WAT - The Many Adventures of Team Crafted in Equestria

        "You let him get away?!" Discord cried. Enderlox scraped the ground with a hoof, looking down. "Y...yes..." he mumbled. Discord pinched the bridge of his nose, squeezing his eyes shut. "But he was right there. HOW did you let him get away?" he said. Enderlox spread his wings, scowling. "It's DEADLOX'S fault!" he said. "How is it his fault? I put him in the back of your head," Discord said.

        "But he can still TALK to me!" Enderlox cried. 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF BEER! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND YOU GOT 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL...Deadlox chanted in Enderlox's head. Enderlox grabbed his head with his hooves. "Make it stop..." he moaned. Discord smirked. "Keep going, Deadlox, it serves Enderlox right," he said, looking away casually. You can hear me? Deadlox asked Discord. Discord nodded. "Of course I can, Deadlox, I'm practically a god. Now keep singing, I LOVE this song. It's so...annoying," he said. OK then. 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 98 BOTTLES OF BEER! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND YOU GOT 97 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL... "Ughhhhhh, make it STOP! Please, Discord, have MERCY," Enderlox pleaded. "97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer..." Discord started to sing along with Deadlox. "Nooooooooooo..." Enderlox moaned. "Not you, too!"

        Discord stopped singing, and snapped his fingers. Deadlox instantly stopped. "Thank you..." Enderlox sighed. "Don't thank me yet, it's only temporary," Discord said. "Anyway, Enderlox, I need you to bring all the members of that group of theirs to me after I...Dicord-ize them. Don't hurt them, though." Enderlox hesitated, then dipped his head. "Very well, Discord. I'll...go find Jason," he said. "There's a good boy. I'm glad that dragon soul gem didn't go to waste," Discord said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak. Goodbye!" Discord vanished in a flash of white light. Enderlox sighed, looking down at the ground. "Sometimes I think you're my only friend, Deadlox," he said sadly. Aw, you flatter me, but we're not friends. Now, where did I leave off...oh right! 97 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL... "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*****

        Sky trotted a little bit behind Jason. Jason looked over his shoulder at Sky. "Why the heck are you following me? Go away! I told you I don't need you anymore!" he snapped. Sky frowned. "Jason, this isn't you. Snap out of it!" he said. "It's me, Sky, you just can't see past your massive ego to how your "friends" REALLY feel," Jason said, and started walking a little faster. Sky sighed, following Jason relentlessly. This is going to be harder than I thought.

*****

        Mitch walked slowly, more to look around than out of fright. "This isn't so bad," he said to himself. "It's pretty fun." Suddenly, he saw a diamond axe lying in the middle of the road. "Betty!" he cried happily. The axe started to levitate like a Unicorn was using their magic, and started to fly away down a road. Mitch followed Betty. "Where are you going?" he asked, rounding a corner. He came upon a...cave? Mitch didn't see Betty anywhere, so he assumed it was in the cave.

        Mitch walked into the cave. "Bettyyyyy, where are youuuuuuu..." he sang. Suddenly, a small fire illuminated the cave right by Mitch's face. "Boo." Mitch just looked at the match and the draconiquus holding it. "Boo yourself," he said. Discord rolled his eyes. "Aren't you a little bit scared?" he asked. "No," Mitch replied calmly. The light lit up the entire cave now. "You should be. You don't have any weapons, your friends are gone, and you're all alone," Discord said. "My friends are okay, I know that, and I'm never alone, really. I don't even need tools," Mitch said. Discord frowned. "Well, yes, but you kow your friends call you a coward behind your back, right?" he said. "No they don't," Mitch said. Discord growled softly. "Well you've been brave for far too long, Mitch. Time you knew what bein afraid feels like," he said, and touched Mitch on the nose with his finger before storming off.

*****

        Sky and Jason rounded a corner and came across a cowering stallion wearing a black and red plaid jacket. "Mitch?" Sky asked hopefully. "Wh-who's th-there?" Mitch asked. "It's me, Sky," Sky said, puzzled. Mitch turned to face them and peered at them. "S-Sky? B-b-but, what about h-him?" he said, pointing a quaking hoof at Jason. Jason rolled his eyes and snorted, turning around and stalking away. Sky watched him go, then looked back at Mitch. "Jason's been kind of...off...lately," Sky said. He walked over to Mitch and helped him up. Mitch was shivering, and Sky thought hat he, too, looked slightly gray. "I don't l-l-like mazes..." he squeaked. "It's okay, Mitch. I'm here for you," Sky reassured him. "W-well, as long as y-you're here I g-g-guess..." Mitch stuttered. Sky walked with Mitch out of the clearing where Jason was waiting. "Seriously, if you guys would just let me go I'd be happy," Jason said. "G-g-go? Where?" Mitch stammered. Jason smirked. "Into...THE NETHER." "AH!"

*****

        Sky, Jason, and Mitch walked around kind of aimlessly for a while. Eventually, they came across two bickering stallions. One looked like a fish, and one looked kind of like Chewbacca. "Quentin? Jerome?" Sky asked. Once more, they looked gray. The two turned to look at Sky briefly. "Oh look, it's SquidDoesMinecraft," sneered Jerome. "You mean PieDoesMinecraft. Ha-ha!" Quentin joked. All of them looked at him. "Was that supposed to be a joke?" Jerome asked. "Yeah," Quentin said, offended. "Guys, guys, please! Don't start arguing," Sky said, sensing that they were about to fight.

        "O-oh no...d-don't fight because I-I h-h-hate fighting...it's so scary..." Mitch said. Jerome came up to Mitch and put his face right by him. "BOO!" he shouted. "AH!" Mitch cried, and hid behind Sky, shaking. "JEROME!" Sky snapped. Jerome stuck out his tongue and laughed, trotting around in circles. "You're all soooo lame," Jerome said, tapping Jason on the nose repeatedly. Jason scowled at him and tried to bite him. Jerome laughed and drew his hoof back from he growling Jason. "Down, boy," Jerome snickered, and began to pet Jason on the head. "Easy!" Jason snapped at him again and tackled Jerome. "I don't need any of you! If I had my wings, I would've flown away hours ago!" Jason said angrily. Sky just stood and watched as his friends were being the total opposites of themselves. What am I gonna do? he thought worriedly.

*****

        Enderlox watched them from the cover of a hedge, laughing quietly to himself. ...TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND YOU'VE GOT ZERO...BOTTLES OF...BEER ON THE WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Deadlox sang. "Are you done yet?" Enderlox growled quietly. With that song, yeah, Dealox said. Manamana, doo doo dodo doo. Manamana, doo dodo doo...

"Rrrrrrrrghhh!"