"Hey bozo watch it!" Yelled a man with a punisher tee shirt slightly battered jeans and work boots out the window of his porche
"Man drivers these days" said another in the passenger seat of the car wearing a black shirt with rainbow dash on it and jeans while also wearing work boots
"Yea I can't believe it ya know James I was hoping to get to Jennifer's before noon" joked the driver
"Yea not with this traffic besides we're staying there a whole week anyway" said James
"Yea that is true" he said as he turned the radio on
"Wake me when we get there alright drake" said James getting himself in a comfy position
"Ok whatever" said drake
(Jennifer's house)
Drake and James hopped out of the porche and walked to the porche and knocked on the simple wooden door
Soon a fairly tall women with blonde hair and tattered clothes opened the door
"Oh hi guys happy twenty-fifth birthday" said Jennifer
"Thanks" the boys said in unison
the boys stepped inside, took off their boots, and we're lead to the kitchen
"Sorry guys but I could only afford so much" said Jennifer passing them their presents
"It's ok Jen we know" said drake taking his and James present and passing it to him
Drake just stared at the wall a few minutes before beginning to open his present
(Night time)
"Crud" said a stallion with a black coat and a pitch black mane and tail with red streaks through it
"Man how did discord get so tough" said another pony with a red coat and a red,orange, and yellow mane and tail
"I don't and I don't want to stick around to find out" said the black stallion
Just as the two go to leave discord appears right in front of them
"Where do you think your going" said discord raising his lion paw and chanting "Five Score, Divided by Four!
Your memories removed, your body confused!
For your quest to end
in such a serious blunder,
Your punishment is to be cast
to a land Down Under!
Your mind shall be weak, your outlook be bleak!
Forgetting everything and living like a fool,
The adventures are lost
and there is nopony left to stop my rule!"
(Morning)
"Huh wha" said drake getting out of bed groggily "heck of a dream"
Then drake got dressed, got breakfast, and went to take a shower and once drake pulled down his pants he noticed something odd
"I'm gonna kill'em" said drake pulling his pants up and storming out of the bathroom and into James' room
"What in the world man what the heck" yelled drake "that was uncool"
James sat up "what do you mean?!" He said after a few minutes
"This is what I mean" said drake pulling his pants down show him his thighs and there sat a tattoo of two swords through or behind a flaming skull
James fail to hold back his laughter "ahahahahha you got a tat in your thigh it does look cool but an unusual place for it don't ya think" said James still snicker
"No I didn't you put it there remember" said drake "and why did you sleep with out any pants?"
"Ok one I didn't and two cause i can" said James getting out of bed and was about to put his pants on until
"Dude look you have one too" said drake pointing at his thighs
And sure enough there was a tattoo of a computer with a lightning bolt on top of it
"Dude this now proves I didn't do it why would I put a tattoo on you and put one on myself" said James
"Yea good point that leaves only one person left... Jennifer
"Jennifer?" said James as he raised an eyebrow
"yes Jennifer she's the only one with a sense of humor that bad plus she watches my little pony remember" pointed out Drake as he opened the door and walked out
"well that is true... wait hold on wait for me" said James
(Jennifer's room)
Jennifer was sound asleep with her mouth agape she slept in her clothes cause she didn't have the will power nor did she care so as soon as she hit the pillow she was out cold she then heard a knocking on her door which woke her from her slumber
"huh wha?" said Jennifer as she closed her mouth she then felt this liquid substance on her cheek
"gross I was drooling in my sleep again" said Jennifer she then wiped her mouth with her bed sheets and answered the door
"oh hi drake what's up" said Jennifer with a smile
"ill tell you what's up those lame tats you put on us" he said with furrowed eyebrows
"what?" said Jennifer
"I'll show you what" he said soon after showing his tattoo to Jennifer
"oh yes I knew you guys secretly liked the show" she said then she giggled a little bit
"I don't like my little pony Jennifer and I never will neither does James so why did you do it" said drake furiously
"do what those tats no way besides even if i did there's no reddening around it so that means it wasn't placed there by a machine its either you had that for a long time or that's just one of those tattoo's that come on through water" said Jennifer looking slightly amused
