Twilight's Artic Adventure

The cold winter wind blew.

"Alright, it has to be around here somewhere..." Said Twilight Sparkle as she scanned the snow.

"Twilight, I think we're lost, we should really-" Quitlet started.

"Shut your f****ing wh*re mouth, Quitlet! If I didn't know where we were going, then we wouldn't have gotten here in the 1st place!"screamed Twilight, annoyed at her doubtful friend.

"You know, I think she's right..." stated Pinkie Pie.

"I don't think having light reflect off your a$$ from the sun is a good means of direction..." whimpered Quitlet.

"Does this a$$ look like the a$$ that lies?!" shouted Twilight, shoving her plot in front of Quitlet's face.

"Oh, all the things I WOULD DO TO YOU!" said Pinkie creepily to Twilight's response.

"Ah! Look, a giant broom!" screamed Quitlet.

"Ah, f**k!" shrieked Twilight as a giant broom fell on top of the group.

3000 years later...

"Alright big guy, I don't think we were supposed to go this far..." said a mare to her husband.

"Smorgy borgy borgy!" he replied. (Translated: "I know you stupid nut fondling c**t bag.")

"Oh look! A pretty purple pony is frozen and needs our help!" the mare pointed out.

"Smorgy borgy borgy!"(translated: "Let her die you stupid wife that I f**ked and killed.")

"Help me unbury her!" said the mare.

*plays dubstep music as they unbury Twilight*

"Alright, lets take her back to the lab." the mare stated.

"Smorgy borgey smorgy!" the stallion replied. (translated: "Shut up stupid a$$hole wife."