was asking if she had a reservation. She didn't, though, because she didn't need a reservation because Daring Do is awesome.
Before she could say that, somepony behind her cleared her throat. She looked around and saw Fluttershy, who was the most beautiful pegasus ever with long pink hair and a yellow coat and green eyes standing behind her. On her amazingly well-shaped flank, that tensed perfectly every time she moved and made you think of how it would feel to touch it, was a cutie mark of three pink butterflies, ready to fly and be free forever with her. The flank rose and fell slightly as Fluttershy breathed in and out. It was really sexy.
"You're looking for a room," Fluttershy said, because she knew what Daring Do needed. "Yeah, I am," Daring said back. "I have a room," Fluttershy continued. "My bed is big enough, you can sleep with me."
Daring stared for a minute and Fluttershy blushed. "Not like that, I mean," she said. "Well, you could, I guess, if you wanted to, because you are a really sexy mare, but you could also just sleep. In my room." Daring nodded, she was very tired. "Okay, let's go," she said. "I'm very tired." So Fluttershy led Daring Do up the stairs and they went into her room and laid down on the bed and went to sleep.
In the morning Fluttershy was standing beside the bed and her full luscious lips were close to Daring Do's.
"That's an amazing way to wake up." Daring Do said as she woke up and kissed Fluttershy on the lips. Fluttershy was startled but she didn't pull back and let Daring Do kiss her. Fluttershy put a hoof on Daring Do's shoulder as they deepened the kiss and she felt more excited, especially when Daring Do gave her butt a squeeze.
"Are you trying to seduce me, Fluttershy?" Daring asked and rubbed Fluttershy's wing with a hoof, making it stiffer and harder. "Um... yes." Fluttershy said. "You're a really sexy mare, Fluttershy," Daring said. So then Fluttershy got back into the bed and they started going at it. Fluttershy was gasping and panting as Daring Do kissed her all over and they made a lot of noise.
Then Rainbow Dash, who was also one of the most awesome ponies, came in. "Hey girl what's up," she asked, "I was hoping you and me could have some fun and then do some stuff and then have some more fun. Oh hi Daring Do." She grinned. "Fluttershy are you having sex with Daring Do?" She asked.
"Yeah, do you want to join us?" Fluttershy asked. "It's a big bed," Daring added. "Heck yes I do," said Rainbow Dash, because there wasn't much that could be sexier than a threesome with the most awesome pegasus and the most beautiful pegasus in the world. So she jumped into the bed and they started doing it again and soon they were all making a lot more noise and the other ponies in the inn stopped to listen thinking about how sexy it sounded.
"You guys are really amazingly sexy," Rainbow Dash said between panting and gasping. "Yeah, we know," Daring chuckled. "That's why we're having sex with you." And then Daring Do squeezed Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash's butt too while they made out with each other.
"Wow, that's hot," said a pony's voice, and it turned out to be Spitfire, Captain of the Wonderbolts. "Hey look, it's Spitfire, Captain of the Wonderbolts," Rainbow Dash exclaimed. Spitfire, Captain of the Wonderbolts walked over to the bed. "Can you move over," she asked, and Rainbow Dash did, and pulled Spitfire, Captain of the Wonderbolts into the group. After that they went right back to what they had been doing and didn't stop until they were all a hot and sweaty and sticky mess.
Then there was a knock on the door and it opened.
"Hold on now," Applejack interrupted.
But I'm not finished yet. In walked Princess
"Ah said stop. Jus'... jus' wait a minute." Applejack kneaded her brow with a forehoof, holding up the other to signal for silence. "How long did ya say this took ya to write?"
"About a week, why?"
Applejack responded with a deadpan stare. "You spent a week on this. An' ya mean Rarity actually let ya use her typewriter?"
"Yeah, I just told her, you know, I'm feeling in the mood to make some wicked awesome art, so..."
"Listen, Rainbow, you might not wanna mention this ta Rarity again, because art, this ain't." She sighed, gesturing for Rainbow Dash to hoof over her story. Reluctantly, the pegasus relinquished the paper, and Applejack scanned over it quickly. "Fifty pages," she remarked incredulously. "Fifty pages of you, Fluttershy an' Daring Do gettin' in a giant orgy."
"And finding the magic lantern," Rainbow pointed out defensively.
"Also, it seems like ya spend a lot a' time talkin' about Fluttershy's butt."
The normally-cyan mare blushed scarlet. "Well yeah, but it's a major plot point!" she argued.
"An' this part that says 'Rainbow Dash loved to plow Fluttershy like a summer field every chance she got'?" The farmer raised an eyebrow.
"Circumstantial!"
Applejack shook her head and shrugged. "Look, ah'm not tryin' ta judge. Ah'm jus' tellin' ya what ah'm seein' here." She paused, then checked over the pages again. "Wait a sec. Is every pony in this story a pegasus?"
"What?!" Rainbow Dash's eyes widened in disbelief. "No way! What about the Princess?"
"Supposedly she used ta be."
"W-well, I know there are some earth ponies and unicorns in here somewhere!" In a flash the would-be writer grabbed the story and flicked through it desperately. "The receptionist, did I ever specify?"
Applejack stopped her and pointed to a single line on the page. "The receptionist used her wing to... golly, ah didn't know you could even do that with feathers," she commented.
"But, c'mon, there's got to be something!" Rainbow insisted. "I mean, there is no way I would overlook something like that!"
"Uh-huh. Sure ya wouldn't," her proofreader answered, rolling her eyes. "Look, ah don't really have time fer this... ah'm sorry, but ah don't think there's any way ta save this story. Ah can mark down the errors an' you can use it as a learnin' experience, but that's about all..."
Rainbow hung her head in defeat. "Alright, fine. And here I was hoping the Daily would publish it..."
As she stood to leave, shaking her head, Applejack suppressed a chuckle. "Someday, Rainbow. You'll make it if ya try."
"Really?" The moping pegasus gave her a hopeful look. "You think so?"
"Well..."
Applejack had to think long and hard about that one.