"whatever just don't do something like this again or you'll regret it" said drake exiting Jennifer's room
(hallway)
drake walked past a mirror and noticed some strange he quickly went back to it and saw that his normal blonde spiked hair had a pitch black tint at the ends of his hair he quickly brushed it off thinking that it was part of the prank and walked back to his room and found James on his bed
"hey dude so what did you find out" he said not casting the slightest glance at him
"she didn't confess to this" he said pointing to the tattoo "but i still think she did it"
"well i did some research on this and found a post by we are meta saying he got a cutie mark or something heh heh" said James
"what" said drake laughing and soon James joined in but eventually they stopped
"yea i- whoa whats with the pitch black tint?" said James pointing at drakes hair
"i dunno and you have a... red orange and yellow tint to your hair too" said drake "i mean it goes from one color to the next"
"yea i noticed" said James
soon they heard a squeal come from Jennifer's room
"Jennifer!" Said drake
"we're coming" James finished
(Jennifer's room)
The boys go in prepared for anything to see Jennifer on the ground and a man hovering above her with a malicious grin on his face he was about to rip off Jennifer's shirt when he was punched in the face by drakes prosthetic arm causing the man to go sprawling across the floor drake then lifted him above his head with his metal appendage
"Get out" drake said with a dark threatening tone "and next time i see you i will be the last thing you ever see"
The man rapidly nodded and when drake let him go the man climbed out the window he got in from and ran for his life
Drake walked over to Jennifer who was now crying she then wrapped her arms around drake still sobbing
"It's alright Jen he's gone now"
(Dark alleyway)
The crook who was scared by drake ran along the path until he bumped into something metal the man looked up and what he saw was horrorifying then he screamed
(Drakes POV)
After I finished calming Jennifer down me and James decided to go to town and try to find the guy but after two hours of searching we gave up and took a shortcut down an alleyway
"We'll that was a bust" said James as we entered the alley way
"Man I just got one of those weird vibes like something's watching us" I said as we exited the alleyway
However we failed to notice the creature staring at us in the shadows
(Regular POV)
The boys entered Jennifer's house to see it trashed there was stuff flung everywhere but then they heard a gun click
"You boys are coming with me" said a voice behind them
"Crud" said the boys in simultaneously
(The creatures POV)
"What were those things" I thought as I exited my hiding place
"I better follow them to see they're lifestyle" I said as I held my bony scorpion tail with my also bony hand
It wasn't long before I got to this... This house I guess with I huge hole in the side I examine the hole to find it was made by a Cutting tool of some kind after I finished I go inside to find right more of those weird bipedal creatures luckily I had my cloaking device or they would have spotted me three of them looked like they were held up by five others holding weird tube looking things I silently creep over and I prepare myself to strike until one of those creatures hit the skinny long blonde haired one then another one with a metal appendage started yelling at them in this weird language so scan the voice to teach me their language
So after that happens I strike with my scorpion tail it goes through one of the bipedal creatures chest and I throw him violently across the room and I dispatch the other two by smashing their heads together and I grab another's head and fling him into the ceiling but before I could deal with the last one he pulled out a long sharp price of metal and swung it at me but it never hit me cause the one with the metal appendage stopped it with the appendage itself buying me time to strike so it grabbed him and flung him out of the hole in the wall after that I thought came to mind
"Oh great I owe the little meat bags"
"Thank you uhm bony creature thingy" said metal arm
"No thanks necessary I'm just glad to help" I said flexing my manibles and straightingy cheat armor
"My name is drake the other flouts is James and the female is Jennifer" siad drake
I look over to the other one with the red, orange and yellow hair "uhm hello Jennifer"
"Name is James" James said sounding a bit irratated
"Then I'm guessing the one that's out cold is Jennifer then" I said pointing to the one on the floor
"Yup that's correct" said drake
I look around noticing the trashed house and sighed "if you need a place to crash you can live with me"
"Uhm thanks" said James "I'll bring Jennifer and some food"
"Sounds good bro I'll pack our things"