Ships and gore

“Come on Dashie isn't this fun?” “It really is Pinkie!” “Look at it all!.” “I know!...Red and pink look sooo good together.” “Not as good as it does every other color...” “Ya, it does look better on me.” “It does! Hey let's go have more fun!” “Ya good Idea! But let's finish with this one...it's not done yet.” “But I thought it was...” “No it's awake now...see? It's screaming.” “You're right Dashie...more fun and more beautiful scarlet!” “I know...more! More!... … … there's a good pony...hey Pink...I wonder what we look like.” “Silly you can just go look in a mirror!” “I mean...everypony always has something diferent about their insides...why don't we try something with ours...” “Wait you mean make our red stuff come out?” “No, that would make us sleep forever and that would be too boring...I mean we make our outsides each other's insides...” “OOHH why didn't you just say so!” “Because I didn't feel like it...should we clean up?” “Of course! We can even do it WHILE we're cleaning up!” “Ooh that's a good idea.” “Come on Dashie!” “I'm coming...heh, sure gonna miss that Gryphon...but that bitch had it coming.” “Ya! I can't believe she was such a meanie to everypony...she even made Fluttershy cry...” “Ya...OH we shoulda got Fluttershy over here to help!” “Oh that would have been so fun...but she and Rarity had some fun of their own...probably like what we were just doing.” “I hear Twilight and Celestia made another visit to the Dungeon in Canterlot.” “Oh that place is so fun. AGH! COLD COLD COLD!” “I know...but your insides are warm...” “Oh Dashie, you know how to make a Filly feel good!”

p.s. this oneshot may branch off into other messed up oneshots