WAT - The Many Adventures of Team Crafted in Equestria

"OH MY GOOOOOOD!"

"WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGG"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO DOWNLOAD THAT MOD, TY!"

"WHY DO YOU BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME?!"

"Because everything that goes wrong ever is your fault."

"No it's NOT!"

"Really. How about World War II?"

"HOW WAS THAT MY FAULT?! I WASN'T EVEN BORN YET!"

"I don't know. It just automatically is your fault."

Sky punched Deadlox. "STAHP IT SKY," Ty yelled. "We're being sucked into a portal and it's your fault. I ain't gonna stop anytime soon, bro," Sky said calmly, and punched him again. "I don't even know how this works," Jason commented. "How can you punch someone when you're traveling through a portal? Also, Sky, it's 'I'm not', not 'I ain't.' Learn your grammar."

"Shut up, Jason," Sky growled. None of them had realized it yet, but they had landed in a field that was definitely not in Minecraft. And they'd become ponies. Seriously, HOW do you not notice that? COME ON PEOPLE.

Anyway, Bodil tapped Jason on the shoulder. "WHAT, CACTUS," Jason shouted, turning around abruptly. "Well, for one thing, we're cartoon ponies in a cartoon world and there are other cartoon ponies staring at us riiiiight over there. For another, MY NAME IS NOT CACTUS IT IS BODIL," Bodil said peacefully because diabolus ex machina. "In Bulgarian, 'bodil' means 'cactus.' Your name is Cactus40. I shall call you Cactus effective now," Jason said. "Oh wait we're ponies! OH MAH GAWD!" he continued, looking down to find hooves. "Cool," Kuledud3 said. Sky had stopped fighting with Ty long enough to see that he was also a pony now.

"NOT COOL," he said. "VERY NOT COOL." Jason was staring at the ponies at the top of the hill. There were six, all looking down at him with confused expressions--except for one. The one that was grinning all the time was light pink with a darker pink mane. "OhmygoshnewponiesIhavetogodownandmeetthemcanITwilightcanIcanIcanIcanIcanIcanIcanI...?" she said all in one breath. "Welp, someone's on a caffeine high," remarked Antvenom. "Ya think?" Bodil said. "Woah. Sky, you've got a tattoo on your butt," Ty said suddenly. Sky's eyes got wide and he looked at his flank. "What? Wait, why were you looking at my butt, you perv?!" he said. His cutie mark was a pixelated budder ingot with a pixelated pickaxe in the background. "SKYLOX," Ty said firmly. "Is that your name?"

Sky looked at who had just spoken. It was the purple pony, who appeared to have a horn on her head and a dark purplish blue mane with streaks of pink in it. She had wide, inquisitive purple eyes and was smiling. Sky instantly fell in love. "Uh--uh--uh--uh--uh--" he stammered. "NO," Ty said in the same firm voice. "MY NAME IS KING DEADLOX. NOW BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANT."

The purple one just looked at him in a confused way. "What?" she asked. "Uh--uh--what he meant to say was--uh--uh--BUDDER," Sky stuttered. He'd just said 'BUDDER' for no reason because that was what had popped into his head. He could've face palmed--hoofed--whatever. "Oh. So...your name is Budder?" she asked. "No--I--wish it--was," Sky said, stumbling over his words. "It's--Sky. My...name is--Sky. I think...?"

"Okay...well, my name is Twilight Sparkle. This is Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack," the pony said, pointing with a front hoof to each of the five pastel ponies that had walked up to her. Pinkie Pie seemed to be getting along just fine with Ty, and Sky recognized her as the caffeine-high pony. "Ready? Okay. Get the wrecking ball. NO PINKIE THAT'S TNT I SAID WRECKING BALL. Okay. 1...2...3...go!" Ty and Pinkie had gotten a wrecking ball out of nowhere and had seemingly attached it to the sky because there wasn't a roof anywhere and had sat on it.

"WE CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECKING BALLLLLLLLLLLL," Ty screamed in his highest voice, swinging on the wrecking ball. Pinkie Pie was licking a hammer. "WHY ARE YOU INSANE PEOPLE LICKING A HAMMER AND SWINGING ON A WRECKING BALL?!" Jason cried. "Silly. It's not a hammer. That would just be weird. It's a hammer-shaped lollipop. Duh!" Pinkie Pie said cheerily.

"So where do you guys come from?" Rarity asked. "Minecraft," Bodil said. "SHUT UP CACTUS, GOD JUST DON'T SAY STUFF," Jason snapped. "We're from Minecraft," he continued in a normal voice. "Awesome intro, Jason," Sky complimented. Bodil just stared angrily at them.

"Minecraft. Okay. Never heard of it, but okay," Twilight said. "Anyway...WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA."

*****

"So...Equestria. If I remember life correctly, 'equine' means 'horse'. Thaaaaat makes sense," Ty said, walking alongside Rarity. Rarity was white, with a horn like Twilight's and a glistening purple mane. Her..."tattoo" was three blue diamonds, and she had slightly almond-shaped sapphire eyes. Rarity spoke with a bit of an accent. "It's absolutely dreadful, I know. If I had a say in the name, I would call it 'The Jewel of the Planet,' but nooooooo, it's Equestria," Rarity sighed. "'Jewel of the Planet'?" Ty hesitated. "I like it."

"What's the deal with your friend, King Deadlox?" Rainbow Dash did a loop in the air, then flew down by Ty and Rarity, slowly flying in between the two. "Which one? Cactus?" Ty asked. "No, Sky," Rainbow said. She was cyan, with a rainbow mane and magenta eyes. "What's wrong with him?" Ty asked. "Well...he says 'budder' all the time. Why?" Rainbow said.

Ty smirked. "Watch this." He trotted up to Sky and whispered something to him. Sky's face immediately became one of pure rage. "IT'S CALLED BUTTER, DEADLOX. IT. IS. CALLED. BUTTER!" he shouted. Ty laughed and began to run away. Sky followed, tackling Ty after catching up with him. The other ten ponies watched the two wrestle on the ground. Ty was still laughing, and eventually they both wound up in a giggling fit on the grass.

"They're weird," Rainbow remarked, hovering. "But they're friends," Twilight pointed out. "And friendship is magic." "Ah know, sugar cube, but where did they COME from?" Applejack hissed in Twilight's ear. "I don't know, Applejack, but I think I might have something in my library," Twilight replied. "Whatcha guys talkin' about?" Twilight and Applejack both jumped at Antvenom's voice. "Yeah! Whatcha talkin' about?" Pinkie Pie chimed in, popping up out of nowhere. "We're talkin' 'bout Twilight's library, because we don't know where y'all come from," Applejack explained. "'Specially you, Pinkie. We have NO IDEA where you come from."

Pinkie grinned. "Teeheehee!"