The Lesbian Horses

Once upon a tim tere was a purple pony called Twilight Spakle. She is a smart pone. She love readint books. One day she was mad at ApplesJack that she got a wepon from the weponstore and shot Apples with it. BAM. she ded, Twilight was so sad that she went's to rarity's house and cried while rarity kept her comfy. The purple pony asked the white mare. "I didn't mean to!" Says da purple prony. Rarity pets her he. "It's okay darling in was nopony's fault" Says te white horse.

About a few min Twilhgt left the house and was walking until she found Flutters. She says hi but flutter does not notice twilights. She got so mad she got anoter wepon and shot her in da faice. BAM. she ded and fell on ground. The caps found her and arrested her forher crimes. Raity was so sad she went to jail.

Pinkie Pi was so sad she through a sad party. She was so sads she turn pinkamena then kills Ranbo das to cupcake feed rairity mouth. BLAAAHHH she said spitting out the cupscake in disgust. EW she said. What are in those cups of cakes? Said Rarity. Pinkpone answered back with a smile. "ITS RAINBOW DASH SILLY". She snapped andstarted sreming. Rarity grabs knive stab pinkie in da thorath. Bloodz squirted out her neck. Then Lyra sees da mess and takes the knivve away fronm rarity and kicks her in da chin. She got nocked out cold. Then she stabs rairty and lyra suicides.

Twilight gets released of jail and is crushed to death by a fallen piano from the sky. Derpy you silly pone.

The poar litle pones are ded. Then celesta and moon princes revived da pones and are given another chance. YAY they all screamed. They all started to have a party and have fun. They all dance their flank off till they paass out. they wak up in da morning and started haing pilllow fights. Applejack hit pinkie pie so hard with the piloow that she did a bakflip and a 360 airshot noscop quicksop trckshot and falls of the bed. She broke her neckin de fall. All te pones were sad so they barry her in the dirt, they all cried as they placed her tombstone. It said 'Never stop smiling' 2010-2014. They all cried and wrapped balloons in da tomston. The to,mbstone fleow up in the sky and fell into rairty face, she ded and they all cried again.

Rambo dash was te sadest of all pones, she was so sad she went to her house and hung herself, poor pones!!!. Anyways the pony ded, BUT TEN, piney came out of da grave she said 'Im not ded i still live'n She collapeses. Ponkoy was medatly Russian to emergency ramen. Pikoeh DINT want die so ran fro hopsital and stl Stel car frm PONE tav steal GTA Sandres. she drove to haspital den doc say wat up doc but pikni did nut no at he sey. SHe wos so scurd she no wan die. Then she surgery in he paw leg. but she left da cooking oven on!! she gots on her car and drove supah fast.

Pines was fast go on hiwei crash and ded Ponis Peep buld huse from can and stick hung stremors an baloos but hose flew way for escape an Pingas Poh die. Twilt sparakl was saddd heer nus pongis die so conjure soosid magicals. Flitoris flu on wangs to Twolt sporks hous but she alred die from spiel of sooside.But Pongis Plop maed sweaty luv to Trunksoy in Lors Pergorsus wile red in hvun. te hurses weont to a magikul plase cal Earth. Ponglus caem bak to alyv in splits seckunded aftr cum Soggeh dhickz. ping poni wus so huppy she poot a paty on rurty huse.

Diz stouroy abut Twat Spork and Traxrabuit hav srcksfuocking in Cunterlot. liar the [pny wus wakin' down te town of panuvillz. Twat Spork was but ti cuom bout Loyruh intrupt sexing to advortoise classucil mosu. raty thing she so saxxy that he 2saxy for twaking. She twaked so hurd hur but heck rap aff. he cried like a horse. ANYWAYS BACK TO TWAT SPORK!!.

Aft seen sexin hapin Loyreh bucem hot an moyst. "Momer Cerlustier" Loyreh esclaymed alud Den Trayneweck Twix ded forum plehsore. Twat Spork kaym buhkits of jooses Loyreh stud ther and phaped vigresly. Aeftor Twat Spork was finsh cum she saw Loyreh had got non so Shi did resenable thig and Twat Spork plaed Lawyer's harap. Twart Sporekle Eet Lawyer frum inside to feed outers. rambo dahs was so hurpy to plley with apples flaps. they play togeta grand teef ato Sinco! tey pley all dey til dey wentto sleepz and they ded. Raty was so hungray she ate a horse.

She got su fatz she is fat. Flutah she wasa shai to go pley with teh oter pornies so she phaped insted she phap so had she blood quirts jooses. Flitoris Tracking gemius. Poongis Puh is leive so she make cupscakes for eveypany in ta panyville so they eat att panyville they paty so hard they drnank all teh cider in da warld so tey all ded from tirty. Rainbutt Fuck was so hany she phaped she scratshc canal layer bloodjooses oozing out.

Al pones fell sleep den tey found temselv then found cele the san prinvess, they all have a clap fest andphap to humons. tHEY phaped so hard they died.

Then the princasses so tey live ow idt they live or nut i duno michal jason who i odnt leroy jenkins die ded weponz. Twilight spickle got wepon and throws it and shoot at pony at thew on pojy =veillee so t5hey i deid DED DED DED DEED DED DED DED DED ED DED DED DED DE DE DEDEDEDED DED DED DEDTHE EEEEEEEEEEND. Den was tiem as all moine secks bigin fuockin on enuthor. Onleh suond was whet sleps of soakefed mayohids as dry al clymuxed. Creetoing turrent of Marecuom as dey al  felsleepon fluor.