My life has never really been that exciting. I've spent most of it giving ponies their money from behind a desk. I'm a bank teller. But not anymore...I wanna make it big in life! And I think I know just how....

(I was doing a research paper on Al Capone, plus, I've been watching a lot of the "Ask Mafia Octavia" tumblr recently, and that was the inspiration for this fic! Don't worry, it'll be a tongue and cheek comedy, but with a hint of drama here and there. I hope you enjoy, as this is my first fic with original characters as the main cast!)