WAT - The Many Adventures of Team Crafted in Equestria

           Sky blinked opened his eyes and blinked against the sunlight. "Mmm...Jason..." he mumbled. "Sky? You okay, buddy?" Jason asked, poking Sky with a hoof. "Stop poking meeeeee..." Sky groaned. He was used to the light now and saw Jason standing over him, eyes clouded with worry. Only now did Sky really pay attention to what his friends looked like as ponies.

            Jason was light blue, but not as light as Ant. He had his usual blue eyes and short brown hair, and his tattoo thingy was his helmet. "Where did your suit go, dude?" Sky asked, still sort of dazed. Jason lifted a hoof to his face and looked at it. "I dunno," he said. Sky tried to stand up. Surprisingly, he could stand perfectly well on the leaves, like they were just one big ball of leaves. Which they probably were. Stumbling and catching himself, he eventually was able to stand and looked around. Jason, Rainbow, and Mitch were standing by him. Wait, Mitch? "You're all better?" Sky asked. Mitch nodded. "Yep, thanks to Flutters," he said. Sky looked around. "So you're a Pegasus, too?" he asked, his gaze focusing on the tree only a few feet away. His voice sounded detached and far away.

              "Yep," Mitch said, flexing his wings. Sky had begun to drool slightly, his mouth open, because he'd seen yellow apples on the tree. He'd unknowingly begun to hover, and was now flying towards to tree. "Mmmmm..." he mumbled. "Ye--wait, Sky, where are you going?" Jason said. "Budder apples..." Sky said to himself. He landed on the tree and sat back hard on his haunches. "Budder apples," he said happily. "Mai budder apples. All mine." Suddenly the tree began to shake, and was hit really hard. Sky swayed violently. "ERMAHGERD! JASON SAVE THE BUDDER APPLES! AND ME! BECAUSE I'M STARTLED!" he screamed. The tree stopped shaking and a bunch of apples fell from the tree into wicker baskets. Sky frowned angrily and dove down with surprising coordination and speed for, well, for him. He barreled into an orange and blonde mare wearing a Stetson.

               "AH!" Applejack yelled out of surprise. "DON'T TOUCH MAH BUDDER APPLES, ORANGE PONY," Sky cried. "Budder apples?" Applejack said. She used her powerful hind legs and kicked Sky off of her, but it was actually a light kick compared to her apple tree kicks. Sky tumbled to the side. "Yeah. Budder apples. The budder colored ones you just kicked down?" Sky said, raising an eyebrow and laying flat on his back. Applejack laughed, getting to her hooves and helping Sky up. Dusting herself off, she said, "Ah, sugar cube, I grow all kinds of different apples, but budder apples I don't. Say, what is a budder apple, anywho?" Sky pointed with his hoof to a basket holding the ripe, yellow apples. "Budder apples," he said simply. "Nah, Sky, those there are golden delicious apples," Applejack chuckled.

               Sky's eyes grew wide behind his shades. "DA BUDDER!" he yelled. "DONT SAY THE G-WORD IN MY PRESCENCE, PEASANT! G-WORD IS FORBIDDEN, EXCEPT FOR SQUIDS IN WHICH CASE I WILL KILL THEM." Fluttershy gasped audibly, flying in from seemingly nowhere. "Kill them?" she squeaked. "Yes, light budder colored pony, kill them. FOR DA BUDDER!" Sky replied. "Oh, please don't kill innocent creatures!" Fluttershy begged. "Citizen, squids are not innocent. They are CRUEL AND UNUSUAL, therefore, they must be exterminated," Sky said. "Sky, they don't know about our war, so don't get them involved. Okay?" Jason said, flying in from the top of the tree. Sky frowned again. "Meeeeeeehhhhhhhhh," he said. "Da budddderrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Jason. Da. Budder."

               Sky looked around suddenly, looking confused. "Where's Ty?" he asked warily. The color drained from Jason's face. "Oh no. I lost track of him and Ant when you spiraled out of control!" he said. Sky slapped Jason then face hoofed. "Ty's on the loose. We're doomed."