Is This Where You Would Like To Build?

by BaconHazard

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover
Length: 742

Through use of an experimental teleportation device, a Novus Constructor lands in Equestria.

After the Hierarchy's defeat on earth and the death of Kamal Re'x, Novus uncovers evidence that they have spread their malicious intents across other universes. So, with the intent of finding and destroying the Hierarchy menace in these other universes, Novus sends a Constructor to begin building.

So how did it end up in Equestria?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-19 14:33:28 UTC

Systems Check

[Starting Systems Check]

//corruption detected sensor array

[Is this okay?]

{No}

[What would you like to do?]

{Repair}

//primary power core corrupted

//secondary power core functioning

//nanites storage functioning

[What would you like to repair?]

  {All Systems}

//corruption detected primary power core

[Not enough power to carry out full repair. What would you like to repair?]

{Sensor Array}

{crackle}

{"What do ya think it is, Scoots?"}

{"I dunno. It's like some kind of alien or something. I mean look at the shape."}

{"Hey! Something else is popping up on the thing."}

{crackle}

//corruption detected mainframe

[Is this okay?]

{"What's a mainframe?"}

{"Maybe it's an alien toilet or somethin'?"}

{"I think I read somewhere that a mainframe is what robots and stuff use to figure stuff out."}

{"Where'd ya read that hooey?"}

{"I was bored at the library one day and I decided to look at the science fiction stuff."}

{"What? Ah didn't know ya went to the library!"}

{"Uh..."}

{"This is so great! We can be study buddies!"}

{"Look, can we talk about this later? I wanna figure out what this thing is."}

{"Oh, right. So... yes."}

{click}

{No}

[What would you like to do?]

{"Well, duh! I wanna make ya better."}

{"Why are you talking to it? I don't think it can even hear us."}

{"Well... it did say it repaired the 'sensor' thing. So I guess that means that it... can."

{"..."}

{"Creepy. Can it tell what we're saying?"}

{"Probably. The enchanted words on the front are in Equestrian, so why would it not be able to figure out what we're saying?"}

{"Then wouldn't that mean if we repair the mainframe, then it could talk back?"}

{"Wow, Scoots. That's a great idea!"}

{"I am pretty great."}

{Repair}

//primary power core corrupted

//secondary power core functioning

//nanites storage functioning

[What would you like to repair?]

{Mainframe}

[Please wait...]

[Done.]

{"Did it work?"}

["Hello?"]

{"Whoa! This is so cool!"}

["'Cool'? Phrasing of the English word 'cool' on this planet is unknown. Through inquiry and information stored in my data banks, I will just assume that 'cool' means a low temperature."}

{"Actually mister robot, cool means 'awesome' or 'Rainbow Dash'.}

["'Rainbow Dash'? Rainbows are water droplets in the air that reflect light to make a beautiful display of the color spectrum. Such a magnificent thing of nature. I am almost certain that Rainbows cannot dash, though."}

{"No, silly. That's just the name of the greatest pony in Equestria!"}

{"Yer gonna make it explode or somethin' from all that gushin' yer doin'."}

["I can assure you that I can function well enough without exploding."]

{"Ah don't know 'bout that, mister robot, but yer pretty banged up. Is there anythin' we can do ta help ya?"}

["Yes. I require more power if I would wish to repair myself further. I mainly use dark energy as fuel, but seeing as my main power core is not functioning I will not be able to gather enough power to execute a full repair. Could you possibly pick me up and take me where there is more sunlight? I could possibly use solar energy to fuel the repair."]

  {"That sounds like a good idea. But how can we pick you up? You're pretty big."}

["Maybe you can convince more of your species to help you?"]

{"Hey, why didn't I think of that? We can go ask Twilight to magic it out."}

{"Levitate."}

{"Whatever."}

{"Are ya sure we have ta get Twilight? She'll freak out or somethin'."}

["I would like to recommend as little panic as possible if this is a first contact scenario."]

{"Oh, that's right! We're the first ponies in history to ever meet an alien! This is so cool!"}

["In that case, congratulations. If this is the case, then after I become functional enough to move, perhaps I could speak to your leader?"]

{"Sure! See ya later mister robot. I'm gonna go get mah sister to help us. She won't freak out er nothin'."}

{"I'll go, too. I need to go home and take a bath. I'm filthy!"}

{"I'm gonna stay here for a while and talk some more."}

{"Are ya sure, Scoots? It's gonna be dark in a bit."}

{"Yeah, I'm sure. Go ahead and go home. I'll be going back soon."}

{"Alright then. See ya when we get back ah guess."}

{"Bye, girls."}

["Why did you not go with them?"]

{"I just... I just need some time alone..."}

["Alright."]

[System Check Complete]