Borat's Adventure In Equestria

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Romance
Length: 1077

Borat is teleported into Equestria and has sexy time adventure with many mares.

Borat is teleported into Equestria and has sexy time adventure with many mares.

Warning: Human has sexy time with Ponies and general stupidness.

Should not be taken seriously, this was written to take the fucking piss.

Published 2014-01-18 22:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-18 22:30:02 UTC

Sexy Time With Ponies

Our adventure begins with the human hero Borat, whom was lying naked on his filthy bed stroking his massive, thick, 25 inch long penis.

And then for no apparent reason, he disappeared in a blinding flash of light. And reappeared in the magical land of Equestria, filled with horny Ponies for a Human's penis of his magnitude.

Borat appeared lying on Twilight Sparkle's bed, the first Pony he was to have sexy time with was a purple unicorn.

"Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle."

"That's a nice name." he cock slapped her across the face with his fearsome gonad. "We have sexy time now?"

Twilight Sparkle turned around to show him her butt. Borat stood up and forcefully slammed his massive terrifying penis into her butthole. She moaned aloud as Borat brutally fucked the unicorn up the butthole with his mighty penis.

Borat's penis grew even bigger, until it was 35 inches long. His penis got bigger, because magic is here in this wonderful land.

And then there was another blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Zoidberg the lobster man in front of Twilight, with his mighty 42 inch penis awaiting to get a blow job.

"Whoop whoop whoop! Zoidberg is here to fuck the Ponies too!" shouted Zoidberg as he clicked his claws excitedly.

Zoidberg stuffed his mighty penis into the unicorn's mouth. Within seconds he fired garbage and tartar sauce flavored semen into her mouth, but as a lobster man he had powerful endurance, so it was very hard for him to go soft.

Twilight was in pure bliss, a lobster man was feeding her garbage and tartar sauce flavored semen from his mighty penis into her mouth and a sexy Human was fucking her up the butthole from behind.

However, Borat was bored. So he and Zoidberg withdrew their massive penises out from Twilight.

Borat walked out of the room.

Twilight's lip quivered, she was sad that the Human was no longer fucking her up the butthole.

"That Human was a bastard! Why couldn’t you be a gentleman like Zapp Brannigan? He fucked me for hours with his mighty penis!"

"Aww, don't worry, you still have Zoidberg. And my mighty penis is far bigger and more powerful than Borat's." he said taking pity on the unicorn.

Twilight smiled, then gasped in shock as Zoidberg's super penis grew thicker and went 75 inches longer.

Zoidberg was truly a gentleman. Twilight was in awe as he went behind her to fuck her up the butthole with his mighty penis.

"Whoop whoop whoop! Zoidberg loves fucking Ponies!"

Borat walked down the stairs and made his way to the front door. Once outside he began to masterbate in public to the joy of every mare in town. Masterbating in public is legal in Equestria.

All the mares lined up in front of the Human as he jerked himself off, while all the stallions glared at him jealously. None of them had a penis more mighty than Borat's.

"Oh yesssss! Sexy time!" shouted Borat as he sprayed his love cream all over the mares faces.

With that Borat continued on his way through Ponyville, he never stopped masterbating as he walked. Every mare he passed by he ejaculated on their face and fucked them up the butthole. It seems Borat never ran out of semen.

Unfortunately, outside Ponyville there were pesky evil humans wearing grey Nazi uniforms mounted on Velociraptors, that came to ruin Borat's sexy time, because they were jealous of Borat's mighty penis. For he had one of the biggest penises in the entire multiverse for a Human.

The Nazis on the raptors all had MG 42s and began to fire at the poor innocent Ponies. Fortunately, Borat had used the power of his mighty penis to protect them Ponies with force fields. Not a single mare's pussy was lost that day.

The Nazis began to panic as Borat came charging at them with his massive penis waving wildly from side to side.

"Ahahahah! You dare try hurt sexy Ponies!"

Borat cock slapped the Nazis off their raptors so hard they exploded and their body was turned into semen. With all the Nazis dead, the raptors fled. Borat fired laser beams from his penis at the raptors, each that was hit by Borat's penis laser was vaporized to dust.

"Penis!" he shouted.

Borat fired a giant blue particle beam from his penis out to space to blow up evil giant cuttlefish like machines called Reapers at the edge of the galaxy.

With the Reapers dead, Borat relaxed and made his way to Sugarcube Corner to find a certain sexy pink mare and fuck her up the butthole.

Once he came inside Sugarcube Corner Pinkie Pie trotted towards him and sucked on his mighty penis.

Borat humped into her mouth and managed to fit his entire penis down her throat, Pinkie Pie was able to create hyperspace in her throat to swallow such a mighty penis. Borat cum poured into her mouth that tasted like chocolate ice cream. He pulled his mighty penis out from her mouth and poured his love cream on her face as he cock slapped her across the face several times. Pinkie Pie licked the cum off her face and opened her mouth wide as he stuffed his powerful penis back down her throat again.

Meanwhile in Twilight's bedroom, the unicorn was sucking on Zoidberg's gigantic penis, she used a spell to create hyperspace in her throat to suck his whole giant cock, while she lay on top of him in a sixty nine position, while Zoidberg's face tentacles flapped over Twilight's marehood as he licked her out.

"Oh, Twilight. You suck cock so much better than Justin Bieber. From now on I'll have my cock sucked by you instead of Justin Bieber."

"Thank you Zoidberg. You don't know how much this means to me." she said with tears in her eyes.

"Whoop whoop whoop!"

Back in Sugarcube Corner, Borat was fucking Pinkie Pie up the butthole while she was leaned against the counter.

"Oh Borat, fuck me harder!" screamed Pinkie Pie in pure bliss.

Borat did as she wished and fucked even harder. Her ass was strong as a war-hammer, crafted by the proud Dwarves of Khazad-dûm.

And so Borat and Zoidberg fucked every mare in the magical land of Equestria and had many mutant babies.

The End

Author's Note

Mighty Penis. XD